Streetmack: in the familiar apartment on the alarm. Everything that moves, even the smallest.
In winter, everything is fine, but as soon as the flies, mosquitoes and other flying creatures appear...
streetmack: fun rushing guards with swords (service saiga),
streetmack: singing "if near the wreaths - we prepare a gun.
If a fly is a fly! Take it on your mouse!"

Plus, to whom the pofig - socks / sandals, only if they do not smell and do not cut their eyes :-)
PS: It’s also true about gays.

xxx: yesterday overtaken, started to speed up the server, put an unacceptable voltage and burned the processor :(
yyy: so in the protocol and record: controlling the server in a drunk form, exceeded the speed and failed to cope with the control...

But there has long been a simple scheme: in the new area, before laying the asphalt and laying the fence, make schematic paths (for example, just a lawn without grass, where the proposed path is limited by ropes on sticks). Approximately a month later, the new roads flooded by the inhabitants become quite obvious, and already then they are asphalted, real fencing is laid, and the rest is sowed.
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Fuck the fish. We have flooded paths that are hardened with turf every spring. And in the new micro-regions or where repairs are done - it is according to the scheme described: how the horse sucked. Zigzag, on the diagonals, went the sidewalk, went - the bat, ended. Or a lawn of 100x200 meters, and the sidewalk - two wheelchairs do not go once. Or boundaries of 25 cm in height at the crossings, fuck with the sankamiilikoya where you go. It feels like the pests of the micro-area are planning. Rather just idiots.
Survive if anything.

of St Petersburg. I cross a quiet intersection, where there are almost no cars, on the red light. A guy with a girl follows me.
D: Oh yes, we went to the red light! What to do?? to
Q: Go faster and with a guilty look!

If you got a little confused and instead of a icebreaker bought a icebreaker, then instead of drinking vodka in the frost, you will have to climb the rock or look for Trotsky.

Conversation of two grandmothers in the tram: "She had a hormonal failure - she became a feminist." (The conversation, as it turned out later, was about a sterilized cat)

In the coffin...
My wife says: You ignore me for a scandal.

We walk in the days: I take a wheelchair with my younger daughter, the eldest daughter takes a doll in the wheelchair, the son next to me cuts on a selfie.
I: Daughter, how is your doll? Not cold?
No, it is not cold. Is it cold in the wheelchair?
I: No, it is not cold
Son, a little thought: And my cat is not cold either!

The miracle:
I: Scandinavians thought women didn’t have a beard because they left.
The magic rope, along with the sounds of cat steps and fish voices.
The rope holds back Fafnir, a giant wolf who will devour the sun in Ragnarek.
And if the beards are back in fashion for women...
<...> Yes, and the last time I saw a cat, it drowned like an elephant.

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I don’t argue, the idea is great and generally explains a lot, but... *facepalm*
by FENRIER. The sun will eat the wolf, Fennir.
Fafnir, the dragon, was captured by Sigmund (Zigfrid). Not even in Scandinavia.
Turn the tails, strike the spies, and teach matchmaking.

And aren’t these gay people shaking their genital problems in front of everyone almost to show?
and
No, they are idiots. It happens among gay people.

to this:
..."lucky" to sneeze at the moment when the package of eggs was delivered. As a result of the "unlucky sneezing": all the eggs on the floor, clean them no time, hungry you run to work, and in the evening after work in the kitchen on the floor you are waiting for "ovaries": a dozen eggs, a flat layer of dry throughout the perimeter of the kitchen...
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that is, to roast and eat eggs there is a time, and to wipe out a piece of floor until everything has stretched and dried up - is it not time?

xxx: I stopped communicating with them for a long time - at all sessions I was exclusively in the role of a sponsor, tired of being used by everyone
YYY: You know, we in the university company had a guy who was called All Inputs, although he was a terrible boredom, ragged and was forever on the ground - just he always after drunkeness woke up before everyone and started cleaning up, a habit like that, instead of stunned. By the time everyone wakes up, the whole apartment/room in the shelter was shining. You say they use you.

Remember, dear ones: "constantiate" can only Constantine, the rest "constate"...

I ask the little (m): Will you play with me as heroes?
M: Yes, wow of course!
I: But you already know that the world is cruel? Heroes are played only by persons who have eaten manna meat.
M: Well no! Not so much I love them! Not at that price!

As always. I’m young, single and I can play 8v1. Where to write?

If you teach math with a naked girl, it turns out to be a very exciting activity.

If you read The Witch carefully, Jennifer was only ninety-four at the time of her death.

I am glad I have a wife with a sense of humor. Or with these modern smartphones correcting in the text of SMS "I am in the lab" the letter "l" to the letter "b" and before the divorce is not far away.

The 1st option.
Treat their disorder in special psychiatric hospitals of the closed type.
The 2nd option.
to destroy. Because they are the impasse branches of human individuals. Unable to fully reproduce offspring. In addition, they try to popularize this unnecessity by trying to impose on others that it is prestigious.

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They say that fascism has won. To destroy people is to write creatures. It is not in a psychiatric clinic.