I live in the village. I realized that I was sitting in the bathroom when the spider started wrapping my ass with a web.

Where the world goes...
Today in the bookstore saw the book "Survival Guide for EMO"

"We have one girl in the group, she loves to chew on everyone and talk so that no one makes noise. Most of the time I only hear her.

On one of the sites "26 interesting facts about the member":
6 is How to measure the circle of a member? We take a white thread, wrap a member with it along the trunk, then measure the resulting section with a school line.
7 is Knowing the circle of the member, it is easy to calculate its diameter and radius. The radius is half the diameter. So, if the diameter of your penis is 10 centimeters, then the radius will be 5.
If the diameter of your member is 10 cm...O_O

Orevoir is a fun French word, yes.
I am personally associated with the word tank.

YYY: I have too 😉

XXX: Here’s how you want to say goodbye in French, but with a slight blow of fuckingness, and you say, “Reservoir, mademoiselle.”

Tomorrow I will be a specialist and I will never do my specialty again!!! and :)

Commentary on the film "The House":
When the hospital is immersed in darkness - in the corridors the light is always burning, why does it go straight into the darkness?

One after another the girls begin to disappear - probably the fact is that they are banally discharged from the hospital home under the surveillance of the PND at the place of residence.

She hears strange terrifying sounds and understands that they are not alone here."- Alcoholic staff meetings are endless unfortunately.

My grandmother has just washed me off.
2: What are you doing again?? to
1: The columns I had turned on loudly were, and instead of the usual ass "Oh" there is a sound statement with the words "What is needed mortal", and after the next message she heard this sound me answers "Nih*I and the bow bag";

She... the worst profession is a gynecologist-consultant... So tell me, what should I answer to such a letter?? to

"How to give birth without problems at 13 years old?" Anna, 13 years old...

ZXC: I envy computers.
zxc: All your life: in diet, then in sleep.

In recent years, ammunition warehouses have often broken.
wsjk: This was a beautiful metaphor for the word "gandon"? and :)

This topic is obviously broken but:
1)Today 05.06.11 at 7:20 am I was awakened by a crack of a neighbor’s perforator... but okay, not the first time...
Now it is 11:55... the thunder continues... What!! Tell me what can be drilled in an apartment for 4h 35min?? to
3) The thrust is not over yet.
4) Since the doctor himself, I propose to introduce a ban on the sale of perforators without a certificate from a psychiatrist)))

My favorite one:
L - baby, let's see together "Breakfast at Tiffany"!!! to
I’m a fish, let’s go a little later, I’m busy now.
L (begins to cry) - Well, let's say, Lenka and I recently watched one cool comedy, in which a girl and a guy lived together and often watched "Breakfast at Tiffany!"
I am MMM, and then what happened to these girls and guys? They got married?
L - No, the guy was gay, and they both found boys!
I was ahead of something...

The supreme moral strength is the ability to reject gifts.

In the evening we return to the city from the house of friends.. through the car in front of the solitary BTR blows.
Not the point!! In front, on the post of GAI, as always, interpretation and clutter –
The "intelligents" of the GIBDD blocked one lane of movement by a shlagbaum, so that it would be more convenient to observe the torments of the inhabitants, seeking to pass this wreck faster.
It was up and the turn.. We observe.. From the rear gate of the armoured car falls a small man, not to understand in what shape, but - without weapons.. only the armor on the mouth is visible.. and only the thunderstorm passed and the rain is rare. I don't know what there was not arranged by the GAIShnik - whether the tech-talon is not in order, or the car without numbers, but he was very negatively moving his head in the fur. BTRs, it turns out, can jump, and before the jump even sit down.
Gai, simultaneously with this of his straw is drawn out of dozens of people with
They disarm and strictly fix the shift, but it’s not in this that one of the “attackers” opens the creatures of the shlagbaum, and the joyful people with hygiani and piccanie strive for a free track, the shuffle goes into the patrol car of the GIBDB and announces through the “matyugalnik”: “Attention to everyone!” Training at Blockpost! Please keep calm and continue!”
So I think – if in every city at every post to arrange such educational procedures – will the roads become more free?? to

Yandex issued 3 million results, and Google - 4 million 300 thousand. Any shit is better to search on Google.

by Eto:
And today I was excited by taking the hose out of the gasoline tank...
Give it to the first one!!! to

What is the car brand?

Kasuzame
I dropped and minus 2 kg yesterday.

Kasuzame
At first I was happy, but now it seems like it was a chest.

I would like to be one of those lucky astronauts who will fly to Mars. A total of 500 days to grasp the secrets of the universe among intelligent, psychologically compatible people. 500 days without perforators at 8:00 p.m., no nightly screams outside the window, no fucking news, no jehovists, no trade representatives, no pirates, no senses, no quotations and ratings, no fucking money, no fucking advertising, no fucking oil, no meaningless murders...
Weightlessness, music, light smoke... Mars 500 and Mars 500! Why not get in touch? Houston... Houston... Houston? Shit, you go to Houston!! to

xxx is. "If a man had given birth, he would have died of a painful shock"... read today in the specialmed edition.
YYYYY If a woman began to reason logically, she would have grown a member.