XXX: I decided to cook the potatoes.
YYY: Okay well.
Yyy: Only fried potatoes are roasted, not cooked.
YYY: It’s not in vain "free" is called.
XXX: There are no Pelmeches, there are only Hinkalias, but I will not.
XXX: I am going to go!
YYY : Why?
X: I’ll show you later.
yyy: Hinkali, not Hinkali.
XXX is PF.
Yyy: Hinkalias are very bad hinkalies.

Galia realized that she needed to lose weight when her phone booth broke.

xxx: Fuck, I was on the bus this morning, and a guy was watching my pop all the way, while not being embarrassed, do all the men think only about sex???? to
UUU: When I go to work early in the morning, I often look at women's ass and I'm not embarrassed at all and in my head I have only one thought - it looks like a pillow and I want to sleep.

Commentary from Habr about 3-D printers:
xxx: Domestic sausage based on paper-mache can be printed now. What is domestic application? =) is

06:47 all of them
Toha 06:47: dropped the diploma to a scientist and reviewer
06:48 I went to sleep
Toha 06:48: Audio recording Aria – I am free
Natasha at 6:49 pm: fuck!! to

How much land do you have to eat to die, and how does it work?
One is enough.

What is Instagram? Is it related to vodka?

Anathema
And yesterday Dima said to me the coolest words of all that any of my men ever said to me.

Natalia
NOWU
What he said?

Anathema
I told him that if I moved only with the cat, and he said that he loves him and didn’t even think, what could be different))))))))))
He loves my coat!! to

Natalia
:D

From the discussion on the technical forum:
However, some gadgets and internet services have been able to seriously change the world around us.
With the iPhone, the grass has become greener.
zzz: And with the output of Instagramm, it is also purple, milky, and sometimes even in a speck.

So I want to rock over the wolf, and I am 17, what to do

You steal your passport from the rodocks, you break your pig pig, you go to the train station for a ticket. Then you think.
When parents get caught up, you respond to the call and say you have decided to leave them because you are, for example, gay. And you are going to France, for example, to register your marriage. They panic for a long time, then they say they love you as you are, and then you just say, “Let’s go, I just went to a music festival, I’ll come back then.” They will breathe with relief, I’m sure.

Bodylev Andrey: So what do you think about the vacation?
Artem Che: I think I will go to a wonderful country in autumn
Artem Che: under the name of Hipotecland
Artem Che: And something tells me that I would like it so much
Artem Che: I will be driving there for many more years in a row

Now what, is it 2013?
[3:07:44] Picked
I’m going to sleep :)

XXX: Where did he go?
YYY: Yes, I’m on the Internet
YYY: I am lying
Yes, I understand :D

There are major changes in our office.
What did you take?
- Today monitored the history of search queries, so here, our buch searched for the "Criminal Code of the Russian Federation", "organic poisons", "how to hide the body" and "the climate of Magadan";

The tribe finished first class. I came back from the last call, just on the threshold, took off my jacket and threw it on the floor with a joyful cry: “I have finished your school!”and "
Here comes a really uncomfortable moment...

xxx: From the news "As by the assistant deputy. Chairman of the Committee on Constitutional Legislation Jalalutdin Kurbanov, the State Duma of the Russian Federation refused to introduce a visa regime with the countries of Central Asia.
Bees against honey, bleat

A surprising event happened to me today.
I quickly paid the receipt at Sberbank at a convenient time. You won’t believe me or say that I used the machine, but no, it was a live cashier, I saw it as clearly as I now see the keyboard. But everything in order.
I went to the office 25 minutes before the end of the day. I immediately noticed that someone was working. I got an electronic ticket and sat and waited for the couch. The only window was occupied. But here, 25 minutes before the end of the shift, another window opened and my number was called there. The woman quickly hand-picked the data from the receipt, and the translation fee was so low that I not only had enough money, but also left 20 rubles!!! to
Yes, you see with your own eyes how the quality of the service rises, and Russia rises from its knees.

From the discussion of the cartoon "will be a gentle rain":
x: in childhood was cast a lot of bricks when viewing this cartoon
y: Soviet cartoons have always been a reliable supplier of bricks.

The thoughts were confused...
I sat at Mommy’s house. And then I lost the phone, well let me think I will call from home and find it. I call, find, activate the display and voila, see me mom called. Please call me again, I’ll know if I wanted to. I call back and the housekeeper calls. In one ear I listen to the mobile phone and wait for the mother to answer, and to the other I am stationary and I say "allow me", 2 minutes of waiting for what....

My brother shows pictures from Egypt:
If the female dies, the male will soon die, and if the male dies, the female will find another.
Mother on this:
Of course! He dies because he cannot find anything.