XXX: Why can't the country conduct a normal traffic inspection? Remember Bulgaria, this tarantula in the 80s was written off on metal.
Instead of monitoring the properties of the equipment, the Milosulines are concerned about the rainbow on the package of the Tetra Paque! Hundreds of young people are dying.
YYY: Let those officials go on a cruise on the crossing by some.
yyy: a survivors to arrange a talk show "hunger". living on subsistence minimum))) or on retirement

Why not bite each other?

Drink coffee with a friend.
She: “Well, if it seems like I’m talking rough or I’m starting to grumble, it’s not that I’m bad, it’s just the voice that sat down after the singing lessons and became low and rough.
I: Type "I went to H.Y!", oh, this is the voice of the seat???!!! to

"You're still here"
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Boy, a great joke! I speak from the face of normal people who understand everything right away! :)

When Destiny is in a bad mood, she goes out for a walk with a shark.

I stand at the stop, I see a bond of money rolling. I don’t accept other people, that’s my principle. Waiting for the bus, the driver approached me. I ran into my pocket looking for money... Only then realized that the money was not foreign.

Correspondence on ICQ:
Translation, what are you doing?
At the moment I have an insurmountable desire to fill your mouth with a spelling vocabulary of Russian.

Today our admin came to the office with a toy baby drum.
And with every trouble in the buffalo or at the reception with a serious look, he took it with him and bubbled over the unfortunate uswerks.
When asked who gave him this miracle, he replied that the beloved woman.
Luckily the man. I would marry such a.

In comments to the news...

A new element of the periodic table of economics is discovered - the babuli.

The properties:
Babulium has a long half-life, which clearly distinguishes it from rebound, although it is worth mentioning that some rebound isotopes are also semi-rebound for quite a long time. For example, the 2014 cactus (according to the Russian classification - "Sochi") has a half-life of more than two years.

Obtaining and retaining.
Babulium can be obtained by bombarding a multitude of lochia atoms by heavy banking elements of the nabulium system in the elementary particle accelerator creditron.
The particles of babulium released during the bombardment are attracted by the magnetic field of the elements of the group of the bourgeoisie (especially well by Switzerland, England and America) and settle on the catcher in the form of capital.

The lochi element itself as a result of the impact of the naubulium loses particles of the babulium and turns into a bankruptcy, and if the impact was tough, then into a bomjium or even a tropium.

“You can’t delete the file, the file is busy.” What does the fox do? Building the Chinese Wall? The equation decides? Is the fifth grade climbing?

Answer by email:
If I lubricate my legs with a leg cream, my hands are also lubricated. Why wash your hands with hand cream? Translating the cream? Could you invent a cream for the end?
yyy: I bought in an animal store on the advice of a friend cream Starka for a cow's whip. First, a lot - for 50 p. bank 500 g, second, it is antiseptic and wound healing, well, it is perfectly suitable for both hands and legs!!! In the store they said it’s going out in the storm, and I don’t think everyone in the city has a cow on the balcony.
zzz: only if the breasts on the palms did not grow.

From Dirty

A: Despite your speech, you’re a good person.
B: It is awesome!
C: UntouchableLanguage

She: I wonder: if you put a football TV in the middle of the room, and I’m standing behind that TV and dressing up, where will you look – the screen or me?
He: Who is playing?

Hi, how do you do the work?
Hello to the norm.
Goodbye: What are you doing?
Aaaah aaaah! Yippidy yi yi! Don’t write to me again, I’ve seen your photos!

In Ukraine want to introduce a "tax" on laptops, mobile phones, disks and flashes":
We need more gold!

In Zaporozhye, on the palm, there is a store "Universe". You won’t argue, he’s really in the village.

Picture of a road that lies in the mountains
signature under photo "New Zealand"
The comments:
XXX: The Alps
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Mordor is it.)

I sit behind the compass and rest. I left for a moment. I see — came the cat, insisted and goes into the room. I pursue him. Katie sits in front of the compass and looks at me. It turned out, while going away, he managed to get into the history of browsing browser and simultaneously type in the search engine the mysterious "naff". I am afraid to stay home alone with this beast.

The world premiere of the 11th generation Toyota Corolla took place in California. The car has become larger, more spacious and more economical than the current model.
Interestingly, I only think - when will they be close to zero gasoline consumption at the size of a gasoline?

Demka: And in the training courses in the prisons are training someone else besides the drivers of the routes?