My uncle of the most honest rules...and the most dishonest ones too, he was costumed.

Sex on the phone is complete. The screen is small and we see poorly.

XXX Karoche has a high probability that I won't go out tomorrow
XXX with temperature
xxx ahahahaha
XXX Fucking Android
XXX The Snow
YYY Member with temperature is ohuenno

I visited one weekend with a bunch of serious rock musicians. To say that I drank all weekend, nothing to say. I heard such a dialogue.
No, but Ozzy Osbourne is surprised at how he is still alive, with his wild drunkenness and drug abuse in his youth!
2nd is Dick! Nothing surprising, he just didn’t shake his nerves...always on the positive man!And what ruins men first?NERVES!!! to
The secret of longevity is simple! let’s drink on, the main thing is not to be upset!! to

Chef learns English and tries to write letters to foreign partners
xxx: The first letter began with the epic address "Deer Sir!"
xxx: I had to clarify what the boss feels about the recipient. It turned out that it was not so bad to start the letter with the phrase "Sir, you are a deer!"
xxx: Now he himself to write letters for the bulgor temporarily complained

On the topic of cakes. "Napoleon rubbed", "General with one egg"
I remembered one recipe from my mother’s old book for a lifetime. Tagged with: "Doctor" It is appetizing, right? Listen further: "...mix the paste, scratch the piece and drop it into a pot with water. And this is when it comes out...." :0

Listen, be easier and people will draw to you.

YYY : YYYYYYY And what should I do with all this afterwards?

On August 6, the Tambovsky UFA of Russia opened a case on signs of violation of the requirements of Part 1 of Article 18 of the Law "On Advertising".
The reason for the initiation of the case was that on August 2, 2013 an e-mail to the Tambovsky UFA of Russia received a promotional offer from the company of LLC "EnergyCenter" on the possibility of purchasing equipment of KIPIA instruments, gas equipment, agricultural equipment, special clothes, etc.
Tambovskoe UFA of Russia did not give consent to receiving advertising from LLC "Energocenter".

A colleague, a conscientious worker, but only often immediately falls asleep sitting, if you do not touch him, so I wake him when I come from lunch. I went on vacation and he wrote to me:
- Pizdec today the painting was, I fell asleep as usual, I sit and here the boss wakes me. No scream, no mate, but only a touch to the shoulder and the usual calm voice commands me: activation.
- =D had to be pissed by the speaker and stunned x'D

Chew – Chew in English. OOO
Oh yeah yeah yeah ?
How can Chewbacca be read in English?! to
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I applaud standing.

<tigr6> A start-up of the Olympic squad on the birthday of the self-knowing...
<Hobober> and Voldemort?!!! to

The fire occurred on a submarine while parking at a naval shipyard in the city of Kitteri. Casey Fury, a 24-year-old who was cleaning and painting the submarine, suffered from depression and set up a fire to leave work faster. The fire extinguishment took about 10 hours. Seven people suffered minor injuries and burns. The court sentenced Fury to 17 years in prison and a fine of $400 million.

Russia is like Russia, I sit at home and I don’t bother anyone, the window is open.
A child walks in the street.
And apparently they’ve gotten asleep, let’s call my mom (on the old woman, screaming under the windows)

Look out the window!! to

I’ll give you a grapefruit, fucking! What an orem!

The response of the "good mom" surprised me more than...

Cat, I’m home and I’m not alone. There is a butterfly in my room. and :)
My princess hugged the rainbows again, did not hold back and broke? ;D

Tell me briefly about yourself :)
She: I am I

Heavier than everybody else, they have nothing to sell.

Real Dialogue in the Studio

I need a designer!
Advice: Go to that girl.
The client: No. She is very young.
Advice: Come closer to me!

The receipt for gas came, the price increased.
It seems that Gazprom has a new dream.

to this:

I live in Vienna.

and? I live in Russia,

I live in Beijing. On lighthouses, cars, bicycles, pedestrians and other participants of the movement all pop. Cars can be parked anywhere. I myself was driving with a private taxi driver who took me over the one-sided bridge through the Hayway to meet the traffic, the signal of the opposite. Everyone is signaling each other, but no one is paying attention to anyone. Parking Chinese can only with the help of assistants, people standing on the street and screaming to them where to turn the wheel. The back mirrors are not used. There was a case when on the parking lot of a expensive hotel our guy sent these helplines and parked himself, when he got out of the car, he heard each other say, "Strange lavois (strangers)." How do they park in the mirrors?

111: Have you already given up the site?
2nd: Tomorrow
222: The City of Tomorrow
111: I remember how we were photographed after surrender, right away. This is worse than photocopying a photo in a passport. Then we had to write up, we were straight with the finger, where, and one was still written wrong there.
111: and here after the playground, a few hours of waiting, surrendering the city, then going to the gathering with the receipt, and all this in the heat - what picture can come out?
Probably, gaiters so and distinguish - who bought the rights, and who gave. If the mouth is caught to the sting, it means that I gave up myself.