to this:
This is all your problem, you are always silent... and your silence has led to my pregnancy not from you.

It was not silence that led to this, but %#&dst. As %#&dstvo not justify, it will remain %#&dstvo.

I am a tall, wide-heels man. I don’t drink alcohol, I don’t get into tanks and other stuff, I love sex and I know a lot about it. I do not go to the left. in principle. Not stupid, I can support a conversation on almost any topic. I read poems. by Naughty. If necessary, I take a shower and change clothes several times a day. I am not rich, but I am not miserable. I don’t have 5 apples and a BMW. I am 35 and I am alone. So don’t need 3.14th here, dear ones!

You’re right, I don’t have to. Contact must be left!! to

My son is so smart today. He helped me do all the work at home. In four years!
What a young man! And what?
He is a good guy, not entirely. He called himself Caesar, and the grandfather decided to correct it, saying that there is our original: and the sewing, and the ginner.
WOW: Well, it is also true.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh In the kindergarten, the teacher asked them if the children were helping their parents at home. My said it helps, and even said what grandfather called him. But with the second part he pumped, and issued this: "I and the candle, and the harvest, and in general the shit... How can I now look in the eyes of the poor teacher?! to
I’m going to go for a puppy :-DD)))))
WOW: My advice to you: OBLIGATELY tell who in your family has such an old man :-D
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zod4iy: the morning turned out to be lucky, struck my grandmother, drank, chased a car, then fished a little, woke up, went to work.

In the United States, sales of LG TVs with curved screen start

by user-1
Where is this wretched world going? I don’t understand these new fashion commercial tricks. First there were convex telecoms, then they said that we need to make the screen flat, now we make the screens "convex". What next?! to

by user-2:
It will clogged

You are early today)
Do you have a slide schedule from 11 to 10?
SonataArctica: the...
SonataArctica: I just got up at 7
SonataArctica: Through Force
Bucha: get up through the cleverness.. you lie like this.. and the hook - salto to the kitchen

A neighboring five-year-old girl is very cute and funny to rework the words, combining them. Even the uncensored. Recently she accidentally heard my husband tell me "Mr. Dr".
Now I know that I have a mouthpiece. And that’s why all the rest is a hole.)))

I am going out of the store today with two full balls of products and I observe the picture of a parallel man, as they say, in his age, reading notes of a young teenage girl (apparently a daughter) catching the text from the middle of the sentence:
-...shorts, appearance, figure - it's all secondary, of course - important things, but not in the first place.
(and the main thing so spiritually explains, I think the father is cool, does not complain, calmly explains to his child), the conclusion of the monologue made me stumble and almost hit the contents of the balls:
But most importantly, if you do not strike into the precision of magic, then the debauches will not pass.
0 - O

I remember the story.
I am sitting at a reception in the regional children's clinic. I’ve already taken ten and a half, gradually getting closer to understanding Zen. A baby is placed in front of me, I begin to examine it and in a couple of seconds I find that a phenotypic Down lies in front of me.
But if there are few Asians in the world, why cut off my shoulder, I'm going to ask, "To whom of the relatives he is like," I raise my head and see that in front of me is the mother of the baby - the phenotypic Down.
In short, Down's syndrome was confirmed in both, and when someone later thought of his father asking, "Why did you marry her, you didn't see that she was debilitated," he replied, "I thought she was just kind."

<Oldmann> out of my friend, who works in Japan, over the workplace hanged a map of the Kuril and a Cossacks
Oldmann, when his boss asked what it was, replied that he was a Russian samurai, a descendant of a Russian samurai.
Oldmann is a Russian samurai sword, and with this sword his grandfather captured these islands.
<Oldmann> the boss is full of respect)

XXX: Find me a clay calf, I'm tired of crawling in my fists and being an animal.

YYY: Oh, I have to think about what you might be interested in clawing the calf.

xxx: I am smart, calculated, intelligent

xxx and foolish

Would he take you up in the morning?
She: Yes
and sweet dreams.
She: Look, I’ll stick to bed, I won’t go to work tomorrow.
He: I’ll come in the morning, I can take away.

For those who want to weigh.
_________________________
Think of London.
I go on a steam truck Kiev-Moscow, customs officers come to Kharkov.
Without alcohol? Looking at it, what is a notebook?
Check out for prohibited information.

I turn on the MacBook, the officer confidently ticks the mouse in the Finder.
I think they are advanced.

The customsman scratched the hat.
“I don’t understand, but where are your disk C, disk D, and My Documents?? to

Steve Jobs was good.
_______ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___
Trains from Moscow to Kiev do not pass through Kharkov. The Ukrainian customs department is in Konotope, the Russian customs department is in Susemka. Dig into the files of the laptop are not powerful and even never try, the bags are rarely wooled.And so yes, the macbook is cool, good.

<Lirger> where to start self-development?
<Ozonar> Go eat

From Habr:
Once, 10 years ago, I was surprised how suddenly the radio amateur code "88" (something like polite playing with radio amateur girls, in different manuals treated as "love and kiss", "air kiss" and so on) became popular.It was a good tone to insert this code during radio communication with YL (from “Young Lady”). So, suddenly began to meet this code painted in the entrances, on the walls of houses, etc. Insightful photographers probably guessed that, as a rule, this code was accompanied by a small number "14" for radio amateurs. When I was finally deciphered this message, I was somehow very upset. As if something bright and pleasant dirt was blotted out.

Comments on the CR2032 battery of one of the famous firms:
XXX: I read the reviews and decided. I will take!
I need it in weight. I hope everything will be fine.
Then I will write a report.

yyy: I did not dare to buy it for a long time... But after reading the reviews I couldn’t stand and bought it! Battery is great! Life has a new meaning!

zzz: Also long selected, compared tests on endurance, quality of manufacture. I bought it here!! The joy has no limit. And most importantly - on the job he received a promotion, from the girls there is no rejection... in general, life has gained a new meaning. Question: When should I buy a new butterfly so that I don’t lose it all?

Kkk: Very good, and most importantly a quality battery. I need a computer to calculate. I was more accurate!! In the rows! A broken leg. I felt a noticeable improvement in erection. There is happiness!!! to

Reviews on the Yandex market after purchasing the watch:

As I opened the box, I just shocked: very quality made, careful, clear, beautiful.
He froze, boiled; boiled and then sharply in the ice water, passed by them in a car, thrown from large heights. One day we loaded with a football ball - at least henna.
I’ve been there for a week and I’m very pleased. They were broken by an electroshocker at 80,000 volts.

The survey. Would you like to participate in a project like Mars One?

When I was younger, I wanted to. It is no longer. And the family, the children, the mortgage...
Why do you need a mortgage on Mars? and :)
The ideal crime is to sign up for the project (to be assured), take a loan for many thousands of millions of dollars, deposit money before the departure and fly to another planet.

He repaired the printing machine (machine), worked almost on his knees. I found out that I needed to bring some spare parts and another key. Combes, naturally, is distorted by all imaginable and unimaginable colors of paint, the dominant color is red. I stand up. Her leg is stuck, she can’t walk herself, she just cracks. A delegation of students visits the workshop to get acquainted with the process of printing. Picture with oil: a man with a dirty rod comes out of the inside of the car, a combed in blood, a gas key number 4 in his hands, the face is cut off from pain, makes sounds that resemble whispering, his leg wraps, moves to the meeting of the delegation.
With the men, we argued about what percentage of students would work not at us, but at the brick factory as a leader-producer.

by Pasha:
fucking
My eating is a bit delayed.
Solitary problems
Somewhere I lost my only fork.