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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №84045
 12.07.2013
The new generation of yesterday’s teenagers is filling the resource with “wise” posts about relationships with women. Oh, how tolerant they are to parents and generally all the elderly. Because they are stupid and do not know the depth of knowledge and experience revealed to the being who only 4-5 years ago believed in Santa Claus.
Thank you kids. Without you, we would have disappeared.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №84044
 12.07.2013
From Habr:
AAA: For such users in products, the “Restore default settings” button should be visible.
BBB: People are afraid of such buttons as fire, even I am afraid – it’s unclear what will happen when they click, maybe I’ll have all the bookmarks cleaned up and the plugins crashed.
CCC is UGU. Maybe even before the Big Bang.

[ + 31 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №84043
 12.07.2013
Katyuska: And what better machine for a young girl to buy, so that the problems are less and the benefits more? Just a beautiful! The car does not offer!!! to

XX: If the automotive industry is not satisfied, then I propose to buy the TU-154. Very beautiful machine. It has many benefits and is beautiful. Right for a young girl.

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №84042
 12.07.2013
I was in the transit zone today. Snowden told me in the buffet, not for the protocol, ABC and the CIA are taking fingerprints from tablets.

We recruited all the prostitutes for this.

I have a stylus. Wuhan warned me.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №84041
 12.07.2013
I decided to watch porn with my wife in the evening, to get the experience like. The choice fell on the video about a shy guy and two blondes. The wife minutes five long and thoughtfully watching the video, to say the process on the screen is very hardcore. And then calmly says, “You throw out, out of this girl on the left, the shoes are straight like mine..."

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №84040
 12.07.2013
Captain Nemo: The Most Romantic Situation in My Memories
Captain Nemo: We sit in an encanted wheel, beat my SS booklet, sit around the unicorns non-aggressive, lay around ourselves sitting the heart of gold
Captain Nemo: Released
Captain Nemo: Hidden
Captain Nemo: here runs some dwarf, and begins to drag gold
Captain Nemo: I tell him, stop and go back.
Captain Nemo: He was stunned.
Captain Nemo: I stood up and shut it, sat back, gold
Captain Nemo: Listening to his mates
Captain Nemo: about the fact that he will break us all, that he has a clan
Captain Nemo: And we were watching the sunset.
Ronald H.: It’s the most romantic thing I’ve ever heard, fuck it!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №84039
 12.07.2013
HGH: Girls and Men!
Today I am going to the concert of Aria at the central sports palace in Lužniki at 19:00.
Where is it better to leave the car? In which street is the metro?
I think a lot of people went there.
thank you.
Wauu: to the concerts of arias must go on foot and snug

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №84038
 12.07.2013
Exel function is CYSTRAFT MEX my end. It sounds like a gloss.
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I go clean.
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There is also a relaxation function.
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"he was beautiful and scattered"
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A lot of shit!!! to
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There is also an ancient Greek scientist Dstadotkl.
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Datacupondo is such a martial art.
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Search - a function for those who lack diversity
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Here is another Greek philosopher found: STROTCLUS
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I PRNs LGRFPRIBL

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №84037
 12.07.2013
The situation is like an anecdote...
I divorce my husband for sex.
Do you want to "play"
Nea
Do you want to eat?
Ugo
The hint is understandable?
Ugo...

I went, I cooked the potatoes, crushed and sat happy...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №84036
 12.07.2013
IBP for Noot? You probably masturbate in a condom.

You won’t believe, it’s so much more comfortable :)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №84035
 12.07.2013
On the channel for group search.
I am Hill!
In other words, I am flying!
In other words, I am healing!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №84034
 12.07.2013
In "real racing" has reached a high level of pilot. There is a congratulation: the race is your breath, your sleep, your rest. You are living behind the lamb". brother, seeing this inscription: so tactically, nobody has called you shit yet".

[ + 24 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №84033
 12.07.2013
to this:
From personal experience
X: Well, I brought her home. Beer, wine... and you saw her – cute, chest – 4-5 size. Drink and go to bed.
YYY: And what next? How is it?
xxx: as in the anecdote, only the bears came after her (
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I understand that the resource is not an anecdote, but what is the anecdote about Bob?( by

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №84032
 12.07.2013
xxx: I have an electric at 13-32 in the middle)
XXX: I was damned.
YYY: Are you studying Spanish?
YYY :D
yyy: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Fourth, Fifth, Suborite and, (!) The whole

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №84031
 12.07.2013
In six months, Google will cover g+ and hangouts, leave one search, then return to the garage, and then the little Brin will return to Moscow.
YYY: On the idea he should return to Soviet Moscow... The Pagadi! and OCHORT!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №84030
 12.07.2013
I stand in the kitchen cooking.I am in a shirt to the floor.A daughter (5 years old) approaches, strikes the shirt and says:Mom
I stand offgeваю.I go to my husband, he sits in tanks.short, as later it turned out, the daughter approached him and asked where the kiss (our cat).And the husband did not want to be distracted and replied the first thing that came to mind:her mother was hiding somewhere in her home.Well, where else my mom can hide the pussy,like not under her shirt...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №84029
 12.07.2013
About the guest on the DTC.
GOST R 22.0.05-94
GOST R 50597-93
GOST 13-508-74
GOST 23457-86
and TD...
But you are fools and fools "intelligent", you are in the insurance job! You pay in time to get, and then find a reason not to pay the insurance premium, and not to protect the customer.
Hopefully this information will reach the man from the project you dropped.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №84028
 11.07.2013
xxx: you know, there is such a German actor and director Til Schwager, not badly so illuminated in Hollywood, for example, filmed in Tarantino "The Unfamous Dudes". So he has a daughter, whose real name is Emma Tiger Schweiger.
xxx: My perception of the joke about the shawl-mašlik is broken for a lifetime...

[ + 25 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №84027
 11.07.2013
What is the samba?
Did you have a buffalo in your childhood?
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..."squeezers"...
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"ploscubts" - is to eat evo the mother of Keda.
Cockroaches crying with crocodile tears.
There was a lot of everything. Calidore (not to be confused with Calidore), Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Shiffner, Transvaal, Cattle, Grizzly, Berry (this color was the type of turquoise)... well, and the caregivers, of course, where without them... the shrubs over the river. In the rabbits of the rabbits. Let them run foolishly. You won’t mention it so easily. only here I was always a child sufficiently educated, and I read books, and my parents thank you - explained, so from all these pearls I developed a skill of Facebook spamming quite early. True, Amadeus is still, I regret, my own invention.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №84026
 11.07.2013
xxx: Today at work another foreign delegation, foreigners come in, look at what and how we do, what bases we use, in what languages we write. Suddenly, one of them notices me in a cup instead of the usual tea - karkade, surprised, asks, say, what am I drinking? What I answer is that this is the blood of stupid users. The hysteria lasted for a few minutes, and he also got to see them.

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