The status of the girl in the online game:
You want to communicate. No smiley, and more literally.
And now the dialogue:

The theme is: Hi! Change the status to:
Want to communicate? No smiley and more literate.
Those who are more literate do not want to communicate. and ;)

I don’t talk to smiley.

XX: Once again I am convinced that the peaks of professional skill are laid in early childhood. The inclination of a child to any business often determines his successful profession in the future.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Blah blah blah As a child I loved toys. How does this help me with the "successful profession"?
zzz: reverse engineering? Absolutely hopeless work :)

by BES:
When the repair is over, how old will I be?

I come out of the entrance, on the fence opposite there is such a fresh inscription:
Baby, I still love you! Your thin goat.
That is love!

The reason for boredom is unemployment of the mind.

by Dmitry Lavrenkov

The Blue Miners

It was on Builder’s Day. On the sandy carrier, where the new road was removed, a barrel of Czech beer was brought unexpectedly in honor of the holiday. In the 1990s, Zhygulevsky beer was a rarity, and here immediately - Czech! Vodka then was still a rather deficient commodity, it was sold on coupons, so, of course, it was - a lot. And the brigade, having consulted, decided not to interfere with the products, but to extend the pleasure for the next day. In the evening a drink and in the morning a beer. The Czech!
And where will you hide it in your career so that lazy people do not find the smell? The excavator dug a hole, thrown a bowl there, filled with sand, and, for reliability, crushed the excavator with a bowl from the top. And hidden safely, and the beer from the ground in the morning will be cold.
In the morning, the brigade in anticipation pulled out of the temporary town to the career. The excavator was not on the spot, he warned someone that he would leave for business at an hour or two. But can this stop the suffering men? They took the spade and began to dig right under the coffin.
When an hour later the excavator approached, his eyes became like anniversary rubles - under the hanging in the air of the excavator, a pit was excavated in which a small house could be quietly hidden. He even lost the gift of speech for a while: “Men... what are you doing? I specially turned the basket to the other side from the morning before leaving, so that you could get the barrels right away.

Mother of Siberia (c)

Abram has broken his head. Some at a wedding, others at a funeral. All in one day. What to choose?
The funeral.
Why is?
The same thing, but no gifts.

Zombie hipsters take a photo of a person on Instagram before they eat him.

I’ll teach you what you didn’t know, but secretly dreamed of all your life.
The art of sex?
Washing and washing dishes.

People have not seen a normal boss for a hundred years.
in a beautiful uniform, costume, to 11 in the department, to 3 at home,
Mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat mat
No one can imagine this at all, especially in the military.
There, the Colonel Major can easily advise to squeeze the fox,
The mayor will smile embarrassed.
Neither to shoot the Colonel nor to shoot himself.

From the discussion of the game of the Deadpool:

xxxxxxxxxxx:
Didn't you learn to avoid spoilers in the journal (if you finished, of course)?

WOW :
It is inappropriate to ask a girl if she’s finished.

The First Horseman:
The idiot who:

I ordered via ebay a smoking tube 3 months ago. A month and a half after ordering, I wrote to the seller that nothing had yet come. He returned the money. The phone came today. Successes

Another dozen such returns and the seller simply does not work with monkeys from Russia. Ultimate success!

In such cases, I always inform the seller about the receipt of the goods and agree to pay.
As long as it is in the country "halyava" - the country will not be able to develop.
For example, after sp, approach the first encounter on the street and give your sp. Feel the beauty of the halloween.

xxx: the snare - pull out the nose with the hand... I look at the hand - and there the little cow of God is sitting.
Tagged: used baggage

The Swimming Training Forum.
XXX: They still get the advice of the type to drop in the depth and you will learn right away! If someone did that to me, one of us would have died anyway.

Belka: Smiles advertising of Irkutsk cellular operator: "N kopecks per minute on numbers of Moscow, St. Petersburg and Novosibirsk. Call them out!"

My hair is painted in red.
I swim in the river. A boat passes by. The man from there cries: Girl, do you have your hair?
I am for him: my own! What he says to me: Well if you drown, I’ll find you right away! ;)

The Shats:
Patamushto only after the game understood that good Gnomic names sound in Russian either as verbs of past time in multiple numbers, or - as slurry instruments, and other foreign objects.
To the first category belong: Jili and Bili, Jili and Pili, Duli and Gнули, S...li and S...li, but, to my great joy, many others do not belong.
The second category is Shlambur and Tambur.

Anastasia: the dress I bought.
Sergey: Am I here?
Anastasia: nothing to do)))) I share the joy, so to say)
I bought two this month.
Anastasia is rg. Yes, you are more fashionable than I am.
Sergey: I imprudently gave one card in the wrong hand and bought two dresses.

There is no GPRS on Mars.
YYY: The Prut?
zzz: Take the SSh on any of the operating Mars ships and see it personally.

Bulgarian Metropolitan Kirill drowned while hunting midi
Neptune has pulled out!