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[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №18214
 16.07.2009
In short, when a patient enters the intestinal surgery department with obstruction - the main task is to clear him well and resolve obstruction - this can save him from emergency surgery.
put a syphonic enema - it is to pump at once for 2 liters of water, long and turbulent.
and in the clamping hanged in the clisters - well in the form of a rubber heater with a long end pipe.. one was for everyone, and the second was new, well, for every case.
And in the new, the cockroaches grew up and grew up to incredible williness... but no one knew about it... and one night a decent man, in a costume, in a tie, all clean and intelligent with difficulty. His sister regretted him and took a new cliché.
Now imagine the situation:
2 liters of water from this enema are pumped into the man... then he lies for 10 minutes, then stands up and goes to the toilet.
He climbs up and sees a full swing of sparkling cockroaches.
SS scream was good.. on all 7 floors of the body
An )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
SS (this is how you get to the doctors.)
We are all ss. :)
Did he kill you afterwards?
He went to the cardio department.
A could be in Morocco.
The SS clean office. Everything is perfect. And where they are there.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №18213
 16.07.2009
Academy of Law. The jurisprudence. The 2009 edition.
Well... I congratulate you! You are all unemployed lawyers. Ura!! to

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №18212
 16.07.2009
So, dear friends, if you really want to eat, and you don't have much time to cook, or you have little money to eat, and before you have a week, and so on. and etc. Stop killing yourself with scratches and other scratches. Do you think she’s tired already? So, for the price of the mono to buy a great thing, such as rice flour with pork, oatmeal flour with beef, pigeons, etc. Conserved and packaged in strawberries, like in the strawberries. The price for one bowl is about 20 rubles, but everything is natural, without any chemistry, and the taste is better than all kinds of plates and other goodies. Russians will save the world! A pleasant appetite.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №18211
 16.07.2009
XXX is
and :-*

Tasty
Where did he knock?

XXX is
by LEZO

Tasty
and more specifically

XXX is
I put on big lips and knocked it all at once.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №18210
 16.07.2009
Anna (16:53:48 14/07/2009)
The princes don’t care about me, they smell like horses.

[ + 60 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №18209
 16.07.2009
xxx: City where there is "Collecting Street", "Second Sixth(!) street", "Arthur Street", "Collaborative travel" - a normal city??? to
Yyy: This is Minsk, baby ;)

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №18208
 16.07.2009
X: You better tell me, have you been to this turbine base at least once?
YYYY: Yes
What you need to take two beautiful blondes there, so that they don't freeze, don't starve, and in general, that everything is bad.
and condoms ?

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №18207
 16.07.2009
Title of the Internet newspaper:

"The graveyard of the Russian national team was not released abroad..."

Is there a personal cat in the collection case?

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №18206
 16.07.2009
Colonel, Head of the Department of Preparation of Officers of the Reserve:
"Going in order must be right...It doesn’t shake you. Although it is also necessary to shake properly and carefully" Further followed the demonstration of the correct and incorrect movements of the hands when shaking

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №18205
 16.07.2009
I was riding with my friend on the roller coaster. After two hours, they decided to go for a swim, the well near the irrigation canal was. They were bathed in cowards, then the wet cowards were removed, the trousers were worn on the naked body, and forward.

We go and hold wet pieces in our hands. Going past the store. Let’s go and buy minerals. Go to. In order not to confuse the people, they put raw cowards in their pockets, for two minutes - to go in and out.

We took the mineral, we approached the box. And the cashier has free thin cellophane bags at hand. The comrade immediately realized that in such a bag you can put cowards, and in the pocket to carry peacefully. The further dialogue:

Please give me this bag.
The seller looks surprised at the bottle of the mineral.
Why is he to you?
What is the difference? Give it, they are free.
You do not need him!
I need!
Why are you going to sleep there?
Blonde and wet cowards. And with a taste, I swept onto the shelf a raw cake.

You could see her eyes...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №18204
 15.07.2009
Do you want to fuck a guy who has been working for a Jew for three years?

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №18203
 15.07.2009
Parking in front of the hypermarket. I sit in the car, a blonde comes out of the car in front of me and asks me.
to leave my place so that she can leave the parking lot. I say: turn on the rear and leave quietly.
She replied to me, “Are you stupid?” My car is advanced.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №18202
 15.07.2009
Chilli-Willi: I’m joking with myself again today)))))
Jake: yes is it? What again?? to
Chilly-Willi: Well again my stupid imagination decided to joke about her))))) went swimming while she was lying in bed well and I think let me stick to it...))0
What did he do now? – No.
Chilli-Willi: lying in the bath, swallowed the floor and head with ketchup and the type I lie down slipped and broke the head)))
I am a pure demon ?
Chilly-Willi: well yes)))) she went in, you would see her face)))) I started screaming, I couldn't stand and laughed))))
The outcome? ?
Chilli-Willi: half an hour on the stairs in pants and ketchup on the head ((((
Tagged with: o_o

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №18201
 15.07.2009
I am 22 years old, a virgin. By nature, I am a nice guy with a good body. Educated, great sense of humor. On dating sites I write very even interesting girls, and myself. The nephart is that I am crumbling from birth. And here already 3 times in a row, after dating and communicating through the internet, when it comes to real, they see this battlefield, her interest in me grows. It’s just a PEC, not a FART!! to

You are idiot. The trout of unbarredness, the mint shirt and the crown "everyone lies" - and your grandmothers (Loshar))

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №18200
 15.07.2009
San (11:21:25 14/07/2009)
and healthy. I saw the real killer yesterday!! to

AI (11:22:18 14/07/2009)
How did you know he was real?

San (11:28:44 14/07/2009)
Karoche went to the shore to his brother - he works there as an administrator of the tyr. We drink beer slowly. Here suits a bald person with sharp facial features, without mimics, straight one-on-one similar to the hero of the game hitman. He goes in a strict suit in his hand suitcase. Silence takes the air... Diman and I barely drowned with beer... Caroche of 50 stalls, all 50 exactly rabbit in the eye!!!. Silence puts the air on the table, gets the clothes out of the cartridge and wipes off the prints.) It gets 150 rubles and silently goes away)))

AI (11:30:11 14/07/2009)
Hole, I did not have a workout ?

AI (11:32:19 14/07/2009)
Have you watched the criminal records tonight?

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №18199
 15.07.2009
Last night I saw an eye with a twisted iron bath on the roof!
The Hole)

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №18198
 15.07.2009
My mother works in a children's home called the "Polar Star" and just escaped a child from them.
Hello, I am concerned about the polar star.
... a long silence and a voice from the other end would have called you from Mars!

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №18197
 15.07.2009
Online consultation on Doctor.ru

He drank hot water from the crane, drank dishwasher
Question: I had problems and I wanted to account for my life. And so I drank different tablets in large amounts and still drank iodine in large amounts and drank about 40 tablets at a time of euthyrox and still drank hot water from the crane drank dishwasher still drank somewhere 30 tablets of mesina forte and ate constantly leaves from different trees and ate wolf berries. I am very sorry for Styles. Please tell me what to do how I am treated and what I can have after this I am 17 years old. Please answer. Very waiting

Answer: You probably have good health - after all of the above, you are even writing this question... Particular alarm, of course, is caused by hot water from under the crane - tell me, and how hot was it? Why do you ask this question to a sexologist?

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №18196
 15.07.2009
The remains of the enemy escaped from the battlefield.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №18195
 15.07.2009
At the tent, a blue man buys a beer: "Eye fuck me two three riches... no, three two riches... fuck him, give me two Baltics."

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