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Where do they get money from? When I was studying at the university, there were reactants, and some I even drank, but there were not so many.
Modern equipment of the unit. In the department of analytical chemistry in my new was only a fuck, which
light permeability determines, I don't remember how the device is called and I'm not sure that the term is correct, generally you go there,
he gives a value, for example 0.25, et for something I don't remember. There were advanced electronic weights.
It can be measured with accuracy up to millions of grams of weight. Well, these devices were allowed to us only a couple of times,
Prep showed how it works, and all.

by Alket:
First I hanged on your strange nick, then saw the phrase "and some I even drank" and the questions disappeared

One day I bought a big Purina bag at Wal-Mart for our dog. While I was in the line, a woman asked me if I had a dog.

I was a little annoyed, so after giving in to the impulse, I said to her, “No, I’m just sitting on the Purina diet again... although it probably isn’t worth it because I got into the hospital because of the last time... but I lost 50 pounds before I woke up in the resuscitation room with tubes coming out of my two hands.”

Her eyes came out of the orbit.

I continued to tell about my fictional diet, and she completely believed every word I said. I told her, “It’s a simple, inexpensive diet. You just load your pockets with purine food and eat one or two pieces every time you feel hungry. It says it’s a nutritious and full-fledged food, so I’m going to try it again.”

I have to mention here that almost everyone in the line was already fully enthusiastic about my story, especially the tall guy behind it.

Terrified, she asked me what poisoned me in the dog feed and why I was in the hospital.

I said, “Nothing... I was just sitting on the street and licking my ass when I got under the car.”

I thought the tall guy would just grumble of laughter.

This is pikabu

During my marriage, I had a familiar family. They lived with an agreement: the days of the week were guilty of all misfortunes, and the days of the week were guilty of misfortunes. On Sunday, for balance, Cat.

There was no quarrel in my memory.

I recently got out of work for a break, I end the phone conversation, I hear from the back: "Girl, tell me, where is the Fort store? "

I think about myself, “How can you not see him? ? to The wing in the neighboring house, just 10 meters away. I turn around and the man is blind. And somewhat annoyingly I say, “You’re going in the right direction.” Then I analyze my idiotic response and how uncomfortable it is for him to go through the winter trails with a stick and immediately add, “Let’s let me lead you?” He immediately and confidently takes my hand and says, “Oh, thank God, a normal man! All of them answer me there.” and laughing. You laugh, Carl

I couldn’t come up with an excuse for people who explained the road to the blind through “there”... By the end of the day, this phrase was spinning in my head.

And the man joked that his legs were all right and his fists didn’t scare him. I sincerely wish you a good day.

I go to the lighthouse with a two-year-old son. In anticipation of the green signal on the lighting, a few pedestrians are already missing. A small street in the old city centre. The road is not wide, it is well seen on both sides. The light is very “long”. The fire is still red, but there are no cars yet.

What do pedestrians do? is correct. Everyone courageously walks on the road. The son at his two years already knows exactly why the lighting is needed, but obeying the herd feeling, he also tries to walk.

Here I say with a very strict voice, “Kuudдаа on red? Back to! »

His son took a step back. And the same step in my team is done by everyone else. Man is six. Their heads were pulled into their shoulders and returned to the sidewalk. After a couple of seconds, two or three of them nervously turned around to see who was so terrible in their backs. Whoever smiled, someone blamed his nose. Everyone was waiting for the green.

Our justice is now more consistent with the image of a woman with a veil than the half-naked of the brake Femida.

For a week she pulled me to her country, all the way hinting on dishonesty, in the end, at the country I was handed a spade and 6 acres of unspoiled land, when the strawberries had already begun to grow to my arms, in my hands the saw was rolled over and a new goal was set, an old apple tree, in the reach more on an oak smiling, then a cute creature visited the absence of a shelf in the summer kitchen, which was considered a new goal, for my labor feats.
Close to the evening, when even the Negro slaves on the plantations see a third dream, and the proletariat prays for me as for a Communist god who made a five-year-old a day, I was exposed for work a projectile of 2.5 liters with a compot of hemp and salmon, then I loaded my back with a divinely soft mattress and a fabulously puffy and sweetly sounding pillow. Most likely, already in a dream, I noticed a silhouette on the background of the window, which somehow moved smoothly and did something with his skin, probably removed from himself...
And now for a week in the office the topic is that I am IMPOTENT, and after all she is so beautiful, she was wearing such underwear and she turns out to be striptease dancing for me!!! to

Oh, if Nabokov knew that in the Russian show business, a fat fifty-year-old aunt would be called Lolita!

I would have a large countryside house – I would have the same crown, I would walk in a black coat with a crown on my shoulder, and I would strangle anyone I don’t like!
In the rest of the time, where would he live? The crows are still crawling, even where they are sitting.
Frost16: in exactly the same cage. Or in a large network.
Frost16: Well, they do cacao and cacao. In general, it is hard to notice a dirty coat when you have both eyes.

Today, the most epic soup from the strawberry decoction, two chickens, peanut banks and two melted cheeses. My sister called him homeopathic.

I read on the internet about the collision of a train with a rubbish truck. Now the context advertising of Yandex offers me to buy a garbage car... or a train ticket :)

Eblani is a people of ancient Ireland, described by Ptolemy in the 2nd century BC.
I guess they left a lot of descendants.

<perseu> If you ever think that you are useless, just remember the OSCE mission in the Donbass.

xxx - fucking one bag fisting another appears
Yyy – by Freud 😉

It was five years ago. My younger sister (a big fan of Harry Potter) at the literature class together with the class watched the Hollywood "Eugene Onegin" - the same one in which the main role is played by some Ralph Fiennes, widely known in narrow circles for the role of Wall-de-Mort.

End of the film:
Onegin, bowing his head, kneeling in front of Tatiana.
"But I am given to another and will be faithful to him forever"
Ralph Fiennes slowly lifts the full pain of the eye and...

And in the tense silence of the class, my sister’s voice is heard:
"Awaida of KEDAVRA!!and "

It is worth saying that the lesson was broken and could not continue it neither the students nor the teacher.

I didn’t even let go and reviewed this "prankers’ joke" about Limpopo.
Like all previous cases, our brave fucking practitioners believe that if they were not sent off, but conversed with sympathetic "yes? What you say is terrible... We will, of course, find out everything and react if necessary – it’s luck and victory.
In fact, this is banal politeness. And Congressman doesn’t matter whether Groysman or Lexus speaks to her – she listens, sustains conversation and records data for subsequent work. If afterwards it turns out that the psychic was calling and the hernia was swallowed up - well, she lost five minutes.
And real punching is to present someone to whom the victim of the scam will say what he does not say in public, and even strongly denies. But this is not for the vocal and lexus. They can’t even imagine such a divorce, not what to accomplish. Their maximum is this "divorce": "I Groysman, the Russians captured Lviv, in Limpopo Aybolit. and yes? Let’s find out, let’s find out ". What the divorce is, I don’t understand. If they were honest and said the same thing, the answer would be the same.

So to break something in the Russian Federation, it is enough to just be born here. And if you have had the internet or leave the house, you have definitely broken.
You ask a person, for example, if he is a homophobe. Yes => 282-UC, no => 135-FZ In my opinion, it is better to get rid of the penalty, so if you have not yet decided what to break this - I advise to choose 135-FZ.

The answer.

"Then tell me what to do to the employer who suddenly came out of the decree of the second chief?"

Become a man, send in the decree first.

Division of work

> Once there were a lot of lakes there. There lived a lot of barracks. They built dams. and lt;

Well, you are right... Boobs roll the woods, barsuks build.
Rabbits cut grass.

Dear experts!
Soon, I’m going to have a problem, and I have a question:

Is it right to baked or baked?