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XXX: 10 June, 17:39 Sweet hello... don’t want to meet
XXX: June 11th, 12:33 I apologize of course...but how do I write??? Should we go or need money? because you will understand... stupid you are all here... and as a peder anybody will write so you are ready to give your mother to meet him and then regret... fu disgusted how you ruined everything... do not accept this for rude, be healthy!
UUU: 11 June, 16:18 Hello dear! I’m sorry I didn’t immediately respond to your tempting offer to get acquainted as I was preparing to defend my second diploma. As far as I can judge from the numerous awards in journalism, my intelligence is developed enough to keep a conversation with a young man like you. I’m sorry, but I’m not to blame for the fact that the epic observations of women didn’t give you hope for a platonic relationship unloaded by mercantile views of life. Do not, please, as you have noticed, express me in a rough way all your disappointments. Better let’s talk about other topics, can we suddenly light up in each other that fire of love that will burn for a lifetime?
Twenty-fourth: 11 June, 18:00 ))))))))
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You know how it is with the Russian Post.
Summer, heat, a bear in a burning penny enters the distribution center.
LEO: It seems that the modern software is created under the motto: "Default You are LOCK, but you can change the settings"(c)
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Interview with Gennady Onishchenko on "Echo of Moscow". The leader takes the example of Europe, Poland. Onishchenko: “Well, Poland is still not Europe. Canada can serve as an example of a true European approach to the problem for us.
(08:05:55) Employee (C): How about connecting my network drive from a remote server?
(10:33:30) Admin (A): There is no information yet
(10:33:43) C: Sps, it already works :-) I thought – you know...
(10:34:48) A: That is to say, the network disk has crashed?
(10:34:52) C: Yes, it works...
(10:35:01) A (thinkingly): Strange... okay, let it work...
In our factory because of this smoking ban stable half-time late to work. The bus calls no more.
Military children are raised with the help of a soldier's belt, and auto slides - with the help of a GRM belt!
A video, photography or anything else, I think is nonsense. Because it did not fall to anyone at all. It is worth watching any home video or video of weddings - this is where Satan has disappeared.
I remember from childhood how relatives sent a video tape, such as how they lived. This is fucking shit. There is a cousin under the tree in a musketer costume, his older brother shoots him on the camera, first a long silence, then - "Peta well say something." Petya instantly turns away from this sentence and, thinking a little, says, “This is a sword!” and you understand it all that, absolutely everything. Why do I need it, I don’t mind.
Unfortunately, there was no photocopy at hand. A little walked out, on the tiles the inscription: “I love you, Moses!” and the hearts, the hearts... He asked the daughter of the mule, wrote: “Your Achmed.” Because he is not.
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On June 12, in the subway, people distributed copies of the Constitution of the Russian Federation with the anthem. Nafiga is asking?
Read the Russian Constitution! Hurry, there is not much left!
Sometimes, in order to judge your abilities soberly, it is enough to get thoroughly drunk.
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My very energetic and eccentric grandmother has a cat, picked up somewhere in the laundry, and accordingly raised in the ideals of personal freedom and the right to full self-expression.
Going to a ski resort at the age of 79!Not long thinking, she brought her pet, with the rare name Vasya, without asking either my or Vasina's consent, to live with me.
Vasya was terrible - a huge, naughty, drunken type. The whole mouth is in scars, the ear is broken - the color of the Peggy. No, maybe he was once red, but even the grandmother could not wash those nine kilograms of living devil. Vasya went out to work, until there was no cat left in the district, and a crowd of cats with red kittens respectfully waited for him at the entrance.
I am left with instructions on how to interact with the delicate cat psyche, a sum of money to feed the sweet pushistique, and with a small tear we said goodbye - grandmother with the cat, I - with peace. The dumb man led his grandmother to the door, whispered her last meu and it began.
I tried to feed him, entertain him, let him walk at last. He was sitting on the closet and self-forgottenly speech, speech with such a disgusting voice that the neighbors came to ask about my new acoustic acquisition. The excuses did not help, the cat silenced the grief as he could, had to resort to the swabber.
The heavy argument won by two o’clock at night. Sitting in a completely destroyed apartment, I was delighted to observe how sweetly my wool friend slept in the remains of my ikebana.
The morning began suddenly, with the landing of 9 kg on my multi-suffering body. Have not tried? I assure you, the demand is very exciting!
The desire of Vasy to make me more athletic, to tighten the reaction - tight, but correctly advanced. The third time falling in the corridor (when something suddenly hits your back under your feet with a torpedo, or an anthrax falls) you had to remember everything about physical training. No, he didn’t strike or stumble at anything. He played with me like a new mouse and was enjoying it.
Honestly, he sat down and smiled! In a week, I learned to shake. Vase did not like it, but he honestly admitted his mistakes, slowly turned away, but did not stop training.
The fighting was exhausted, and I decided to bribe him. I knew that Vasily respected fresh raw meat (conserved meat and predator predator). In the evening, having given meat to the thief’s mouth, I decided to spit out.
What a wonderful awakening. I woke up alone, silent. I pull, turn, put my hand under the pillow and shout off. Something is moving there.
Half stifled, stifled wreath. A happy cat.
“Alaverdi,” said Vasya.
So it went. I lose – he’s eating a good mate, he’s demanding meat. I turn around - silence, but in the morning, opening my eyes, I enjoy seeing on the pillow a fat rat or some other shit. Vasya honestly didn’t understand why I refused the honourably earned prizes. Vasya was stubborn and determined.
I surrendered in this unequal struggle. She fell obediently, did not argue, did not pay attention to the cat running on the walls, only sinked cat food, stopped giving meat. He was astonished, followed me as if bound, looked me in the eyes, decided to press the song again - I was relentless. Then, having made some conclusions, he very naturally nodded and went for a walk.
And we have to say, Vasya went out on the street on the balconies himself, so that no one depended on (balconies in our chess order - 6th floor) and also returned on the metal shifts.
In the morning I hear: whistleblowing, whistleblowing, something scratching on metal. I look and see: from the lower balcony with a huge osethrine in the teeth, Vasily tries to enter. It climbs but climbs. I say to him, “Take a fish, fool, you’re going to crash.” He jumps onto the neighboring balcony, bites off a piece and climbs up to me with the decent tail of this osethrine. He proudly passes by me and puts me by my bed.
and sitting.
On the mouth was written:
Is it okay now?
Who left the fish on the balcony I never knew.
Vasya returned to his hometown, and I am still shaking to visit my grandmother. I need to see how the eyes of Vasina burn when I see them.
The game continues...
The only way to lose weight with green tea is to climb the mountains to collect it!
The Roman
I know if you understand me or not I’m a long way away and I need to have a Yandex card program screen that I’m in your city hardly you’re in the city and you’re in the city click on your mobile device and come to me a vatsapka on the number ********** screen urgent that I’m in our padla city!!! to
Anastasia
Does the phrase "Execution cannot be pardoned" mean nothing to you? – – – –
The Roman
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No way to help, what?
xxx: good children grow up... the boy of five years in the yard of the eggs paints with a crust "so that the light is reflected and the eggs are not hot", the rest look and give advice
My tribe yesterday generally rejoiced: I say, cat hot let him bath! He says – don’t have! I explain that the cat’s wool and he’s hot, and he wasn’t confused, let’s say we’ll shave it!
Specially arranged to work in fast food to dispel the myth of their anti-sanitary preparation. I retired after a week and have not visited such institutions for a year.
and what?
XXX: She is overwhelmed! Since childhood, I have competed with boys.
YYY: And why immediately turned? I know a lot of girls who compete with guys.
XXX: I said it all. Starting from "Who above the wall writes" and ending with "Who more girls interrupts".
YYY: O.O
XX: By the way, the dispute about the girls she won.
In our school (13 years ago) a girl also argued who above the wall would write. She was without complexes, so she stumbled from below, stood up at the wall on the bridge and... generally above the male footprint by at least half a meter!
There is nothing new under the moon.
Pavly
XXX: How are you?
Tagged: Norman
I live with a girl. I found my love)
I am with two! HAHAHA
XXX: I am given
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A woman is a washing machine.
WOW :?? to
For two hours she wipes the line between life and nonsense, for half an hour she cleans the brains, and in five minutes she dries away all the money. and
WOW : and?? to
XHH: And that’s where her program ends. :( is
11:03 Miledy: I sit upset, the daughter fits, gives a candy. I say to her, “I, my daughter, have adult problems, and that doesn’t solve them. She leaves, returns in five minutes with a bottle of whisker and asks, "Well?