> A conversation with one of the students. I wonder what is the difference between speed and power. The speed is faster, and the power is more powerful.
Artem 9 years

At the age of nine, this is normal. And here is an adult aunt at the university taught us the C language:
The difference between a reference and an index is quite obvious. The indicator is indicative. Hehe, and the reference is referenced. You know"

#Understands

I have a father's brother's son's friend's philological education - so he doesn't want to communicate with me for some reason.

XXX: I am afraid to imagine the household of the greens...
We can’t wear wool and skins, we can’t make synthetic oil (blood of the earth).
wood furniture (trees bodies) as well as metal (bones of our planet) can not
Meat can not (animal bodies) and plants (plants bodies)
That is, all living greens are liars and corpse-eaters by default?

#Literature

Three in a Boat, Poverty and Dogs.
"Thirty Dogs"
"50 cats of grey"
......

The culmination of this story was the fact that under my pressure the girl found additional work to unload our budget, thus stealing not only our personal time, but also time for household needs: cleaning and cooking.

The Host! You will decide - either the poor girl let her hobby earn (from your own initiative), or she pays attention to you at this time. But only something suggests me that most of all the padishah is dissatisfied with the fact that a man of the female sex is not stunned by a drainy to the glow of a couple of unfortunate meters of a dwelling called an ordinary urban apartment. You either have love or not. On your side it is not, but for some reason in everything you have the girl's fault. And I don’t understand why you don’t have a long-time match to your demands.

#Hair

My mother’s hair was beautiful, her hair was on her hand. But my mom chose one who has thicker hair on the back than on the head.
now elegant hair I can boast only in places not intended for them in girls))) the question: mom, what x?

Get them involved too. There will be a beautiful hill along the hill. All the punks will be yours. In general, they will instinctively feel a dominant individual.

Subsequently Pototsky said to me:

I am a writer, shit, like Chekhov. Chekhov was absolutely right. The story
You can write about anything. Stories of Naval. Take any profession.
For example a doctor. Please please. The surgeon, fucking, does the operation. He will know the sick.
The rival. The man with whom his wife changed. Before the Surgeon
A moral, a dilemma. To save a man, or to cut him off.
No, it’s too much, it’s fucking, curvature... In general, the surgeon hesitates. and then
Take a scalpel and do a miracle. End, fucking, such: "The nurse long, long
I looked after him..." Or, for example, about the sea, — said Pototsky, —
The sailor, fucking, is retired. He leaves his native ship. On the ship
His friends, his past, his youth. It’s dark, he goes
The beach fountain. And you see, fucking, the boy is drowning. A seafarer without thinking.
He throws into the ice. Risking his life, he pulls out a guy.
And "I’ve always remembered this hand. A large hand with a
The blue anchor on the wrist..." That is, the sailor always remains a sailor, even
If he is, fucking, on retirement..."

The phrase "the girl freezes" causes me only one, very clear and stable, association: winter, minus a few degrees, optional snowfall, and... There is a blue shaking thing, without a hat, dressed in a jacket on a frog fur, the shirt of the system "bought on occasion a wide belt, and nothing suited", thin socks and shoes on the heels of the kind "shared in an elephant hole".
Someone under this phrase meant something quite different.

XXX: What are you busy with?
I drink beer and watch anime.
XXX without me.! to
YYYYY: Yes At least because you don’t drink beer and don’t watch anime.

The funniest thing about this story with unsuited inadequates is that if a guy were adequate, he would understand the simple “no”, but the very necessity would most likely not have arisen. In our sad times, simple adequacy is enough to expect something, at least for a short time.

I will call you a poncho.
XX: Because you are sweet and with a hole ^_^
YYYY: ^_^
XXX:...not because you are fat and sticky
YYY: O_O

We showed colleague Mazerati Quatroporte, asking about her impressions, she says:
- The car is somewhat unmade, on the outside it smiles at Hendaya, and inside it looks like the Volga.

AutoClaw: Lechchenko is a folk artist.The people recognized, and Mikhailov who is yours?! to
One: Two comrades of children to the same school lead and gave the task to all parents of bird feeders to do - the best to the city competition will go. Well, the men strained and fed the children: one pyramid blue with the other cylindrical with the eyes! All the caregivers, and their dozen 3-4, the management of the school hanged on trees in the school palace along a gentle street - crowds of people from morning to late evening pass by. One morning these two meet and one of them joyfully says, “Hello! We participated in the city competition!!And the second was so astonished and no less joyfully: "Our sleep** or!!This is all you need to know about popular recognition.

Loan 22647, I think somebody eats an entire pot with an ear. That is, the girl works fully, contributes to the general budget, found a job for her hobby, and is preparing and cleaning for an adult uncle?

You know, I just have no words. The simple term “eaten” is not able to convey the full extent of your phallomorphism.

Before a tennis match, the musician confused the words and accidentally sang the Third Reich anthem.

German tennis players fell into a stupor and then accidentally captured Poland.

It was...

Oh you suicides! And you can’t do the society a favor...to silence any corrupt before you give up???! to

Grandfather found a grenade in the field.
I went with that grenade.
He pulled the ring and threw it out the window.
The old man doesn’t care.

I have been renting housing for 2 years. The housewife is a normal woman, without a whimper. Sometimes, we talk to her about it, we drink tea together with plushes. But yesterday, we also sat down, we talked, then a little pause and she asked me, “Listen, what’s your name?”

And so he will start breeding the nuts, asking why not, persuading to think again and it will stretch for much longer than a week. Because you, dear ones, do not understand polite refusal. And when you freeze, it becomes clear to the fool that nothing is lighting.

And after just five courteously refuse, transitions to insults - affected self-esteem requires, the prince was not appreciated (you are dumb, scary, fat, legs curved, etc. (need to emphasize), Yes, you generally saw yourself in the mirror, but I would not meet with you, so a couple of times, and then I would still think) and other scratches of your crown and insulted selfishness, the simple understanding that you are not a copper redhead and you can not like absolutely everyone just not.

I decided to go to the car store to clarify the price and delivery time of some spare parts. The owner of the store is a good friend of mine. He went and by chance, he replaced his vendors today.
Hi Kyuha! How is it?
Thank you normal.
What was broken?
Yuri, are you married?
– Yes
- Then: I have antifreeze from the system drives out...there is the assumption that the pad under the head. Tomorrow the master will look, they will say more accurately. I was already looking for.
(Yariq's face was stretched so that his jaw reached to his knee)
If I said I wasn’t married, what?
Then the answer to your question would be: car.)

DDD: How are you?
PVV: It is disgusting. Pelevin could have written a book about me "Vitaly and nausea"