February is the perfect time for holidays, especially for families with children! And the school will be happy to relax from the children, and in the same Crimea you can sunbath freely on the beach.
Have you tried to think before blaming others?
and...
Sweeping on the beach? In the Crimea? In February?? to
The waves, the epta!

Where are these biologists? Have you had snakes at home? They eat and crack once every 2-3 months. But if you come out...the army sort will look like romans.
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Army sort, distinguished by purity and sterility in terms of constant (and sometimes almost continuous) washing.

Win8 blackmails us by restarting, otherwise the computer will restart in a day. In Win10 there will be a conversation of another "or you restart the computer now, or I will delete one file from the folder with the most important documents for you (believe me, I will find them!and"

Married, 10 years ago. I have never made a cottage. I don’t have any meat. And there is no toaster in the kitchen, multivarks, waffles, blinkers, and other barbecues, which are offered to take leisure to the housewives. Are you really because of the lack of dinner you can break up with a loved one? The husband, of course, a computer master, the crane can not repair, repair does not, and also smokes and drinks. Should I expel him for that? The figure for you! He’s nice, he’s big and warm, and he loves me. They dressed. Pellets cannot be cooked. Is it difficult to call a sanitary? Who will love you?

xxxx: we got the dust of frost from last year
The cleaner came and said.
Here is where my swab disappeared a year ago

I will answer:

This is Maxim Andreevich, my son, and he is 4.5 years old.
It’s funny, of course, but it won’t be funny when this half of your son’s will be taken away because his father is an idiot and doesn’t know that the taxes for his son are paid by his parents.
— — — —
Dad knows, Daddy lived, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes, on taxes.

And now the continuation of the story: Called the tax office, advised to call his son to the court. I thought he was joking. Naive... The paper came, now they really threaten to call Maxim Andreevich to the meeting of the commission to consider the circumstances, bla bla bla... Called again, said that Maxim Andreevich in the prescription time plans to be in the kindergarten for a class of choral singing, asked "WHEN is released?". I couldn’t speak anymore, hanging the phone. After tomorrow I will bring my son to the commission, I'm curious how this nonsense will end.

Forum, discussion of the theory of evolution.

XXX: That hasn’t changed??? The average height at the beginning of n.e. is 120 cm.

P.S. and if the manufacturers of smartphones do not shrink, then in a couple of hundred years the human thumb will stretch proportionally to the index.

Everyone measures in their own way. To explore and read the gaids in a new game for me, the rules and gameplay of which are not yet understood for me - it is interesting, I will not call it hardcore. Hardcore was when I was 9 years old - in civilization 1 - when I didn't know English, there was no internet, there were no gaids, not everything was translated by the dictionary, and my galleries drowned off the shores under the pressure of Chinese submarines, and the chariot with tanks could not cope.

© Goha theme about EVE online

The Automotive Forum

The morning is 8.45. There is a man (for sure) at the exit. You could go around and go. I go out, I approach, I ask, man, how are you? In response, I hear the waiting and breathing "yo. your mother, p.n.h". I take the belt and push it slightly to the side of the sidewalk. Sliding three meters (also on four) he parked parallel to the sidewalk while mounting his head and tapping. Comic and sad. Sitting in the car in the depths of my soul, I thought of the “happy man.”
Of course it is ice.

xxx: already invented for charging gadgets
XXX: I will soon be a coward with a subcharge, guess what they will work for
YYY: I don’t even want to think)
xxx: saw a beautiful girl - charged smart
XXX: and blue - so get full charge
xxx: and here sat the phone with you in the winter, you approach the girl: "Open the swimsuit, or you need to call"

It’s good that tickets aren’t vengeant and don’t eat happy people.

One person can feed a hundred fish.

I wipe my hands for loneliness.
What a deep thought.

A series of recipes:
I ask my father - "How do you cook so delicious meat with blood"
Father - It's simple, you pour a lot of oil on the bowl, wait for it all to burn, throw it on the bowl, from a distance!(so that the oil does not fall on you), a piece of meat, and everything - the kitchen in shit, a plate in shit, meat with blood...."

If cats weren’t such independent and proud creatures, they would have set a monument to single women!

A horse enters the bar, takes off his hat, his coat, orders a whisky with soda and a couple of olives, drinks, snacks and, pleased, leaves, promising to come back tomorrow. The bartender, respectively, in trance, takes the jaw from the stand and runs to call a friend, the director of the circus.
I have a number for you!! Come tomorrow and see! The next day, the director of the circus sits in the bar from the morning, waiting. Close to the evening, the horse comes, orders whiskey and olives again, sits and drinks. The director of the circus:
Sorry, would you like to work with us? How much do you get now?
“Three hundred,” replied the horse.
- And we offer you something, and with accommodation and feeding!
Where do I need to work?
Next to the circus.
In the circus? No, for something I will agree, of course, but why do you have programmers in the circus?? to

My girlfriend was on vacation in Spain in early August. She decided to delight me and sent me a postcard. The postcard arrived in Moscow at the end of November!!! I opened a map of the world, I sit and have fun - I calculate the distance, I try to understand how faithfully the postman worked - whether his working time he went on foot or even rested some extra days, not good.

Tolkien’s fans planned to install the “Sauron’s Eye” in Moscow for only one night.
It could be beautiful and unusual.
But the RPC was categorically opposed, which was why the city authorities banned it.

Attention, the question: what else will the RPC prohibit us tomorrow? Buying products in the store during the post? Listening to music besides church music? Wearing the shorts?
Or maybe a tenth will be required? Compulsory Sunday Work on Temple Construction.
They say in the Constitution it is written that Russia is a secular state, not the Orthodox Taliban.

It is not necessary to do imho, but the section of dating I would record... Or sleep with someone, another hugging. They’t let each other die. and ;)

Firefox, in terms of the volume of updates, did Kaspersky.