He: ))) recently discussed the question of who is more profitable to grow - girls or boys.. about girls said - they need to buy pants, dolls, pants for dolls, cosmetics, cosmetics for dolls., but they eat - a spoonful of assets for lunch...
a boy like a pair of jeans is happy and hello, but here eats scuco like a cock :D
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Then he grew up - buy him a bicycle, then a motorcycle, then smash from the army, then buy an apartment so that the bridegroom can.
She: and at the same time he’s always eating shit like a cock :D

<@edd>the son of the Korean in the kindergarten with a friend in two haris drank a pot of compot. It was a quiet hour. In order not to burn, they poured water in the kitchen in which the beets were boiled and diluted with the remaining compot.

by Lenta.ru
A 114-year-old man was found with 100 bags of marijuana.
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This is the secret of longevity! It is prohibited by Scuchi.

And if you look at the cockroaches, you can say that it is a ugly dirty creature.
And it can be noted that the cockroach is surprisingly decent - it doesn't make noise, it chews what you did not clean yourself because of inaccuracy and your own purity.
It is elegant, it has a plastic racing car.

We always pay the state, we only pay for ourselves, we pay taxes for cars, and the roads as it did not!And so in everything!We, the mother of it, we will keep the state, although it must be the opposite!And all of them praise our protests and requests.So here is what I can do, it may be easier for killers to descend, hardly a lot will come out, so even officials will start to think about!in what thoughts I have been visited))

I walked around the shopping center and saw a wonderful picture:
Two troubled Gothic girls, 17, are going, inspecting the surroundings. Full equipment, i.e. Black black and only flashes of pseudo-implanted metal allow them to find them in the dark... And about one of the boutiques, from which the eye was pink and terribly beautifully smelled something perfumed, one of them stopped, with an obvious attempt to look around. For what was pulled out of there another with the phrase: I will not let you into this pink hell!! to

c) brownraven

Jk: The main disadvantage of old houses are thin walls and excellent hearing. So is it with us: every day closer to the evening and until the night we listen to the same thing as the neighbor below. The music is normal, it doesn’t stress me. But the three-year-old daughter is afraid of the noise. Attempts to agree with the neighbor to reduce the noise did not succeed. I have nothing but to invite my child to dance when she hears music. Fun and not scary at all.

Jk: And in the old houses are not only the walls thin :) And today this neighbor is stuck with a piece of patch that has flown away from the ceiling.

Jk: Go on, the compromise was found :)))))

Talk about the TP:

Tony is still there. I call you, I dictate:
Press the button "start"
Pressed
Click on the "Settings"
Pressed
Click on the "Control Panel"
Pressed
Press "network connections"
Pressed
What do you see?
Wait, I will turn on the computer.

Vanya Potehin (dictor of the Lux FM radio, Kiev), stop quoting quotes from the bastion! About his friend who can’t grow up and whose machine doesn’t binge and doesn’t start! And also about my mom writing on the party... Garden+Maso... catches!Leave to the Abyss, who is not indifferent!

Former DJ becomes new president of Madagascar
YYY: Soon they "I like to move it" will be an anthem.
xxx : xd

It is 18 years old!! ?
I thank you ?
Welcome to the world of sex, drugs and rock and roll!
You know, I’m not rock’n’roll very much.
It is O_O

Television is a source of information.


c) Glebov.ru

In some countries, it is necessary to become the next president.
to win a tender to provide security guarantees and
The impunity of the former.
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Advertising Lays:"What a holiday without red caviar?".God, everyone :(

History is real.
The boy and his girlfriend are walking around the city.In addition to them on the new AUDI TT passes a cute girl.The boy guides the car through the gaze and says:
The girl drove off a bad car.
His friend, also watching the car, says:
Yes not bad. You have only a chain and a ring.

by Battletoad:
Would the excavators tell me? How fast is the 300 cubes of fertilizer thrown by the Komatsu PC300/LC-7 or the Hyundai R35-7?

by DonCorrado:
2battletoad
You do not know that 300 cubes of grain are thrown faster and cheaper by the Tajiks.))) and if you swallow the comatsu/huyundayki over them unexpectedly, you will get 301 cubes..))

Evangelical 17 (9:43) :
It was fun tonight.

Evangelical 17 (9:45) :
What kind of dude, completely shaken, stood by the home phone, calling all the apartments at 3 o'clock at night... trying to get into the entrance... I didn't sleep then... my cat got stuck in my leg.

Deuteronomy 17 (9:47) :
I watched the following reactions... I hear that on the homeophone the neighbors

Evangelist No. 17 (9:48)
He was sent five times naked, three times into his ass, two times he received the promise to break the fuck, one came out and fulfilled the promise.

Evangelist No. 17 (9:50)
lying on the asphalt, the pedestrian began to throw ice stones onto the windows and scattered the window in the entrance on the 2nd floor...and since the cars in the courtyard were put by the pedestrian and cut the mirror on the tinted eight.

Evangelist No. 17 (9:51)
The menta were caused, and while they were waiting for them, three lazy menta were pinning a fast-growing...

Ephesians 17 (9:53)
The concert ended somewhere at 4 in the morning, the cat ate the kitten, slept peacefully on the couch on my pillow..the badge and the owner of the car left on a bowl...the men at the entrance still smoked.

Ephesians 17 (9:53)
and all went to sleep.

Ephesians 17 (9:53)
The end.

From the Kazan:
Help the cat.
I have a beautiful, intelligent, intellectual, cute cat, a good cat, a jump and a joke.
He has been a year, which, according to the standards of cats, is already equivalent to a sexually mature man, a predator and a sexually concerned type.
This sexually mature and sexually concerned type is extremely concerned!
he needs help, and better contact with a cute, beautiful, preferably smart and sociable lady, experience is welcome!
My boy is calm, educated, will come with whisky and flowers! Or you can take them in guests.
Castration and sleeping are not offered. It did not help!
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The Zombie Cat >_<

I love the Russian Odmin! Only they can indicate the reason for the ban "Pidar simply" in the list of fools.

Those who do not know (know)
From 21.03 MTS will round up traffic to 100kb except on-line tariffs and baskets, those who read BASH from a mobile phone or sit in the ash, will now pay more.
What is the characteristic of this 100 KB? The round? First of all, the price of mobile internet is fantasticly high when using it from smartphones. These smart devices carefully break the connection after each command is worked out. I looked at the title of the letter - one session, uploaded the entire text of the letter - the second, sent the answer - the third. and so on. Reading newsletters and viewing emails will easily result in 20-30 tiny sessions, each of which will now be rounded up to 100 Kb. It is separately priced.