In the summer in the car.by :
Shut up the socks.
Are you sure? It’s like cleaning a bulb.)

Investigative Committee of the Russian Federation. Toned at night, dark blue, with a dark red strip. One-in-one form of the NKVD in the memorable 1930s. It became horrible.

And you... the pydors, the rainbow, the sleeves, the friend... Like children, the cheesecake...

Axon: Vladivostok is a myth invented by people who are ashamed to admit that they live in Mytices.

XHH: A new job, such a solid organization. On the toilets tablets: on the female - a female silhouette and the silhouette of a man looking through the wall, on the male, respectively, the opposite - the grandmother looks at the man. Everyone has a sense of humor xD

Snowden has stuck in the Sheremetyevo transit zone – due to the deficit of a passport, the former CIA employee cannot buy a ticket or get to Russia:
xxx: The movie "Terminal" on the ORT has not yet been announced for the show?)))
yyy: No, better "The Incredible Adventures of Italians in Russia".
Zzzz: Well, at least not stuck in the texts!

In the shirts, it is very hot.
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In the server? It is hot? Well, at least I would be ashamed to write this heresy on this site...

Today in the gym in the dressing room involuntarily witnessed the scene. I change my clothes, a full-length girl comes in, puts a bag in the closet and goes to the girls who are shaking nearby. And we have to say the gym district from the cheap, so there are a lot of female couples going there. This girl fits to these three clever ladies. The further dialogue:
The girl: Hi. I am here for the first time, please tell me where the entrance to the pool is.
One of the tips: What is yours? You first lose weight, then approach us, we do not communicate with the fat (the other two cheerfully crack).
Girl (with sincere sadness): It’s a pity that this won’t happen. I'm going to lose weight, but you don't have more brains, and I don't communicate with stupid people.
He turns and goes to his closet.
They could only answer "E, what?". I showed her the entrance to the pool.

Working in a large company is pure charm. I made a rule today. I sit alone in a small service office and take the office in the main office. In five months, I have never taken a paper for a printer from the same cashier twice. Always before I end up with paper, the former cashier is dismissed and a new one appears) A piece of paper in our office is more stable than the cashier and survives it for a couple of weeks)

News: "Train in the subway will be able to move from branch to branch".
The first comment: "What is the nest?"

News: Moscow graduates of 2013 received gold medals with the turned Russian flag (which corresponds to the tricolor of Serbia).

Commentary: why argue, insider, watt so pirivirnull and rassiya

He offered his wife a role-playing game as a prostitute. I would pay her for sex. I slept out. I have no money!

xxx: The plus of the director’s position is that I can come to work for lunch, drunk and in a shirt "on a bare foot".
yyy: Ughu, and the disadvantages are that you come sober, in costume and before everybody :)))))
XXX is yes! and :P

In Modok, you were clinging to a villager's body, and the case almost automatically reached the wedding. A bitter dog! You can’t kill because it’s karma.

Survived, the girl, in the room behind the closed door, in the house where her father is with a gun in the corridor, which does not allow every character there, is now considered a guardian.

The creators of the iPhone 4 looked at James Bond.
The phone gave me:
A mistake occurred. The error. Unknown error

What is better, Gandalf or a pack of kefir?
1234 is answered.

to this:
xxx: I can’t get to the concerts of Kurt Cobain and Victor Tsoi, they don’t perform anywhere at all! How to compare, I like the recording.

YYY: You will succeed. I’t be in your place at the concert.
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thank you! The mood has risen sharply!

There was a case here: Our collective is young. A bunch of young and cute girls. The guy got to work with us as a programmer and directly licked on the girls. and short. One day, our girl in the toilet noticed a hidden miniature camera that writes on Micro SD. She stood next to the tubes under the toilet. It’s hard to notice, but she took the "needed" places of girls. She took the camera to the general, who summoned the whole team, including the new one, to her (the cabinet allows). On the questions "Do you not light up on the boys what they shouldn’t see?", the general simply downloads the first file in time, and the video shows how this programmer shoots himself (installs the camera where it was found).
This was really an awkward moment, not the childhood you call it.

I am not such a girl. I decided to go today and buy myself a summer dress... Well, it’s hot in the pants, what... I looked at one, red, buttons there, the shirt is interesting. I measure - in front narrow, in the back somewhat. The saleswoman looks at me, looks at me with pity and says, “Girl, you put this dress back and forth.”

We have four (!!!) The Deputy Director. So much no
Do you know why you have four?
xxx is?
YYY: in case of an attack on the office they sit in a circle around the director and fall into a meditation that protects the director from crushing, crushing, cutting and firearms!
With their sizes, they don’t need meditation!

and all! We have no more parliament. There is a pitch.