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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №131459
 30.07.2016
I smoke at the entrance and see the announcement of the water shutdown from today.
Next to him, the father pulls the child home from a walk.
Speaking with a strict voice.
- What a capricious boy, for this I will turn off the hot water in your apartment!
My dad was angry...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №131458
 30.07.2016
The minimum age for marriage is not 14 years, but 16, the same as the consent age. And also maternal mortality among teenage girls is much higher than among adult females. So go into the forest, defenders of pedophiles.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №131457
 30.07.2016
Pirra Renard: Yes, I don’t understand where my fairy tale is full of orcs?

Vlad_Ka: Put the sword of your impatience in the knots of your prudence, the rahat-lukum of my eyes) our best storytellers are already working on stories worthy of your hearing =)

Pirra Renard: mmm, the Tajiks hired?))) It is good 😉))

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №131456
 30.07.2016
Ladies and gentlemen, all with a celebration! Good afternoon Admin! In the name of ctrl-alt and Saint Del backspace!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №131455
 30.07.2016
Nihachucha: I washed the car.After half an hour, a cloud came out from beyond the horizon.I was threatening.Now I think if I go somewhere now, this ugliness will pursue me?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №131454
 30.07.2016
There is no coincidence, everything is determined by God. But he has absolutely no time to look at your life, he is too busy creating a pair of particle-anti-particle in every point of the universe. Think for yourself, his time is not enough even to decide which of the holes in the obstacle the photon should fly through!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №131453
 30.07.2016
by Semion [12:14 PM]
I congratulate the people who have signed up with the professional holiday.

Alexandra (3:10 PM)
So I sat down! With a celebration :)

by Semion [3:10 PM]
The Vote. The main thing is not to be ashamed of it. Sitting is a natural and beautiful activity.

Winston Churchill [3:18 PM]
We all sit here sometimes ;)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №131452
 30.07.2016
A good master will ruin everything.
It sounds like a replica of the movie in which Guy Ritchie buried a corpse.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №131451
 30.07.2016
I remember here, last year, Natashka and I went somewhere to Peter, and suddenly we met a man on the trail. This man stood and something evil and cried unclearly. I slowed down and asked: "What, forgive me?" The man said something again. I asked again, did not understand again, and, a little scared, went on. In the back, the man shouted to us: “Fucking Moscovites, even “thank you” won’t say! “I asked Natashka, maybe she understood. Natasha says: "Looks like the tour was offered".

I really wanted to go on a trip with this guy. When I am afraid, but I want to. Let us follow Peter, and the man spoke to us: “Listen, you foolish colloquials, out of Hermitage!”
The fear won, of course. But it will be my dream, like a parachute jump.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №131450
 29.07.2016
Grey, "There is a cage for hamsters with a wheel, a solder and a cage for feed.[Q] “Why are the hamsters swallowed? The Inquisitor?

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №131449
 29.07.2016
I understand so to tell that people in general and men in particular are different useless. No mentally healthy man is a rapist.
What will reassure you? Do we all need to hang ourselves?
and ==
Yes, you should just stop being offended and take charges on your own, if you personally know that you are not a rapist! And when the brains cease to be obscured with insult, you may be reminded of the empathy and ability of people to put themselves in the place of others! And then, and only then, the problem will really begin to be solved, because it can only be solved by men and women who speak on the same side, not as it is now.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №131448
 29.07.2016
Well... what happened to you? A lot of hernia, no greetings.
Who is in the topic: happiness, health... well you understand.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №131447
 29.07.2016
The patient :

And the aunt-in-law reluctantly translates the papers, saying until she overcomes, the neurologist will not call me.

If you die right in the reception room, then she will be almost nothing, but if she does not give the report on time, she will get an excuse. And, yes, an additional person for, as you say, "translation of papers" is not provided in the scheduled schedule. Medical workers say that if the sick were not treated, the reports would be delivered on time. And everyone, from the sanitary to the chief physician, understands perfectly that no one reads these reports. Hostages of the system.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №131446
 29.07.2016
Why can’t you do a banal pass so that there’s nothing to do?
If you do, it will be annoying for a long time. Make yourself a type if you don’t like it.

coco
Do you always fuck a perfect woman?
Judging by the post, you can only have a brain.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №131445
 29.07.2016
The summer. The heat. I move along the houses - shadow like nothing. A cat comes out of the basement. A sports booster, pulling off the back of the body, follows along the basement. It reaches the next window in the basement and runs there by commanding bass:"Maf,Maf,Mayaaff". (I translate - all by standing "smile"). The basement is empty, loud. "Not otherwise Colonel" I thought. "What is his voice on "Citizen"? I call it the "Big ". To me, the most gentle creature in the world turns the mouse - the eyes with a rope, the eyebrows with a cottage and the voice of a milk goat comes out - "Myajajajajajaja". A good partisan – I thought – is not in vain pursuing...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №131444
 29.07.2016
We live like neighbors. Sex twice a week, talk about plans for the day for breakfast.
Yyy: My ideas about good neighbourly relationships will never be the same.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №131443
 29.07.2016
Recently, the State Duma was asked to consider abolishing the criminal prosecution for domestic violence.
— — —
Sho, do not even wives without bribery give to our poor chinches?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №131442
 29.07.2016
to this:

Very logical...

Yes, it’s disgusting, but what to do is education. Strangely enough, it is more female. Mothers under the age of 30 are carried with their children as with a written bag: they cook them, wash for them, clean behind them. We hear from mothers: “Here you get married, your wife will cook and wash.” If you found a girl, then the fathers usually say, "Like - well and wonderful," and the mothers begin, "and she is a housekeeper? the agreed? Will you be able to give birth?" You bring her home, and almost from the threshold: "Yes, listen, my son has been used to eating three times a day, these are the dishes, his things are lying here, the cleaning equipment is here."
Women themselves educate in society the attitude toward a girl as a housewife who is obliged to serve her husband.
This is the problem, yes. Unfortunately, most people rarely think about their life, rethink something. They just sail on the current on the ship on which their parents boarded them. Infantile, non-independent, with "home building" in the head "men".

So here it is necessary to replace the mothers of domestic workers with girls equal to men who would raise this equality in their children.


[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №131441
 29.07.2016
If you washed the car and it didn’t rain, don’t rush to rejoice. The next morning you may have parked your car under the wire. And there are often pigeons sitting on it:

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №131440
 29.07.2016
XXX: With Angstrom's annual turnover for 2015 at ~ 2 billion rubles - this is an increase in the company's turnover by about 30%.
YYY: I’t want to know, frankly, that Angstrom’s annual turnover is one and a half times less than the cost of the capremont at Deputy Prime Minister Shuvalov’s house.
ZZZ: Our entire micro-electronics industry has exported less than the amount of a middle-hand official’s bribery. We have about a million.

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