<pushkin> from what can the clitoris hide
<black> thief fucking cooler

Explain why, well, why owners of expensive cars think that they are not only immortal, but also untouchable?

In Moscow, Lamborghini for 12 million rubles carried out the showcase of Tsuma.

He rushed away from the scene of the accident.

I want a plan and that’s all.I have a new idea!
Is it new? 0 0 0
Oh well the new! Very new, only reinforced.

Thoughts of a passenger in a taxi: What a terrible smell hangs on the driver, even if the nose is stuck.
Thoughts of taxi drivers: As these passengers smell, it would be necessary to hang the refresher more powerful.

Galatea23: I was told here how I was seen in a dream.
Galatea23: This is a very romantic story
Galatea23: I was eaten by orcs

The pregnant! Get rid of women’s forums!

The Habr.
AndersonDunai: Dangerous Dave, Brothers Pilots, Color Lines... Seriously hit for the live. I played on a black and white laptop.
Sparhawk: In Color Lines?

Finite La Comédie.
Flash: in the document instead of "agronome" wrote "agronome"
Flash: it's time to tie up with online toys, mother them :)

Today I passed the electricity exam. We are all on the nerves in the corridor. To calm down, I talked about yesterday’s game. Eventually, the preacher looked and demanded to shut up.
It was my turn to give up. I went in, prepared. I report. Two things are OK, and the third is OK. A rating between four and five. In general, the prede takes the count and puts four. I begin to whisper: "Mole, another question, and I went to all the lectures, please".
And the preacher suddenly looks at me so disgustedly and answers: "You, Semenov, at the beginning of the lesson, learn, and then call the lesson foolish." % of (

The morning shift of ambulance drivers, sitting on the bench, anecdotes spoil.
"Daddy, is it true that all drivers are in the ambulance?""Yes no, son, only changers."
One of them was talking on the phone at that moment. "Yes my dear Okay well. Well, my dear, they agreed." Padded the phone - "PIDARAS!" Then I looked at the men who were tearing to tears with a long time of astonishment.

I live in Siberia. I work in a gold mining factory. Yesterday after work - walked around the surrounding swamps, saved from the brutal murder of the burunduk. I don't know what the dogs would have done to him, Naida was just running around, and Ryzhik (the father of the family) immediately grabbed him in the fist... like a buckle from the fist I didn't think, but I managed to jump into a small pit. The dog ran away and took it. When I was in a large land, I wanted to buy this animal. The question is how to bring him to work. In general, you can only carry what is permitted, and this list is very short. There is tea and coffee on this list. Several times, a superficial look and missed. And I just have a 250g iron coffee bowl empty. A hole in the cover, not very noticeable. I went into the passage in the morning, took the bowl so that no holes were visible. For nothing you can guess... I give a pass and I hear: "Open the bank please!", there is nowhere to go - I open. Together with the guard, we look into the bank, there is a bucket. Calcination - on the face of the guard did not shake a single muscle, without saying a single word, gave a pass. Guards are people too! Now I have a shredder, Eisenstein, and he lives in a transparent shredder drive.

The match is Russia - Korea. The commentary:

It is very humid and humid right now in Kuwait... Not the best name of the city, but what it is.

M: I said today
I married instead of the army.
M: It’s almost the same thing.
M :D
Noah is the same thing.
The army for a year
But now you have two grandparents for the rest of your life: a wife and a maid.
Wicked, merciless and illogical

From the Women’s Forum:

The question is what kind of children are now. My daughter is large, of course, tall, her leg is 37 in size, she has grown over me, and among her friends she is small.
The girls came in guests, the bedbugs in the hallway dropped the last size of 40, and my husband came back from work. His first question was "What are the men in our guests?"

argont: The phrase of the day "- The server cluster has fallen. Try to reboot. How he fell. On the floor in the sense"
All high availability, fault tolerance and other clever words will never save you from the angry Tajiks doing repairs at neighbors.

Archont: But it was megaepic. Guests from sunny Asia saw a cable going into the wall. Asked the procrastinator - he said "Keselbe jellбере ništiak belde ";

Then they began to pull him out. The cable was good. and armored. With a built-in metal wire. But the fasteners did not do very much - well, why do they? In the building is a pavement. So as not to talk.

The only problem was that the optical cross was standing. And to the stand was specifically so attached to the cable itself, already a normal fastener.

The Tajiks were apparently very strong - "The power is, the mind is not needed!" and pulling the cable overturned the stand. Together with all equipment.

Argont: Well, now I’m running with the screams "AAAAA! The Advocate! The masterpiece is full! It’s like a pitch!"

Previously, when seeing a niche like salmon2001, it was immediately clear: a man with a niche salmon went on the Internet in 2001. And now what? This is "2001" - is what: the year of a person's access to the Internet or the date of birth?

HHH
This is probably your worst joke.

YYYY
The umbrella was harder.

XXX is
With an umbrella?

YYYY
When I told a friend that you will get a gift for a doctor only if you do not unfold you guess what is there
He needed an umbrella, and he told me.

YYYY
I wrapped my umbrella in a gift paper.

The Little Revolver.Sleep for the weak.
Today at 3:01
Alexey Hronus: From the creators "And what will be in the refrigerator"

Quote from the Kung Fu Panda series:

"One evil is around! Goats control the media."