I don’t even know what to bind with... Today in a dream, the forces of the cosmonaut rattled Naboo from the regiment of Mordor...

by Kim-Kong
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A few months ago I accompanied my mother on a train, we entered the car, found her place, began to be located and here in her coupe two Uzbek, well or Tajik, and then the following dialogue took place (M-mama, U-Uzbek):
26th and 28th place.
M – Here’s 26, here’s 28, says Mom, pointing to the two upper shelves.
Is it upstairs?
M - Because the equals are above and the unqualified are below.
Well, in general, they were driving quietly, but as my mother said, the atmosphere was a bit tense, and then when the Uzbek came out, the neighbor on the coupe explained to my mom why they were driving with such offended rows!
It turned out that they were offended by the mother for saying, “ATTENTION!”, that the blacks should go from above and the whites from below)))
by VIT

In ancient times, God blinded ten Adam.
One of them smelled the land, the other the sheep, the third the fish.
After a while, they came to their Father and asked him:
There is everything, but something is missing. bored to us.
The Lord gave them the test and said:
“Let each blind in his own likeness the woman who likes: full, thin, tall, small... And I will breathe life into them.
Then the Lord brought out sugar on the plate and said:
Here are 10 pieces. Let each one take one and give to the wife, so that life with her is sweet.
They all did so.
Then God was angry:
“There is a plate among you, for there were eleven pieces of sugar on the plate. Who got two pieces?
Everyone was silent. The Lord took their wives from them, mixed them up, and then distributed to whom they were caught.
...
Since then, nine out of ten men think that someone else’s wife is sweeter...Because she has eaten too much sugar.

And only one of the Adam knows that all women are equal, because the extra piece of sugar he ate himself.

Q: Where are you missing? I call, the silence
There was in the village, and the pears were rounded up.
XHH: unemployed means
XX: no...in the collegiate garden found with the steppe phaloimiter
Do you want a peach?

If Wikipedia is closed, there will be no free education in Russia.! to

xxx: We are sitting on a pair of Russian literature, well we are analyzing the "Chicken garden". To remind me, she recounted the story. At the end of the day, they were locked in the house. I thought of some fool from the stream singing loudly, "I am too tightly locked up and I dream of one thing, to find freedom, to bite my old, old house. The Old House"
Not just crying.

Review of Bloodline Champions:

What is admin capable of?
Killing a Cat
Sorry to bother me.

xxx: rushed around the apartment in tattoos, came back in one tattoos, where the second went, I don't mind
How can you not notice that the tap has landed?
YYY: You’ll decide how to get a sneaker, a shoe or a shoe :)
xxx: one butterfly, and the other, rather, another - butterfly, is his wife.

Has your girlfriend not worked your brain for a long time? Lack of feelings? Zevni during the mine.and c)
I tried to eat...

XX: By the way, I recently dreamed that my navel was unplugged and served as a kind of hood. I drank them and drank:D and it was through him that all the secrets of the universe were revealed to me!
P.S A psychiatrist is not advised.

A good idea for summer cocktails is to make pieces of ice with berries, mint or lemon. Try to experiment :)
“No, it’s a good idea to make pieces of ice with menthol and serve them in a wheel.

Nikolai Fedenko: How to break the contact without a checkpoint?
How to ask a question without a brain?

How can you get tired of having sex with a loved one?
2: Well, imagine: You really love oysters from the province of "San Jose".
You eat them everywhere and always: at home, with friends
(It’s normal, everyone knows what it’s like to eat.)
You eat them always: day, night, morning and evening.
In five years, you learn that, in principle, any oysters are better with lemon juice.
But! This is exactly what is immoral.
In addition, they are now needed only after 22:00 (children are allergic to them, they need to sleep)
They need to be eaten only at home or in the country and quietly)))
Five years later, finally getting permission for lemon juice.
You have read somewhere and heard that oysters are eaten by pre-cooking in a crushed salt...
But! Still not these, and the conditions of eating are even tougher, but the regularity isined.
2: As a result, after 15 years of regular eating oysters from the province "San Jope"
(Please note, exceptionally rare and expensive)
Knowing that oysters can simply be sucked without opening the shell...
They can be marinated in advance.
You can eat salad, etc.
You often already impose them, sometimes with lemon juice, but exactly at 23:00 (((
2: And now, I dumbly dream of simple "fish sticks"
But! Again but! Lunch and beer (
And what about the Australians? I already hate them a little, and even avoid somewhere (((
2 is so clear?

Ri: He’s so strong that when he tried my e-cigarette, he managed to put it in the ashes!

From the discussion of the meaning of the songs of Earthfire

Asami
In her songs there is as much meaning as in blue flying dogs sitting on a breeze with apples.

Asami
I will write in her style.
We went west, and the rail bended in width.
What to do to get a great package.
Maybe I will even understand you quietly, but the things are not rail already bent up there.

The newspaper.ru
The judge considered that the HSC does not trade religious objects, but gives them free of charge for the recommended amount of donations.

From the discussion of the meaning of the songs of Earthfire

Azamat of Migrants
In her songs there is as much meaning as in blue flying dogs sitting on a breeze with apples.

Azamat of Migrants
I will write in her style.
We went west, and the rail bended in width.
What to do to get a great package.
Maybe I will even understand you quietly, but the things are not rail already bent up there.

What to do before a date:

1st Take a shower.
2nd Wash your feet and everything else. Brushing the eyebrows.
Three Wash and lay your hair.
4 is Lie down with the mask for at least 20 to 30 minutes.
5 is Apply a makeup.
6 is Make a manicure. The color of the dress should coincide with the color of the dress.
7 is Think about clothing, including clothes (and don’t give god if it’s not coupled). And this is also a bag, gloves, shoes (should match the situation, color, style, mood and weather).
8 is Find a jewelry.
9 is Give up!

xy: You write "Let me come to you in half an hour..."
xx: a guy is enough - 1 and 9, and 2 as a bonus. Everything else should be removed and washed. Believe in my word.)

As soon as you say you’re cool, there’ll be someone who wants to check it out.