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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №140273
 07.04.2017
XX: You were so bad yesterday, and the phone was busy for 40 minutes?
Wow, these dwarfs are already oh... spring exacerbation in them!
Q: Are you talking about the subway administration?
WOW: Well yes. voluntary rally against terrorism. And the quotas are down, how many people should be! High school students also require it, and they are not adults! And on TV will be pizza... showing volunteers. As for taxi drivers in Peter, what prices hit, and on the smy - for free.
Should terrorists be afraid and repent? Or are they doing it for them?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah What do you mean for them?
WOW: So such a crowd of women and children is a gift for these goats.
The debility of the Podolsk leadership is already a diagnosis.

[ + 25 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №140272
 07.04.2017
Nihilistically

He was not a servant, not a man.
Not born, not a grandmother.
Not a cat, not a cat.

Not dead, not God

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №140271
 07.04.2017
What will schools do without teachers, factories without workers, clinics without doctors, bankers without office plankton? Wouldn’t it happen that employers are the first to call out and push vacancies up to heaven, so as not to suffer monstrous losses and create collapse?

Oh, you are a simple soul... neither public schools nor public hospitals will suffer terrible losses. Everyone will be stressed. The director / chief physician will report that he is heavily engaged in the search for personnel, and will continue to receive his unworthy salary, and so on, higher in the chain. Their well-being is extremely weakly dependent on the "results of the work of the "confident organization" - mainly on the correct reports "up". They have very little right. To take and increase the salary of the teacher / doctor arbitrarily, not in accordance with the approved "on the very top" staff schedule and tariff grid? Here, after such a director / chief physician can fly away from the chair to the unemployed. Therefore there will be Nothing but a crowd of hungry unemployed and a crowd of the “unemployed” people. Whether there will be a flourishing of private schools and hospitals... but it is unlikely. Because to pay for these inexpensive services, the people simply do not have money.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №140270
 07.04.2017
The new company of Elon Musk will connect the human brain to the computer
The Bolsheviks learned to connect the human brain to the man himself.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №140269
 07.04.2017
<Julio> And you have the feeling that you want to give someone in the wreath, but you don’t know who and why?
<Pedro> Continuously

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №140268
 07.04.2017
XXX: A woman’s voice behind the window – “What are you shouting at me?” And immediately hysterical (and most likely drunk) male - "Well, I am on the emotions!"

Yyy: Oh, the universal answer! Can I use them?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №140267
 07.04.2017
He was lying in the resuscitation department after a stroke... A man – “fresh” – just suffered a stroke, lay down and was sent to us. He entered the corner chamber, sat down, left the chamber and... lost himself. He went out into the corridor and began to wander through the department. I entered the women’s room. For two minutes he stood on the threshold of the eyes on the lying women, and those in turn looked at him. Then he suddenly asked the nurse there:

Where is the guide? ! to

Caregiver (natural woman Larisa with a sense of humor, and in the future "caregiver"):

I am for her! What did you want?

When are we leaving? We all stand and stand.

Man, where are you standing?

In the Blessing! The train is still standing.

What is your coupe?

At the end of the corridor!

- So you go in the couch, go to bed, or the train will hit, and you will stay on the perron.

thank you! I was running! ... →

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №140266
 07.04.2017
A young man of the class “like the entire civil fleet” appeared on the stage. This was similar to all the Tolkienists I knew and a bit to Tolkienism as a cultural phenomenon. He started reading immediately, interrupting the host who tried to introduce him. It was a song. In a sense, it was literally a song that he read in a re-reader, which was guessed on the refrens, and on the fact that he read in the rhythm of his usual performance under the guitar.

Technically, the poem was a ballad. The wounded goat ran to the royal throne, collapsed, pulled the fox out of under the shirt and reports: the troops are defeated one after the other, the unborn of the winters and already four cities with unreadable names of Celtic sound are captured by the enemy. And the king – whether the government was in exile or in an alternative residence – is concerned:
Did the capital not fall?
Three times I am interested. Orthodox in our way.
When he asked this question for the third time, I couldn’t stand it and shouted out of the room:
Kathmandu is a double!

The contest was broken, we were asked, and we went on to drink. As if not interrupted.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №140265
 07.04.2017
My daughter graduated. She is the only girl who was not allowed to participate in the dance because she is small. At the same time, she is the only girl who is professionally engaged in dancing, having a bunch of awards and grades, including international. The child was crying first and then laughing. I seem to have discovered a new law of pattern interaction: adhering to one leads to the rupture of the other.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №140264
 06.04.2017
I think you should intervene.

My daughter graduated. She is the only girl who was not allowed to participate in the dance because she is small. At the same time, she is the only girl who is professionally engaged in dancing, having a bunch of awards and grades, including international. The child was crying first and then laughing. I seem to have discovered a new law of pattern interaction: adhering to one leads to the rupture of the other.

Because I don’t remember that in our school at all there was a question of ‘permission’ or ‘prohibition’. Depriving a child of graduation dance due to growth is beyond the boundary. It smells of discrimination and flying hats from the heads of the administration.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №140263
 06.04.2017
Q: Do you work on web design?
YYY: Will you pay the catch?
Why should I pay you?
YYY: Then I am not shooting)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №140262
 06.04.2017
You have to realize that everyone around you is essentially abnormal and wants two things:

To kill someone.

And to be loved.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №140261
 06.04.2017
I roasted today.
The client sent the contract in his edition, in the Forsmager item it was written: "8.1 In the case of an attack by aliens invaders or other circumstances not dependent on Earthans...." ))))

[ + 21 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №140260
 06.04.2017
Seeing the force of the unification of the workers and even their small strikes, some think that it is worth the workers to organize a general strike throughout the country — and the workers can get from the capitalists and the government everything they want.
This opinion was expressed by the workers of other countries, when the labour movement had only just begun and the workers were still very inexperienced. But that opinion is wrong.
The strike is one of the means of the working class’s struggle for its liberation, but not the only means, and if the workers do not pay attention to other means of struggle, they will thus slow the growth and success of the working class.
In fact, for strikes to succeed, cash is needed to hold workers during strikes. c) and v. Lenin

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №140259
 06.04.2017
Vidos, where the dog is self-forgotten to fuck the door.

Time to enter the threshold!

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №140258
 06.04.2017
>>>Where are so many illiterate but active Christians on the site?

Remember firmly: a person who knows how to distinguish the Gospel of John from the Book of Genesis is either an atheist or a baptist. Catholics and Orthodox are not directly recommended to read the Bible - only their church literature.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №140257
 06.04.2017
Somewhere there was a post about Marianovn. So, yes, they will sit and be silent. Because they are strenuous. Talented and intelligent teachers will find a job when the market collapses. Although the point is not that.

That’s what it’s like, you are our warrior. A talented person (most often) will find a job and will be able to do well - well, if you do not take into account all kinds of introductory types of sick parents, because of which he / she can not leave from his Zapopolsk to Moscow, or there the categorical impossibility of a talented man to work on the Internet. But the vast majority of people are not talented. We are just normal. Average normal people, not idiots, but not geniuses (yes, and you too; geniuses will not collapse here, they have other interests). So if a normal person is lucky to be born in the right place and choose the right profession, then he is on a horse and can plunge on others. And if you don’t have the luck to predict, how will it turn in 20 years? Then the next youth-unbeaten life will cover you with “maryivan” and you will not care about your head. Until the time when he is already sitting, such a successful now, the field of activity.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №140256
 06.04.2017
What did he write wrong? My salary has increased, my friends have increased, and we are not a military industry, and no one has reductions at work. What companies are cutting? CJSC "Rog and Copy" with a staff of 10 people? Damn shoppers who don’t get the goods? He needs such a business. And yes, if the money is not enough - change the job, not sit still. Change your qualifications, move to another city, do at least something, not go online. Yes, and in the distance sitting behind the compound of shops can dohuya work to find. There would be a desire to work. You do not seem to have him. They joke about a small salary lying on the couch and drinking a beer.
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I have no hemorrhoids. You are wasted.
The outgoing coward did not say anything about lowering wages. You are somehow reading past the line, you are our fastest!
Three Qualifications are hard to change. I am a recognised specialist in the city - millionaire. I’t drink so much beer. Not very much him...
For example, the reduction in my city at the Hydromash association, which once developed and produced chassis for Buran, the factories of Thermal, NITEL, the factory of precision engineering.
Not to mention the two plants.
5 is It remains to be asked, which production niche have you and your acquaintances found?
Or is it just a neutralizer’s lie?

"Happiness can dohuya work to find" - highly paid? You know how to joke!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №140255
 06.04.2017
These Duma initiatives with restrictions on social networks, games, films resemble a strawberry who not only hid his head in the sand, but also closed his eyes. And the idea for the safety of this strawbery wants to check that he must close his eyes, or the sand of the eye will fall, and there are bacteria.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №140254
 06.04.2017
Shabra

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