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[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №100473
 14.07.2014
For the first time in my life, I was in the fourties. In my life, no one has met me on the street, but they try on the videos all the time, but. It’s late, I get out of everyone.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №100472
 14.07.2014
Pornhub has asked users not to upload the match between Brazil and Germany. The administration of the largest porn service PornHub has already tired of removing from the portal fragments of the semi-final match of the World Cup between Brazil and Germany.

In the match of the 1/2 final the Brazilians were defeated with a score of 1:7 and turned into heroes of jokes and memes. Pornhub posted a lot of videos of a match titled “Young Brazilians get fucked by the entire German soccer team.”

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №100471
 14.07.2014
Why do you have images in BMP? Because of interest...
2: Tell me, and how did you notice that he has pictures in bmp? Because of interest...
1: They loaded from below up. Yes, what only the time taught me when I used dial-up

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №100470
 14.07.2014
YYY
Are you going somewhere?
XXXX
Yes Yes
XXX is
in suburban
YYY
Fishing, beer and shishes?
XXX is
Type of Yes
XXX is
The Loop Garden is Dead

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №100469
 14.07.2014
My husband and I are two engineers, we travel around the world 2-3 times a year, and Russia too.
Work and earn more. In our time, it is easier than ever, and no mud, unlike a frog, is needed, enough hh
Now the deficit of employees of the technical sphere, everyone goes to the managers, and to the bargaches
This is one of the most important aspects of the world.
Try not from Moscow (or even sub-Moscow), and, for example, from Surgut to get to the Black Sea. You are swallowing. In terms of methods and prices. In order for a family of 3 people from Surgut to reach (only to reach) to Anapa, it takes 90 thousand. So much back. You have to live and eat somewhere, right?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №100468
 14.07.2014
The rain began. Shut off the water. The first thought - "Logically!"

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №100467
 14.07.2014
"In the DPRK about the exit of the national team to the final of the World Cup in football".

Of course fake. In fact, the national team of the DPRK failed to break through at the 2014 World Cup.

But try who in North Korea to doubt the truthfulness of the message - you will be very much mocked and a little shot.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №100466
 14.07.2014
Namednie, the most consistent woman in my life, said goodbye and moved to another city...I need a new barber.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №100465
 14.07.2014
Headlines of news:
In Bobruisk thief-recidivist caught on theft of underwear
P.S. Chelyabinsk is losing records.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №100464
 14.07.2014
xxx: It is difficult to find an error in a huge SQL query without profiling.
Especially if it is not there.
XXX: The Dog
XXX: Two Hours of Life in the Farm

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №100463
 14.07.2014
I am 25, I work at home, in my free time or read books, or I write or construct something useless. I also do sports at home - hats, doya press, pressing

Here is where to go.

Gather money, order a scissor on the Internet, finally scatter those candles with which you were tied to the battery, and get out of the house. At work, friends, almost nobody gets acquainted, and in free time you can also look like some kind of fitness (not in the swing - there are men, namely, more "female" types of physical training). You can volunteer: deprived children, lonely old people, abandoned animals. Good girls are heart-sick, plus in such "unrepresentable" places with often dirty and heavy physical labor do not appear.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №100462
 14.07.2014
Each library had its own internal fund. My God, how many beautiful rare publications have I read at that time. Some of this I managed to buy now, but unfortunately not all. And I was allowed there because I read a lot and fast.
It is...
The same story. She read her favorite classical fiction book, ordering books from the warehouse. In the reading room. Moreover, it was necessary to read the book at most during the weekend, so that they didn’t go back into the basement and didn’t have to wait again for it to be found. I was sitting in the library from opening to closing, going out as if after a drink... and now you can completely legally pump books... to the entire rural library. You can buy it from Amazon in English. Put in a money Chinese tablet and read what you want, when you want and where you want. Well, at least for that, let it live "today"!

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №100461
 14.07.2014
My son 3 years. Today, on a walk, I approached an unknown aunt, weighing 150 kilograms, and burned: “Call, call!” I will eat you!"

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №100460
 13.07.2014
XHHH: It killed me! A body comes to me now and asks for a USB cable for my phone!!! to
WOW: And what then? He said it all right, because it’s overflowing :)
Tagged: shot

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №100459
 13.07.2014
He passed excellent EGE in physics and inf, decided not to waste his talent in vain. I chose to enter one of the best universities in Russia, specifically the department, which teaches on the profile of Optics and physics of nanostructures. Directly the latest technology, teachers are almost all scientists with a degree, etc. I found a group of students and employees of this department VKontakte. The first topic in the discussions: "Let’s not cheat anymore?" It seems I’m starting to suspect that we have a country with science about O_O

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №100458
 13.07.2014
What you arranged – in the USSR it was good, in the USSR it was bad... In all times someone was good, someone was bad, someone was lucky, someone was not very good...
My grandmother and grandfather earned an apartment and lived for five thousand rubles, three sons were excellent, there was nothing to complain about. But there was a neighbor who worked with my grandfather in the factory — she survived five of her six children who died of drunkenness and — imagine! and drug addiction. I was still small when they died one after another, and I was thirty, that is, they became addicted in the deep USSR.
Grandfather told me that an employee at the factory disappeared from work right after Orwell: there was a man - but he seemed to never have been.
Reading Strugatsky, I think how glorious it was: in the USSR everyone was kind and sought to space (in fact, as Boris Nathanovich said, it was only their brother and their ideal world), and reading Vasily Aksenov about the 60s, I can't get rid of the feeling of dirt.
Let’s be objective: the fuck hasn’t changed. Someone is still sick, someone is sick. Someone is still rich (except that it is not from under the floor to get goods, but in the open), someone is poor. And again: society is still divided, hell, into intels and prolls, although sometimes not too clearly.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №100457
 13.07.2014
They met three men who hadn’t seen each other for a long time. They are all married and YYY already has a three-year-old son. They sit and communicate.
Q: Do you have any pets at all?
YYY: My wife tried to fish. But they all died quickly. Therefore, after the second attempt decided to stop the genocide and sold the aquarium. There was a lot of hemorrhoids with them.
<... after 15 minutes of talk...>
XXX asks YYY: Tell me, is it difficult to raise children?
In the conversation enters ZZZ: well, apparently, easier than a fish.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №100456
 13.07.2014
A deep night, a call. A quiet man’s voice on the phone:
Hi to you! I am on advertisement. Do you sell puppies?
and yes.
I need a girl.
Right now?? to
Eeeeee...
- You understand, usually at night calls relatives, if, don't give god, something happened...
No, thank you, I am fine!
rialrays out of forum Answer with quotation

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №100455
 13.07.2014
Michael: Any food chemist, nutritionist, oncologist knows, meat, especially fried - oncogen, although not strong.
Zloradskij: Any food chemist, nutritionist, oncologist - meat, although usually raw. I wonder what it feels like to be a cancer and how do they live with that knowledge?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №100454
 13.07.2014
Any of the foods you eat can be synthesized in a terrible installation from stinking disgusting abominations using all kinds of algae and acids that are terrible for you. The fact that it is much easier, cheaper, faster and further in the text to extract food products naturally does not cancel the fact that they can be artificially synthesized. The strawberry from the bed synthesizes the same substance that you are in the laboratory, using your enzymes for this. There are no more differences in essence. Let us remember all kindly that kefir is a result of heterogenic fermentation that has collapsed under the action of products of the vital activity of lactic acid bacteria. If you suddenly decide to synthesize kefir, you can make it from milk and lactic acid in a bunch of stages. The milk acid itself is also made from handmade means. All this will be a terrible chemistry and absolutely similar to conventional kefir. There are no chemistry textbooks on you, panicers.

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What do you want from people who are sure that there is no alcohol in beer: after all, they know that when brewing beer no alcohol is poured there. And even if the beer in the store with the label "4*" (four degrees), then it is not the content of alcohol, but the strength of the drink" (sic).

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