I woke up from the fact that the cat, sitting on the window, starved my oxalis and plunged into me with his chewed saliva flowers from above... Somehow I imagined the phrase that someone was crushed with flowers...
Early quotes from 2004 are as follows:
<yore> Elena Malysheva conducts the program "Health" both on television and on radio. Just accidentally heard her on the radio (the conversation is about female diseases):
<yore> "Unfortunately, we can’t show listeners the vaginal device on the radio..."Pause... "Truth, unfortunately, and on television we can’t show it"...
What I can add now:
In 2004, they could not yet, and the shares - without problems.
In the list of defects of bridge structures noticed "Constriction of the hole". The discussion began immediately:
Is it embarrassing?
Probably the first time...
Is it a defect or vice versa?
We have been living together for two years.
What if I didn’t come then? Did we not meet?
YYY- There would be something else.
The other xxx??? Can you tell me what would be better???? to
Yyy- Maybe better, maybe even worse
I don't know who you didn't believe, but about the girl, I once met one. Now my wife.
Good luck and all the different things in life! and :)
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He took the last and trolled like a bastard.
international porn webcams. The Ukrainian model shows all its charms. In the chat, Russians are actively interested in what is happening there in Kiev and whether it was on the square.
Client: I think you’ll be interested to find out that the displayed sample doesn’t work.
Jenny: Of course it is. It’s a machete, it doesn’t work.
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All of this:
and Tolerance:
B: In fact, "haired" is somewhat unethical, don’t you think?
A: Okay, I’ll call you Aphrodite.
The right American.
It will be "alternatively hairy"
How to reboot this foolish appliance??? I pulled my tail :D
yyy: if you take the controller and turn it up with your legs then you get a mouthpiece with an open mouth... So, you need to press on both eyelids.
Seconds later, the console will see what you are doing with her baby and will lose consciousness from shock.
From the developer of the video streaming server:
XXX: I’m not feeling bad now.
xxx: a letter arrives, and I begin to read: “We, Jehovah’s Witnesses...” I’m going to delete it and read on: “...we want to buy a license for your program”
After I called myself a professional troll, I was called a professional troll.
by Jomana:
Commentary on the post: "Obama buried human rights fighter N. Mandela"
Mandela is a fighter for the rights of blacks, not a human being.
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Reference to the film:
The Loft:
Great movie, I haven’t seen anything like that in a long time. All the canons of the genre are broken. Resellers in bad pearls beat bombs, the main heroine has small breasts, instead of a bow bikini leather, the main villain is a weakened obelix, in the role of a Chinese in general, a hatchback...
>16:08 ok, I found this movie, put on download
>16:09 Under the window just flew cars with sirenes
>16:09 Wait, someone is knocking on the door
...
<18:21 a man? O_O
I decided to drop a couple of songs ?
Not bad, not bad. Especially the middle)
Did the slide do it itself?
Ohhhh what?
Wow, this thing
Travelling all over
The key
I accidentally hit it, and the guys liked it.)
Nothing is coincidental)
When you walk on the ice, you go home.
here here :
Our admin today printed and hung on the door:
0 0 0 You can't clearly explain the reason for your visit to me - 5 backbones.
1st Conversation in chat capcom is not a case - 1 hit the board.
Why did you get Gopar to work?
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The Photographer:
Derevor: Here Yulka suddenly remembered that I was a photographer, and decided to do a new photo session. Well, I think heaven finally paid me for the years of friendship. While I was cooking the studio, she went to the dressing room, said she was fat, cried and left. He is not communicating with me now. What did I do wrong?"
A photographer should be a little psychologist, then you’ll be a bit of a psychic. You take it in a bump, get acquainted with the capabilities of the photoshop, clearly explain how to make models so impeccable, in the process pouring a little alcohol into it for relaxation, after which you shoot and photoshop to the perfect result. And when a girl feels like a goddess, she will pull herself into the bed.
Krasnoyarsk Governor Lev Kuznetsov was robbed in his home in the south of France.The robbers stole jewelry worth about 200 thousand euros.
Probably my grandmother’s legacy.
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to this:
by *****
and Tolerance:
B: In fact, "haired" is somewhat unethical, don’t you think?
A: Okay, I’ll call you Aphrodite.
The right American.
****
more correctly - "alternative hairy"
to this
My friend once in one of the guests saw a very interesting book on age psychology.
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The book is titled "Why".
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Oseyeva V.A. is "Children’s Literature" 1969