The basic rule of the relationship between the pedestrian and the driver: each of them must think that the other is an idiot and at any time can do the fuck knows what.

It feels like there is nowhere else to talk about except IT quotation!!! And these are sadly citizens of emptiness and truthfulness. I and my friends send you a warm greeting with wishes that you all have a gap ;)
Yin, Yin and Yin))

On the matter of clouds on the platforms, for the dumb and incomprehensible.

Evacuation plans, regulations and other emergency labours are made taking into account that the staircases are not forced by all kinds of bars. They must be FREE from your livelihoods, wheelchairs and other garbage so that, in the event of a fire, earthquake or some other mess: a) you could take your body in time, as well as the bodies of your children, cats, dogs, grandmothers and other fauna from the hell of the fire / disrupting fool out; b) the MCHS could get to the burning apartment in time, until she, and often a couple of neighbors, burned out to such a grandmother.
As you understand, of course, if your brains have not yet dried up and have not been replaced with "unashedeti!"", or "unashedeta!"", or something else, in a situation where the site is overwhelmed with "very valuable things": a) you will not have the time to get out, because if one chromon and can face him "nothing interferes with him", then when the crazy flock is broken, the first stumbling creates a bunch of small things, while, of course, the risk of stumbling incomparably higher when the site is forced by wheels / bicycles / bits and other bars; b) the firefighter will send you to the fucker and not just fly there, because it risks him to break his shell, and

Keep the fields clean and unshaken.

There lived a boy and a girl. They were friends from kindergarten, grew up and grew up together. Only the boy and the girl were friends, and the girl was in love with him. The boy met with others, separated, ran to the girl to cry. The girl supported him and quietly suffered herself and cuddled alone. And then one day a boy knocked on the door, dressed with flowers. I ask forgiveness, hands and hearts. Seven years have passed since then. They are alive, the children are alive. And all why? Not all people in this world are fools. And those who are fools have a wise mother who once went to her son who was suffering from another foolish star and said, "Igor, this is what you have for a fool, right? You are all foolish, and Olga is cheering! He quickly raised his ass from the couch and began to think!"
Thank you, Mom, for a happy family. Waiting for the second grandson.

Einstein cancelled the costume, introducing fashion on the sweater. Now almost no one wears the suit - except for the mafia (see the advertisement of the bandit's own opossus), the bridegroom and the witness. Per in diplomatic and oligarchic circles, where traditions are still strong, it makes sense, but even for officials, costumes are not relevant.

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You read a monologue of a man who received an education in advertising.
Facepalm

I in 1992 brought from Lithuania one of the first foreign cars in Zelenograd - VW jetta, all such a cherry, shiny foreign car, and in my yard of the 14th entrance 16th floor house it was generally the first foreign car, and it looked like a very foreign spot among the Moscowis, Zaporozhye and Jigul. So the favorite to touch was the mass - then the mirror will be torn off, then the courtyards will be tied to a knot, and one day on the cap a pot with a flower flew. I had to get rid of it, struggle with the selection of paint - cherry metal was not sold in our markets. I found, painted, the next day I go down to the car in the morning, and on the hood with love so, diligently, with a nail not less than 100mm, the method of cold engraving scratched "I'm broken"... I almost cried out of powerlessness and hatred to compatriots. I would have a registrar...

to this:
“People, little children, this is not the path chosen.
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This is precisely when children are born on the machine, and not because they consciously wanted, then unfortunate troublesome children grow up in unfortunate nerve-stopped parents. And it is only necessary to turn on the brain and protect yourself when there is no clear desire and intention to have children. But it’s probably too difficult for the infamous 95% of idiots.

I talk on Skype with a friend (living in Poland, Catholic). We talked about monks.
I remember how they are called: gods... and here the 8-year-old says - cows?

Yesterday night I went into the bedroom in the dark, carefully bypassed the bed and spit on it. And only in the process of the flight I realized that the bed I did not dismantle and it is still a couch.

Let me go back to the branding issue.
You think that counting money in other people's pockets is not right - I totally agree with you, but let me explain what the steepness of Gucci sunglasses is? Or Prado bags, or shoes, but leather ropes, how many thousands do you know? For me, it’s cool when a person has a salary in 30t. (the middle in my city) after raising her children, takes for the upbringing of a child from a child’s home. Or when he doesn't buy himself the likeness of a dog, giving in to the fashion trend, and takes a puppy from the nearest shelter. It's cool when you don't go to a new-fashioned resort, but to the village with your grandmother to plant / dig potatoes / carrots and just delight the old people with their presence. Maybe we stop judging people by labels in the closet, and begin to appreciate them by actions?

I found it on the "news" website. Here are a few suggestions from there:

On November 28, a prototype of the 4-meter combat robot Kuratas was presented at the exhibition in Japan.
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"A mobile app for a smartphone is used as an alternative control tool."

Application for, the hell, the smartphone. Take control of your dreams, shit!

This is:
I have a cruel cold. In those half an hour that I spend in the subway, I have time to make half a dozen single-use towels. Where should I put them?
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I always carry a pair of single-use bags in my bag or pocket. Any garbage in a bag. And in a pen or bag to the urna or home.

Do not cheat. He who does not really want to behave like a pig will find a way not to. And the pig, yes, will find an excuse for every shit.

I have already presented the film a la fortress, only about electric cars. It is worth such a crowd, not oreth, all cultural. A light sound of such a bell, and the cars silently collapse from place, the crowd is silent. At the end of the race, the crowd applauds the winner and everyone drinks champagne.

@Habr

At night, the cat jumped on the keyboard of the computer, opened programs and windows in the browser.
in the morning:
Why did he read about Qiwi so many times?
It did not come once...

What drivers say: A.
Before you buy a sofa,
Why not go with him? So yours
No problem here.
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Yes to! And then he, such a shit, will park his couch every night across the lawn!! to
You are somewhat tailored. He walks down the stairs with a couch. He is hindered by wheelchairs that should not stand there. You can walk the stairs. With sofas, carts, children, dogs, unburned cigarettes and bottles of beer. Smoking, drinking, walking dogs and children, as well as parking sofas and wheelchairs on the stairs in the entrance is NOT allowed.

Discussion of the Cat:

XXX: No... this is how if you knock your foot, it will knock. This is how you go to the toilet at night, and he will help you... no!

YYY: It is yes... or the eyelids blink because of the corner... and you can no longer rush to the toilet.

Are you reproducing so much without learning to read and write? That’s fine, maybe my children in the future will need such a brainless working cattle as your offspring.
It is ===
There was an interview with a female lawyer who, in addition to her private practice, had a course at the university... and she was asked – and why do you put three and four on hopeless students? of compassion?
She replied – I myself will be engaged in legal practice for a long time and I plan to send my children on this path... so let them have such competitors.

A friend is watching videos. In another two guys say:
Indifference is one of the main problems of the modern world.
Without waiting for the end of the phrase, a friend has already closed the video with the words:
Let me fuck.

The providers come, the cable channel is placed. But how!
– to?
They have other channels perpendicular to their channel. So they make drinks in their channel and put it directly across other people, inserting just into drinks. And nobody cares that there is nothing left for the cable in the cable channel.

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We wasted over the monitors. They are smart.
...??? to
They are now using other channels.

Talk to my husband:
- A year ago your parents had no garden at all in the country, now there are four beds. Imagine a potato field in a couple of years.
We’re here with you and we’ll cry.
“Nifga, here is where you and I are going to get divorced!