Yes, I and Jason are doing repairs. Wash off the ceiling. She takes, she paws her palm in the white, slaps me on the chest and says, “Bring me these half-greens.” Did I show her "The Lord of the Rings"?

The human immunodeficiency virus came to him from relatives - monkeys. However, it is unclear how this happened. Some scientists believe, for example, that the accidental infection of the hunter could have occurred when the body of the dead monkey was cut.

Commentary :
Something tells me that it was not so!

In this regard:
So where do you learn how to catch the ears when burned? How many times I burned, there was no such reflection. I only saw this in the cinema.

The reflexes have nothing to do. This reception is used. It really helps with light burns. The human body conducts heat poorly. The amount of heat that gets on the skin should be removed from it as soon as possible. It, in addition to the lesions it caused immediately, will continue to affect further and deeper, aggravating the effect. To remove the heat, ice or other materials are applied to the burn site as quickly as possible.
I often burn my fingers. So, while you run to the refrigerator for ice, from applying to the ear pipe, which is usually always colder than the hands, the finger is actually easier.

A narcissist came to sell cosmetics with the words: "Here is the newly stolen from VolgaMoll - will you watch?"
Honest to dishonest :)

We have fun with good citizens.
I at the shameful pillar
The Last Pop
The last king is drowned.
A.s and Pushkin.

Commentary on IBP:

A good choice. It works stably. There is one nuance! The switch button is located at the top, and the cat sitting on it easily decomposes the system.

XXX: Oh, not lucky for those servants of the Lord who knocked on my door last night... I just taught philosophy for the exam :-)

<xxx> I have stocked shorts for 2 years ahead :)
<yyy> Is a shorts ban being prepared?? to
<xxx> for this case I have a kilt
<yyy> Here the kilt under the law on propaganda of homosexuality is exactly fit!

Yesterday, flying on a thread on Tundra, an incident occurred that made me think...
My daughter (three years old) came to my knees, and at this moment I am in battle, the RC is turned on for voice activation.
The daughter is still talking, and therefore commented on the course of my battle as follows:
D: Daddy, are you being shot in your plane?
I: Yes my daughter.
Q: Has his wing broken?
I : Well yes.
D is Pizzeria?
I hear the laughter of the rookie, and I am ashamed.

I want to say to a girl from Zadolba.li, outraged by the same cost of dresses 44 and 52 sizes...
Are you finally fucking?! to
In fact, the dress is an object, not a material. Work on a smaller dress takes as much as on a larger dress, materials - about the same amount. You won’t require a red toothbrush to be more expensive than a blue toothbrush if you suddenly find that a red toothbrush is more expensive?
You are also a selfish selfish. Because if you were 52 in size and 44 in foot size, you’t think you want to spend less on pieces, because “there’s less material out of them.” If it is so worn - buy fabric / leather / shoe fabric and wrap it yourself. The work, of course, will be free of charge. Fuck the lovers of the halwa, trying to crush it where it is not placed not only them, but in principle.

VSH: / works with remote sysadmine/
I sit there and think about going to work or not.

The Nunnah! Come to me...

WS is OK! I will only call them and remind them of my existence.
And if you’re trying to make a difference, let’s look for a difference.
between what was and what happened, MHUAH-HA-HA-HA!!!! to

Fuck, I’ll find you!
Tell me it has improved.

In the show "Guess the melody" Natasha Queen did not recognize her own song.

The commentary:
She doesn’t listen to that shit.

I am a satanist. The RPC insults my feelings. Where should I write?

Like this and him.
>>> I am a satanist. The RPC insults my feelings. Where should I write?

__________
I will complain to the king!! (Laughter in the room)
I will complain to the King!! (Laughter in the room)

(k/f "The Cinderella" 1947)

Reactor, discussion news about the Statue of Jobs in Tomsk:
xxx: "The founder of Apple is made of gips, but painted as if of bronze." - the whole essence of Apple in one sculpture.

An unknown man took out a wallet with money from the Israeli ambassador in St. Petersburg, which contained 12,000 rubles.
Well, at least I managed to get back home :)

No, I understand, everything in life happens, but what had to switch in a person's head to change the job from an admin to a funeral agent?

The newcomer:

"Make an opportunity to comment on quotes, give life to scratches!"

One of the first changes was the cancellation of comments XD
First of all, the registration of new users has ended. :)

Reader since 2006. ^ ^_^

Anonymity implies that they will write this test without outsiders, and the results will not be published. Anonymity does not mean that the test sheets will not indicate the FIO.
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EGE miscarriages do not distinguish between "anonymity" and "privacy". The sadness.

Yesterday I saw an advertisement where top pop singers and singers complain about the presence of a voice and the absence in their repertoire of new songs, offer the people to write for them a new hit, which they will choose. It seems to me that they’re all in...li?