According to the news constantly: Medvedev there, Medvedev...
Natural news: "A bear attacked a group of tourists in Kamchatka, two people were killed" was first read, well you know

Why are you driving to the customer? Not ashamed?
I: Yes, we have a situation with the project that we are not even seen in the face. Only we enter - we are immediately turned back, the pants are lowered and the meeting begins.

Vera: Google is actually a member of our family

Okay, I hear it for the first time! What do we have, young man?

Vera: Well look, before everyone went to the oldest in the family for advice, and now - to Google
Google is the smartest.
And that's great, because Google won't ask you, but why do you have a recipe for cheese baking at 9 p.m.

Lyuda: Aaa a joke! And he will not ask why to look at the expensive car, you still have no money.

Vera : Certainly!
Less than Google Roulette

Sberbank is hot! I give the girl in the window a receipt, which is written "the penalty for the loss of the passport". She pulled her buttons there, looked at me and said, “PASS, please.” The curtain.

Photo in the album, which depicts a boy holding a tiger in his arms.
The comments:
Q: Is he squeezed to be calm?

Who is my nephew or nephew?

How can you be lonely in a world where even your ass has a second half?
YYY: Captain Zangudstvo notes that half is not in the ass, but in the half of the ass. The other half of the ass is the other ass.

Especially talented :

to all:

Continuation of the topic

The best way to check a man
Fidelity is to ask a sleeping husband in the morning.
The question:
Will you go with me or will you stay with me?

The male brain on the machine will choose the option, so as not to wake up and go anywhere!

Any of the answers offered will be phallus.

I have to answer, yes, Mom, I’ll go now.

If the man does not deceive effectively, then after some stupor, the answer will be this: Oh, you are foolish, you confused your husband with your lover!! to

Hello everyone, please tell me what to do here:
1 Amsterdam
2 Belgium
3 France
4 Germany
5 Italy
Is it real in two weeks?
Yyy: I recommend starting with a geography textbook. Amsterdam is really a city, the rest are whole countries. You will be surprised to see how many cities there are.

Nathaniel: Did you let go?
WOW: Where is it?
XH: Understandably

I had a UNIX exam today.
One was asked how to invoke a demon, the other how to kill a zombie.
xxx : Such a feeling that they passed the exam on black-sniper O_o

[23:28:50] <@calypso> Which stone is dangerous for a magician as it contributes to the encounter with a deadly surprise
[23:29:01] <Director> brick
[23:29:06] <borman> ))))

<xxx> I want to be photographed.
<xxx> I look like a typical American.
<yyy> cowboy, farmer or Wall Street dealer?
<xxx> Something in the middle between a cowboy and a dealer.
<yyy> a farmer

How to properly lick the female breasts:

The xxx:
Put the girl on her back. Look at your left chest. Look very carefully. Now take that chest with both hands. Do not rush while just hold. Now begin to melt and mutate her, push out her tongue, don't think about taking away her eyes - it's important. Do you think? The good. Now without breaking both hands from your left chest, turn your eyes to the right. look at her as closely as you looked at the left, now make some sound of the type of "aghi-vaaa..aa" drop your saliva and grab both hands now for the right head. Don’t rush, first just hold on, then start kicking, as diligently and with feeling as you did with the left. When the chest finally turns red, wipe out the saliva and ask, “Are you ponraphiloff?”

by det.org
My daughter at 3 years old sat down for a long time, looked at us and her husband, and then asked:
How did you get such a good girl?
I was surprised to see her"

Xxx: I’ve always been fat. At one point I decided to change my life for the better, to play sports, and so on. 5 years passed. I step out on the spikes, swinging my thighs with a dull look, all of such a dull on the passive, model appearance, beautiful hair, makeup, stretching a sexy platy, from the men there is no rejection... meet the former chief (37 years old, thusovnik). And with a compassionate tone: “You’ve lost weight...you’re sick, right???“?”

“Today we have a romantic evening. There will be a delicious dinner: a lamb with rice under the sauce, a salad and all this with candles.
He said, “Can I not light a candle?”
c) mm

The story of how a school hooligan accidentally smelled soda, taking it for a drug, and "podsel".
One of the comments:
Could it be that in his youth he was as fooled? With a petry.

And when I was in the pioneer camp (the only time in my life), then in the neighboring squad, the boys first arranged the Royal Night for the girls, and then the girls decided to take revenge.

They came to the boys such a night in the chamber, - and the boys themselves swallowed the pasta and sleep.

Here is the shore!

He went home today. And not just somewhere, but on the street, along which the grandmothers sit with various types of vegetables and batteries. And here, passing by another such composition of old ladies and cucumbers, I hear a great phrase. Prehistory: The girl bought something from these shark, and the surrender for some reason did not appear. The oligarchs have little money. To their honor to say - the idea of "exchanging" came to their mind almost immediately. And here at this moment:
The egot! Change the hundred?
No, I do not have. Ask the outside. of the Aitishnik.
(I barely smoked a cigarette at that time.)
The grandmother hurts up and follows somewhere along these street supermarkets. I follow her through the eyes and strike onto a sad 50-year-old man sitting in front of a bowl of ollo! The discs! The Hole, the Hole.
It was only at this point that I realized how strongly information technology has entered modern life.

To collapse, one crisis is not enough: we need to have more money.