We tried to start trading mobile phones, having in the range... only two phones. We bought somewhere used vitrines, put them in a not too passing store to our friends. When one of these phones was stolen from us, the business struck itself.

Budget spending on technically complex devices is not such an easy thing. The printer, which private persons buy in the store, costs 10 thousand, exactly the same printer to the budgetary institution, the same school, can not be bought in the store, and through public procurement it costs 20-25, well, in the power department exactly this same model requires additional documentation, which costs another 150 thousand. At least in accordance with Russian law.

There are hallucinogenic frogs, but here is the question, does the hallucinogen act on frogs themselves? And if so, do the frogs lick each other?

A young woman with a small salary began to work.
And suddenly the accountant resolutely issues:
Salary is good, but it is good for women.
Everything accordingly.
No comments.
Even cosmetics for women is a much more expensive item than for men.
Let us go further...
So what logic does a woman need less money?

WOW: Understand your young brain: all you need. Forget about that. The last time you were asked what and how much you needed were your parents and relatives. Everyone else is damned. You get paid as much as you agree. It’s not about who you are, girl or guy. The question is how much you can ask and how much you can claim. Agree on a hundred rubles - one hundred rubles nobody will pay you. You claim a million bucks - dare. The more you ask, the more you will be asked. But only because "you need" - no one will give too much.

I will tell you that the worst thing at a wedding is the ransom of the bride when her girlfriends are teachers.

A minute of advertising:
To clean all surfaces in the house, use a universal remedy - Mamavgosti will come! Momovhosty will come - to help you in the shortest possible time to bring order in the whole house! From the creators of the popular tool for students - the last night pre-exam!
Not sold in the pharmacy.
For the best result, use an enhanced remedy - the mother-in-law will come.
The attention! Frequent use of the product leads to nervous disorders in you, your husband, children and cat!

Context advertising offers on one page "credit under guarantee of real estate" and "wholesale delivery of flowers"...

Probably many of you have heard about the "life hack", it is said that to clean the steam or evaporator, you can pour water with citric acid inside.
Yes, yes – it can be. It really helps. The dirt evaporates excessively!

But!

For some reason, those who talk about this "lifhack" forget to warn that inhaling this same steam is an extremely bad idea!

In short, I cleaned my mom’s stove two hours ago, while I was sitting with her in guests with the children. As a result, the entire apartment in a single pair. I have a chemical lung burn (diagnosed by a doctor with forty years of experience, according to my father) not fatal, of course, but extremely unpleasant. An hour of coughing before vomiting and bitter bitterness in the throat until now.

Be careful, and all good cats!

Hell, in Syria after the bombing of the WFP looks better than our roads after the winter :(

I sang the song today and got into all the notes!
She killed?

The girlfriend’s daughter is named Arina, and the ex-husband who left them is Kostya. So when Arisha was 2 years old, when asked what her name was, she proudly replied: "Aina Skotinovna." Is it necessary to say how hard it was for a friend to explain to others that this is just a childish attempt to pronounce a difficult word "Constantinovna", and not her little revenge to her ex)))

It is not necessary to save from prostitution as such (in fact, wives-containers, which should not be confused with housewives, the same prostitutes, only with monopsony). You must be saved from slavery and coercion. And women who are forced into prostitution and both genders, for example, illegal immigrants, who are kept on Scottish rights in Scottish conditions not only at construction sites but also in retail chains.

End of the 90s. criminal district of the city. At night, the boys decided to open the six, which has been gone nowhere for a hundred years and it is unknown to whom it belonged. They could not start, they decided at least to pull out the seats, which were in good condition. Since the seats are twisted, we went for the key. They came back, and the seats had already been removed.

Instead of criticizing the government’s work, they would have tried it themselves.
Okay let me try.
This is a call for the overthrow of power.

Three Criticisms :
The Twice Criticism:

Try to look at the situation from the employer’s point of view. When everyone is fired and no one is hired for that money. What will schools do without teachers, factories without workers, clinics without doctors, bankers without office plankton? Wouldn’t it happen that employers are the first to call out and push vacancies up to heaven, so as not to suffer monstrous losses and create collapse?
...
And now the brain is turned on and throw, who is the employer of teachers, where the money is taken for the salary of employees of budgetary institutions, for what it will be necessary to replenish the budget in order to increase wages and multiply this by the irreversibility of the state budgetary mechanism and imagine how much time it will be expanded. And with factories and bankers, it is also funny - the wages of workers make up an impressive part of the cost of their products, so that if the employer, afraid of collapse, scourges to the heavens of wages, then you will die of the prices for this life before you find a job.
...
And now we open the distribution of the budget for 2017 and we see - 60% of the army, ments, deputies and even with them, 2.5% - the school... They have no weapons... The army and menta should be paid - the first to keep the weapons in the right direction, the second - to look at the whole country. Teachers don’t need guns and they don’t need guns.

The socks! Under the sandals. by Carl!

What are you surprised? Karl is a normal German name. Germans always wear sandals with socks.

From web programming suddenly: "What logo are you creating?and "

Interestingly, people who give to the workshop a gun to clean, the wife also to a specially trained man?

Oh yeah yes. The master in the maintenance of the wife is called a gynecologist.

This is:
The Basque Mixes
It is done! In the fourth month from the beginning of the year, the administrator got out of his hole and replaced the inscription @2016 with @2017.
I would like to know. Did he see his shadow? If anyone knows let me know!

Filming of the fourth part of the Gardemarins
If you are used to the presence of Kristina Orbakaite in the trilogy somehow, then in the company of the newly invited Bilan, Anna Semenovich, Tatiana Navka, Nikita Presnyakov and Artem Mikhalkov, Maxim Galkin, Verka Serdyuk and Nikita Dzhigurda. Well, or Sergey Bezrukov, one able in this movie to play everyone, including gun nuclei and horses. Besides only that Anna Semenovich, whose outstanding shapes, being curled with a corset and coupled with red curls, on photo samples make her look like an actress from the porn film-styling under the 18th century. And the most profitable way will be seen in the bath scenes, if such are provided by the script, as in "Vivat, garment marines!"