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xxx: fucking, the energy-saving bulbs have been everywhere at home for a long time (just the other ones are not), and they shine white, and then the light bulb died in the toilet, I stumbled and found an old, burning.... now in the sarthe warm lamp light, a cock and how much more comfortable... more spiritual))))
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X: I here in the park met people from California who have been living and working in Russia for two years.
X: Guess where the Americans who grew up on the sunny shores spend their holidays
X: In Magadan Blatt
X: the exotic
X: and in a few days they go to Altai to do climbing
X: And we live here and dream of vacations in some unfortunate California and the Maldives. We have Magadan!! to
The musical forum. Topic theme is djent.
xxx: Yeah, you’ve long considered gent to be a separate style of music, it’s just a way to play the guitar. You would have created another topic on the tremol.
Who said we didn’t create it? * Reference to topics on black metal*
XXX: The thunderstorm under the screw is worse than Pidaras
yyy: Do I correctly understand that "Pogromist" under the line is better than Pidaras?
zzz: Do I correctly understand that "Pogromist" under macOS/iOS is a pidaras?
What a vigilant citizen!
Today a guy calls and says that you have a crossword in the newspaper, and there is a question: "Courtyard city in Ukraine". And here is the guess – Theodosius!
Do you realize what a serious political mistake this is? The city of whom?
I have no idea, I say.
How do you not know? You are the editor! You must know this!
Is the title "Around the World"? Or "The Journal of Geography"?
Do you not watch TV?
No is!
All in the best traditions:
who placed you in this position;
Give me the phone in Moscow, I will restore historical justice.
I advise you not to hold this position anymore.
No, now I know exactly who wrote millions of posts in the 37th century...
Andrei is playing tanks.
I have an enemy in my ass!! to
and pause. and RJM.
Why did you eat it? ?
I did not eat, he went in.
To the tears.
Atkritka: Pizza 4 cheese will now be collected from Pochechon, Kostrom, Adygea and Russian.
Zloradsky:...plus a federal subsidized portion of baby.
There is such a category of "patriots", they are all grass-trees. Such a feeling that if we are issued a decree on the mandatory monthly meal of citizens in the ass of the iron dildo - they will still say "all right", "so we should", "no a cha, I still love anal", "the main thing is to use vaseline, then there will be no problems". and c)
From Habr:
Clothing for the engineer is not too important: it is enough that it meets the basic requirements for the preservation of heat and to observe decency. If no parts of the body freeze or sweat too much, and the genitals and breast glands do not talk at the general view, then the clothes perform the tasks for which people dress. Snoring about clothes beyond this is a waste of time and effort.
How do you translate "Lewis"?
- Lawyers
And in Photoshop?
–...
Oh the layers!
I am almost 37, and still, sitting in the barber under this barber, I try to push my hand out of it and scratch my nose, even if I really want to. I am a courageous person in life, but in this simple action lies some monstrous challenge. A challenge to the system. I have seen people stand up for their truth with guns in their hands, die on barricades and overthrow governments, but I have NEVER seen anyone just pull their hand out of this blanket and scratch their nose. It would seem, you can ask a hairdresser, but if someone asks a hairdresser about such things I have never seen either. The last time I was sitting in the barber room, thinking about it and couldn’t force myself to break the System. So I sat.
The female gender of Bagira in our version of the book is due to this. Fortunately, this does not affect the story.
It is...
This affects the fact that all the covetous prostitutes in our networks call themselves "Bagari". While Kipling's Bagir is an aristocratic warrior, in contrast to the bandit Sher Khan. A few different interpretations of images, don’t you find?
AlVich: AppleTM© introduces the innovative iGuitarTM©
White Deca with AppleTM
Design without Skeomorphism – a tree doesn’t look like a tree. Widespread use of plastic and luminous.
The wheels are rotated by a sensory wheel.
The menus and calibers of strings are deliberately different from the standards, so that ordinary ernibols, dadarives or elixirs could not be put. Only iStringsTM© from reStoreTM©
Mediators for 9.95. Cappuccino cannot be placed. The wheel is vibrated only in the S series, which is 99.95 more expensive.
Synchronization with iTunesTM®© If you play music that is not purchased from iStoreTM®©, a team of lawyers rushes and tries.
I do not like illiteracy.
Mariet: Alexander, illiteracy is written separately.
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X: Cat is a great way to open a combination of keys you didn’t know about.
Y: It's a pity that you can't talk - you fucking understand where you pressed.
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This is:
I join. Children’s lives are overestimated. Even in the household - "in the elevator the first adults go"...
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This is not about re-evaluating childhood life.
Small children are not recommended to use the elevator alone, because the weight of the child may be too small. The loading sensor will not feel that there is already a passenger in the cabin, and if someone from the other floor presses the call button, the elevator may suddenly close and go there. He is not intelligent, but only automatic, and may not understand that, for example, the child is already standing in the cabin and at the same time holds the hand of the mother, who has not yet had time to enter the elevator.
A similar story with a child's wheelchair, which should be taken into the elevator only after an adult has already entered there, and be taken out first.
And don’t forget that all the sections of the safety instructions are written with blood... yet strange.
I go with my wife in the car. She has been saying something for a long time. Mechanically stretch to the magnetol panel to reduce the noise. Template break: the panel is turned off and noise does not decrease! We laughed together a long time.
We have a guy from Ukraine painting for the floors. Oksana and I criticized "the font is unreadable, the buttons are non-contrastable" and it disappeared.
They changed. The freelancers.
He then comes out for contact and says, "Sorry, say, we've cut off the light again for the whole day. A man from Donetsk. There are tank battles on the outskirts, and he corrects the contrast.
They know how to justify their freelance trials.
The battles of space fleets look extremely plausible (they are made from the words of a man who actually saw it happening in real life).
where?! to
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There are such mushrooms, thanks to which you will not see that.
Q: Can the Israeli Redis remain? It is important!
The Israeli Defense Ministry has banned the sale of drones to Russia. However, the Russian Defense Ministry stated that it did not plan to buy them. I am also worried about the red.
Vocabre: will only sell piloted redis.