Now Daddy is walking around the apartment with the cat on his shoulder, hit her tail and shoots from it, like from the basuki O.o. And this man is 50 :)

If you are not aware - the desire to spread its genome is laid down in almost every male. Therefore, the mistress is an elementary necessity (do not agree - argue with psychologists and the subconscious of the male, it is a limited number of eggs and a long time of delivery, and, for example, I will cut off enough seed material for a small village at night ;-) ) If the husband is suspected of betrayal, congratulations - the problem is in you. You cannot / do not want / can not build a family life - do not complain.
Look for the problem in yourself, not as a cleaning.
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Same with Sam. Evolution has passed by me, I am still at the level of a monkey and I vigorously defend my right not to become a reasonable man, but to live as a primate. or the desire is justified and even read a couple of wise articles written by the same near-leaving apes lovers to inject their seed material to the right and to the left. Call things by their names, you are a martyr. Well, or a Neanderthal, it’s up to you. The brain is not sufficiently developed.

I had a full Azaz yesterday. Do you know, there are some smart drivers that drive around traffic jams on the sidewalk?
The Sunshine: U
I'm going home yesterday, I'm already approaching the alphabet of taste. There’s another thing in my back. I am walking on the sidewalk. I specifically slowed the step, but I was already approaching my path through the snow on which I was bending, so without turning, I showed the fact and turned. Behind the door, someone knocks me "You are fucking, go here fucking". I turn around - a man, forty years old, with a huge mouthpiece, in a jersey with a spat. And then I get a brilliant idea... while he is doing something there, I retreat a little more on the snow, glue the snow and throw it in. He threatens to kill me and is chasing me. I calmly, in the winter comfortable shoes, scratch this fat chmo in the shoes on the snow, and still bother to run "Isn't it cold? You were there in the traffic jams, out of the place in the tail". And so I ran around to his car and with the scream "AZAZA TRALLED" took the snow in the clutches and threw him into the salon.
Sunrise: What is it, right? and'd
I didn’t know you were capable of such a desperate act.
Red Bull: It ended well. We were both called out - "Well, this is Bennyhill, Harosh". I see there are three mentions. They have been watching for a long time. To the man fit "Sergantakoi yourdocuments", and judging by the smile of mint, the man slipped. They did not ask me, and I went home.
There is justice in the world :'D

We will be working on 12 December:
XX: And before it was a weekend - Constitution Day.
Previously, there was a Constitution.

here here here:

and we? I don’t marry a fool. It is simple, try it, you will like it. You will be watching and cooking for pleasure, not for fear that these mocked kiwis will be in someone else’s ankle.

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The real man does not drink, does not smoke, does not walk to the left and... does not exist!

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It is just wonderful! I will go "please" my wife, because I am now an Imaginable Husband. And the child is still small, so I will not talk to him about an imaginary father.

M is
Wouldn’t it be easier to replace the SIMC?
by J.
and Noah
I love her...
She is still with a bee.

If a person works quietly, no one notices him. And if it doesn’t work, but says a lot – then, always in sight, and like, in action.
Joseph of Egypt

I worked in my own time... Well, we don’t even enike, but “save death” in a large number of offices. Where to go, money is needed.
Girls from the Jeans wholesale warehouse:
We cannot change the cartridge in the printer, but we must.
I come. Worth the printer "Canon" - I don't remember how it's called, almost the HP LazerJet 5 clone. It comes with a softin, which can even be in Russian (it was at the time when LazerJet 5 was a modern machine).
So, as soon as the printer’s lid opened, a strict voice from the computer columns said:
Close the printer!
The girls whispered and struck her.

What would you change if you could go back to the past?
and rubles.

Again, "for the jeep to spit" - this is the same thing
A straight line that needs to be placed. But all
The trouble is that they can plant (and plant) on this.
for completely harmless things, for example,
for what you said to a nice colleague: "you today
You look good" You wanted without any subjects.
Make a man pleasant, and you have a time.

by *****

25 again. People, you don’t have to be so ignorant! What, to hell, is the deadline? Yes, if you beat someone at work with your compliments after being polently asked not to do so, you may be removed from work or even fired. But what kind of timing can be discussed, when they are not always given even for murders. Don’t be ashamed, the hell knows where the bell is heard, right...

Meanwhile, the West is gradually moving to the next level – asking a woman what evidence she has that she was raped is practically a crime.

Proof please. There is another crucified boy.

On December 13, Michael Glebovich Uspensky passed away. Eternal memory of Father Zhikhara and the creator of the Paradise Machine.

My girlfriend told me. She once worked as a guide on the train "Moscow-Vladivostok". When the train went along the coast of the Baikal, sometimes the driver slowed down, giving the opportunity to quickly plunge into the Baikal brigade.
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You are like children. Sometimes the train (not fast, simple) stands in general in a clean field, in the middle of a race. This is called "pass the meeting fast", for example. Further roads will be single-rail or bridge, for example, and this parking is specially included in the schedule. And it happens, the driver is ahead of the schedule, but on the next ride, no one will miss it outside the schedule, and it slows down where it is possible and pleasant. He may be specifically ahead, but never at the expense of the schedule. For the breakdown of the schedule without very serious reasons not dependent on the railway, the locomotive brigade will hardly appear.

First, such behavior of children with pets is quite typical in any family with any upbringing, even in the most loving and caring. honestly and honestly;

Secondly, these animals are still not stupid, there would be a cruel treatment to them - they would leave the house, and not tolerate, so not so bad;
= = = is = is = is = is = is = is = is
Everything is even easier. If the cat does not really want to be pulled out of the couch, the child will not be able to pull it out. Cats regulate their relationships with children themselves, with the help of a toothpaste with sharp teeth and up to 18 sharp nails. I know what I say, as a child I went "in the cage". And there is nothing to bother the cats and try to wrap them in diapers.))) Games with bats and bats they perceived positively, but in the "daughters-mothers" for some reason they did not like it.)

The commentator burned out." Yes, this is not a Moscow lawn, it is a real Dutch grass!"

An incredible exclusion! 1792 to 222.It is 256!

A rare puzzle. 256 cannot be in nature, for 255 is the maximum.

Very uncommon, and very even a common fool, who considers himself the smartest of all.
There was salt in it - that IP managers allocated to man who did not understand it.
And the author of the quote perfectly understands that 255 is the maximum, so he wrote "unbelievable exclusive". Sometimes you have to think with your head and not think of others as worse than yourself.

Everything is even easier. If the cat does not really want to be pulled out of the couch, the child will not be able to pull it out. Cats regulate their relationships with children themselves, with the help of a toothpaste with sharp teeth and up to 18 sharp nails.

Oh, here's only the ovulations of both sexes help infants, 'kill' and punish if the cat'masica' offends the devil, cut the phalanges (operation'soft legs')... Adequate people who can slam the child himself (at the back of the neck or back, not to death) for causing harm or pain to animals of other species, unfortunately, in the minority.

In accordance with my FIO and name assignment policy in the organization, my admin account name looks like "kaaa". And all the users, shit, banderologists :-(

From Chat WoT:
The last battle!
BBB: He is the hardest!
ccc: He is the most difficult (c)
DDD: It is the hardest!
AAA: Why is it difficult?
Q: Did you see your mom for a long time?
AAA: What, and here is Mom?? to
CCC: In Russia, you want to go home?
I live in Russia, you are a fool!! to

Kimura: I have a docking rope
Kimura: I pull her out.
I understand :z
Do you know how to tie the deer? : ^
Kimura : No ( :
So here is (
Vadim: How many meanings can be invested in "binding deer"
It is (rofl)
Vadim: "You tie a sweater, and you know how to tie a donkey on it?"
Vadim: "She walked drunk on the streets and beat the glasses of foreigners, but the mints came and bound these deer";
"Sweet toy "Sweet toy "Sweet toy "Sweet toy"
Vadim: "Announcement: a young deer is needed on a hangover, a male"