Italian police seized thousands of fake papal blessings.

Even if I did not want...
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Guy, you were divorced: the fine for the unpassed TO has been three years as no, because the diagnostic card (that instead of the TO voucher) does not need to be carried with you. There is no fine for summer tires yet.
It is indeed a fate :)
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In addition to your country, there is horror, for example, Belarus. Banned - fines for Techosmith Belarus, fines for rubber Belarus. No shit, I have to doubt. A miserable hero.

It would be better to call it not "Platon", but "Solovoy the thief", such a name more accurately reflects the essence of what is happening.

You can’t, don’t dress up.

We came to challenge our grandmother for 75 years. One-bedroom apartment, lives alone... As soon as I entered the room, the silk red pants hanging on the luster immediately fell into my eyes!!! They put magnesium, and I look at everything and look at them... Only after a while I learned that it’s ‘for money’ hanging!
I also hanged at home..."

I'm thinking about hanging myself... suddenly it works?

Save God from Feng Shui.
At work, we had one such shit at different corners.
Changes have been waiting for a year, but they are not all.
You need to change your head to start.

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Save God from Feng Shui.
Hernias are everywhere.
And in their heads.
Hermione was born

Java programmers go to over-smoking to start collecting rubbish in their heads

The little boy went to the first class. My first day at school was a lot of impressions. The new friends. I have a new friend, Nikita. It is said that Nikita’s parents are wrong.



How are they wrong? He asks mine.



Yes, wrong and that’s all. Father of Light and Mother of Vasya. She smiles embarrassed little. I have been careful here. Did you not confuse?



And yes no. I say exactly. I went with my wife to the first parental meeting. Personally, to be sure. I was convinced... I met. Great guys appeared. He is Svetlan Ivanovich, she is Vasilisa Valeryevna. Friends of families. My dad and I go fishing, and my mom and Vasey go fishing.

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There is no way to jump in the prince.

I went to the pharmacy and chose a medicine. Suddenly the girl-seller goes around the shelf, and says, pointing her hand to the vitrine: help me, please, I want to ask you as a man, you probably understand this!
And on the window I see different variants of Viagra and other such drugs with horror. The girl is very cute, and so (or, despite this :unknown: :wink: ) I have :shock: %)
And then she points to the loop attaching the glass door: what is it called?
I think I couldn’t keep my breath of relief by telling her the name: Yahoo!by :

I found on a foreign website the article "Facts about Russia". One of the facts read: "They (Russian) marinate everything: cucumbers, beets and former leaders," and below was a photo of Lenin :)

xxx: See, advertising of aura vision courses: "Already after a few classes you will be able to see what no one else can see". Someone is running!

WOW: Really, why do you need courses if I can see so well what others don’t see. On the left, the vertical strip rolls, on the right, some shit in the form of a cluster of threads with legs... Lighting in the nodes of a thin structure and the rotating thousand-pesic lotus of the Sahasrara chakra – only after some exercises.

Hey, what are you doing, or are you being fooled? Don’t try my psychic!

Destruction of the glass body of both eyes. with special effects. Therefore, I highly recommend all adepts of such courses as an oculist guru. They are usually sent to the Mullahara chakra. Even without Google you can guess where it is located.

After careful searching for the cheapest option, calling and walking to several local clinics, I found out the following. X-ray of one unfortunate tooth just to see how exactly broken will cost me - attention - 280 euros!

In Switzerland, dentists never ask patients to open their mouths. It does not need. They just tell him the price"

YYY: For this price of 1 X-ray, I am ready to speed up the electrons with my hands.

The Special Instrument...
There is a program on television with an overview of the incidents. "The castle, glued with glue, had to be opened with the help of special means to the emergency services staff". In the frame, a door appears and a man sticks the key to the lock with a hammer.

I don’t know if you’ve heard of it, but among the lenses that were produced before the 1970s. There are many radioactive models. Thorium dioxide was added (now prohibited) to the lenses of the lens to increase their refractive rate and its content could be up to 40% ThO2. [List of radioactive objectives]

WOW: Oh my god I have now a Pentax Asahi 1.4 SMC Takumar on a table 20cm away from me...what do I do? and :(

zzz: You’re already radiated anyway, so there’s not much you can do. Just accept it as a fact and bury it at a depth of 2m in a place where there are no people. Then make sure that no one will ever enter your room and touch your desk. Then, considering that you are still exposed, it may be a good idea to fly to Fukushima and help the guys cope with the disaster – it will be your contribution to the safety of future generations, your action will benefit the entire human race.

Dialogue of colleagues:
Let’s share fairly!
And honestly, how is it?

The best characteristic of my office, imho)))

xxx: How tired of this corporate standard of the name of the mailbox, tired of already explaining to clients that my name is not Divanov, but Ivanov.
YYY: And you can imagine what our colleague and your friend Ermolin...

A forty-year-old Moskvich, when it is a car, it is shit, and when it is a single man, it is promising, very promising.

I found an old quote.

Dennis: Everyone probably knows that vegetables and fruits are especially grown delicious so that they are eaten by some animal and then pumped them with seeds elsewhere, promoting their spread. But who does chili pepper count on?? to

Chili pepper contains seeds that are digested in the intestines of mammals, but birds do not digest them. It is spread only by birds. Smart nature has added to the pepper a substance that is not felt by birds, but is very sharp and frightening for mammals.

What do you know about the game of words?
I went to a supermarket to buy food in the summer. Next to the alcoholic is a small fun company, clearly smells of shishelks. Choose a bucket. The boy turns a bottle of something strong in his hands, looks at the price and with indignation puts it in place with a loud voice:
I turned...! - Clearly going to say something in the spirit "I turned to buy it for this price"
I am a mangal! His friend interrupts him.
– And I’m a shale... – catches up the girl standing next to him, and breathing like this: – Heat me, heat me completely!
stormfall: I barely removed the shelf while it was rugged. Sly x)

xxx: News - "The office of “Platon” was defiled in Omsk"
XXX: And threw Tomic Aristotle

The IT department. A colleague remotely configures a printer to an employee in Simferopol. Dialogue in the process:
- Interestingly, and the Crimeans also say "Our Crimea!"?
No, they say "Our Russia!"
“No, "Our Russia!" the Chechens say.