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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №98813
 04.06.2014
here here :

Yatsenyuk: We understand that the price is $ 268. The United States was nothing but a bribe of the previous power. However, we consider this price a market price and insist onining that price.

How is? How can two mutually exclusive thoughts be placed in one head? Is it a bribe or a market price?? to
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Take a closer look at that head. Obviously, there are two thoughts not held together at the same time. One after the pronouncement immediately collapses somewhere, apparently, in the ass area.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №98812
 04.06.2014
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Have I never answered you??? I have no forgiveness :)
Don’t worry, I understand and forgive you.
You are the perfect man -> you do not exist -> I say to myself -> am I crazy??? to

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №98811
 04.06.2014
A friend explains my actions:
e: You will go up to our office, you will meet a person who seems to do doher, but actually does not doher, and will direct you to a person who seems to doher not, but actually does doher.
The first person was the secretary, and the second was the sys-admin.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №98810
 04.06.2014
- We go to nature, catch Mika and we go tomorrow.
I can’t Mika.
It’s the first time I’ve heard that Mia doesn’t want nature.
He wants but cannot.
Is it how?
- In the hospital he is closed, a fracture of the lower jaw and a pair of ribs.
He fell from the motorcycle again.
This time it’s all about humor. Meanwhile, Mika is in the elevator. A boy and a girl standing on his back. Here this ballbus gets a mask like in the movie of Pila (who knows why he pulled her with him) and says he wants to play with them in one game. They turn and the elevator is stuck and the light is cut off. Who knew that these athletes were caratists, therefore, Mikha did not know. They then apologized heavily, but Mika had already lost his fucking sense of humor.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №98809
 04.06.2014
Call from the warehouse:
Our computers do not work!
I come. There is no network.
I approach the light. He lacks food.
Physically!
I ask:" where is the power adapter"? He is in their closet.
At first I didn’t even have the strength to stop.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №98808
 04.06.2014
The stupid laws of different countries.
and XXX:
In Alaska, it is forbidden to drink salmon.
OOOU :
The Russians are still there!!! to

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №98807
 04.06.2014
Reactions to Cooler:
Oleg Miroshenko, January 20
I use on the AMD Athlon II X3, in a simple 20 C, but the cooler is constantly glittering at max speed. Who knows what the problem is?

Oleg Miroshenko, January 22
I can only give advice: I also have the Athlon II X3 and also scratches constantly at max speed, drive the SpeedFan and the cooler etc. put on 40%. The noise disappears and the temperature in the simple rises from the force by 2-3 degrees.

Oleg Miroshenko, January 29
Oto I stumbled (I answered myself)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №98806
 04.06.2014
I generally eaten two sandwiches today in the morning and a cake with kefir for lunch... and something I don’t want to eat.
<xxxx> Summer, hot, hot food
<wow> are you going to go?
<x> :/
<chh> this is
<chh> Nafig... this... food, w.
<wow> do you want to eat? ))
<x> Yes to you

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №98805
 04.06.2014
The question “What is the meaning of life?”

<eda> we were created by an explosion
<Slonic> eda, was the explosion reasonable?
<Lazer> has the mind exploded?

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №98804
 04.06.2014
xxx: Probably, this is the "existential experiences", but somehow it is more common to call them the words "pirate".

[ + 19 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №98803
 04.06.2014
This is:

I work with one of the banks. An official note:
"Given that I do not have an A3 printer, please provide me with a 24 diagonal monitor"
Fuck, they approved.
I sit and look and think... I don’t have an A0 plateau, maybe 27 inches to order.

Have you ever tried working with large format diagrams or tables? When periodically you just need to see the whole scheme, or track and check (!) in the table a long line, which in the normal scale does not fit entirely on the monitor, and when the scale decreases becomes unreadable from the monitor?

This, unfortunately, is not a fancy, but a severe necessity.

P.S In the design and broad-diagonal monitors do not save, and plotters A0, print the circuit on a rolled color plotting and crawl over it with loops and colored gel pins to highlight the finely needed lines.


[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №98802
 04.06.2014
I have a higher education, I am a philologist. I can send so refinedly without a single obscene expression—that a person will listen, come back and ask to send it again! Just a song!

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №98801
 04.06.2014
Why don’t you like to walk with Mommy? She is so cute.
She is cute to you as a boy. Here, for example, in one of her journeys she had a history: she didn't go down on food (she was cute), lived in my tent (no meter to carry her didn't help - it wasn't her tent), cooked nothing (the nails were long and in general - she was cute), cleaned nothing behind her. I went, showed all my super-camera, on the question when you can see the photos: "Nobody asked for photos" - they had to be asked, it turns out. After the walk, she clung to my house and said that I was (!) They eat little. not enough. Why do I not like to walk with this "mile"? I am very capricious :-)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №98800
 04.06.2014
xxx (anonymous): Yesterday I fled the checkpoint because I was scared. Am I the only one?
yyy: I guess this is the 5th cursor writes :D
ZZZ or PRED

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №98799
 04.06.2014
There is a function in the phone "disable data traffic" why the brain is not
Features "off traffic fucking thoughts and go to bed"? Might of course
install half a liter and break down the system... but it can’t be so constantly!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №98798
 04.06.2014
[20:18:17] Andrey: We live as God sent
[20:18:24] Natalia: what are you))
[20:18:30] Natalia: and sent a lot?? to
[20:18:37] Andrey: One time
[20:18:37] Natalia and where
[20:18:45] Andrey: There we live
[20:18:48] Natalia: ))))

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №98797
 04.06.2014
Sister (C) 4 years agreed by phone with her girlfriend (P) on her first visit in her life.
What is your street?
Tag: Lenin
Which house
by : 279
What kind of apartment do you have?
P is pleasant)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №98796
 04.06.2014
Today in the code of the predecessor found a comment to the function
"All fichi like fichi, and I like bag"

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №98795
 04.06.2014
A good joke should last for a while.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №98794
 04.06.2014
In Chelyabinsk there are several wild beaches right next to the street. Swimming is prohibited. for environmental considerations. But some swim, and mostly sunbathing eating the view of the enormous Ashan on the other shore. Previously, the street was abandoned and 2-3 machines were driving on it in 10 minutes. Not so long ago made 6th, and places 8-10th strip track. The asphalt is not yet breathable and fly on it. Two lighthouses across the street and the glory of the GBDD several pedestrian crossings. So I also like to sunbath and in sunny days I risk life twice in a row, at least moving the object there and back. Once exactly in the middle of the pedestrian, two big and fat jeeps struck me from two strands at a speed of at least 80 km in 50 cm. Thank you for the extraordinary birthday really done. After that, like a matador's coat in front of a bull, I carry a large bag with a blanket, an inflatable pillow, a book reader and a liquid. I do not risk walking with my family, we walk 700 miles to the lighthouse and then back.
Now the joke.
I am going to the transition today.
BOMB, a dry old man may not be an old man who knows them, burned like a black man goes through a pedestrian crossing and holds before him an old-fashioned three-kilogram hanger with balls on his sides.
and what? Revenge will be inevitable, hold the fascist grenade!! to

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