Anelyan: You need to make an announcement type"Attractive such a girl, with a great sense of humor, the soul of the company, with brains also lucky, responsible, moderate jealousy, surrounded by love and affection of an attractive and decent young man.I cook deliciously, I don’t want to get married"And all the men at your feet))
I can’t find normal shoes for a month, but you’re about men.
Sergey
From an interesting...
I saw a cat in my dream today.
Especially the cat. Who burned the fire.
And first he tried to burn me, and then we made friends and roasted a shale on his fire.
Why am I this... today, April 30th... May’s Close. The cup!
From the Hicks:
In a metric system, one milliliter of water takes up one cubic centimeter, weighs one gram, and requires the cost of one calorie of energy to heat up by one degree — which would be 1 percent of its freezing point to boiling point. The mass of hydrogen is equal to the mass of one mol of atoms in it.
While in the Imperial System the answer to the question, “How much energy will it take to boil a gallon of room temperature water?” will be “Go in %:No!” because you can’t directly match any of these values.
As my grandmother said, it is better to smell once intelligently than to send ten times maternally.
Beautiful and smart
Dinner with my wife at the cafe.
A little girl stood behind me.
Although it was curious, but for decency, I never looked around, so I don't even know how many girls there were and what they look like, but I heard their ringing, slightly drunken voices:
Don’t worry, Marina, you’ll find yourself a good man. For you my dear.
(The crystal bell)
- Good to tell you, you all have husbands, and I am the fourth year without a relationship. Even if you go out and scream, “Au guys, I’m here!”
If you sit on the pope straight, the man himself will not come to you and will not knock. I need to shake.
- Anya, it's good for you to say - "shut up", you have a Vitya, and by the way, why do you have a Vitya, and I have no Vitya? What is there in you that I do not have?
and ha ha! First, I am beautiful and smart.
Am I neither smart nor beautiful?
– That you, Marina, you are the most beautiful and the smartest of us.
I know. What is Important? One as a fool. How did you meet Vivian? Just on the street?
No, no of course. When I broke up with my ex, I probably sold my dad’s cars for two months: a BMW and a Gelendwagen.
Well, and what, and what?
- Well, what, one beautiful evening came by the announcement of Vitya: "Hello, you are Anna? “Do you sell Helendviggen?”
“Yes, I sell, go, he must stand on the other side of the house. My father parked him there.
We approached the car, Vitya walked around – “Well, not beaten or painted – it’s fine, now let’s start, let’s listen to the engine.”
I called my father, but his phone was unavailable. I say, “Sorry, Victor, but unfortunately the keys and documents are with my father, he has to be there minute by minute. Apparently, his phone was loosened. Let’s wait a little.”
“Well, okay, it’s not a question, just let’s go into the cafe, we’ll drink coffee, and we’ll see through the window, we’ll not go through when your father comes.”
So we sat down, got acquainted, then I called my mom to find out where my daddy was, and she told me that my daddy had flown to Bulgaria urgently and had mistakenly picked up all the documents and keys from Helik.
This is the story.
“Fast, fast, Anja, but where did your father get the seven BMWs and the Helentvagen, if he spent his entire life in the factory and his pension was lower than the plintus? You said yourself.
“Marina, I thought you were beautiful and smart, but it turns out you were just beautiful. I explain again, specifically for you: in our courtyard there was someone's BMW and someone's "Helik" here I gave an announcement of sale to meet Vitu.
Oh you, Anja and the hiccups...
I very much wanted to look around, to at least one eye look at the astute Anya, but I stumbled on the ridiculous look of my wife and didn’t do it...
The worst thing is not that we are grown up.
The adults we are now.
I was so well educated that after watching the movie "Teleport" I thought what I would do if I had such abilities...So, I would open an international delivery service and demand very good money for my work, in parallel - the rescue service. And time would be enough. Legal and profitable. While my friends shared their options:
They would rob banks.
I would go to all movie shows and closed parties.
They would eat what they wanted for free, and then just teleported from the toilet home.
and etc.
# education
Explain on the fingers where the copies are copied:
Here, scientists invented field transistors and made the first working device in 1966 some 49 years ago, and all patents have already ended and neither Intel nor AMD pays those scientists anything.
Here is Mickey. He’s 85 years old, but I can’t paint him and sell him to a neighbor without breaking the law.
Where is logic?
This
There is a dispute about which troops the centaurs could serve.
Jamato: What to discuss? If there was a separate rider on it - cavalry. If I did not, I was a infantry. If a haubice was attached to it - armored tanks.
Thank God, we got it done!
Let’s go to the griffons and manticors 😉
“And remember, daughter, the further into the woods, the more woods,” said the mother of the Red Hatch and blinked shamefully.
Nokia N1 Tablet Comes Outside China
What is so big?? to
In one company, a man offered me love and a star from the sky. I said 'you are married' And it turned out that yes, he is married, but not just two, and they all live together - he, two women and three children. And I was actually offered the luxurious and seductive place of my third wife. I refused.
And a year later learned that one of the wives went to work, after which the beautiful candidate for the sheikh they expelled, awarding alimony in half wages, and began to live in the fifth.
He was very surprised then.
I came with my husband to his grandmother and grandfather, he - to repair the crane, I - to entertain the elderly) Grandma pulled up a mountain of albums and began to tell the family story, I listened, but here is the disappointment - the albums were so dusty, that my allergy began to tear my eyes. And when at some touching moment I nodded loudly and almost diluted, so my eyes and nose itched. As a result of my grandmother, I am a favorite who has penetrated their family.
From Cinematic
Review: The Return of the Wizards: Alex vs. Alex
by Zipoturel:
This is not a movie, it is a nightmare. Suitable only for girls from 5 to 12 years old, the rest of the people (those seeking to keep their minds) do not recommend watching!
by Laura Nellini:
Why do you like girls between the ages of 5 and 12?
For an unknown reason, he began to get up early every morning, even if he was late to sleep, without any alarm, although he was a stubborn sova, began to lose weight, eat less, be less nervous, have more time. I had a conversation with my girlfriend.
D: How strange is it, is everything well, does nothing hurt?
Yes, all the norms
Q: You can go to the doctor if you...
I go to the doctor, what should I tell him?
D: Well, Doctor, please help me, I’ve started living right.
pinkrose: What does "backup of the base of cotton" mean?
pinkrose: Once accidentally deleted one tablet in the database and had to recover from the backup.
pinkrose: Now I often ask Sisadmin to make additional backups of the base. He still hates me, and today it exploded – he gave me an administrative password on the server so that I could "do my backup by myself".
Pinkrose: Asking him what it is is dangerous to life.
Pinkrose: There is some political nonsense in Yandex on this topic.
pinkrose: Can you explain what it is or where to read on this topic?
X-Cite: Could it be a batch? .bat is a file.
I helped my friend with the move, I go to the entrance with two suitcases. By the edge of the eye I notice: marginal, smoking, a gas pipe, this man rotates something on the pipe, covering the view with his back, PŠŠŠŠŠŠŠŠŠŠŠŠŠŠŠŠ!!! I just had time to grieve at how stupid it was to work almost until the weekend and die as this saboteur leaves the pipe with an open glass bottle of beer.
You can be a high-level professional, a strict manager, a responsible person in several high-budget projects... But who cares if your pregnancy is already noticeable?
and :(
xxx: this is not a terrible scarring, it is a trace of the cat's scare x)
What is so sad?
The child did not break the morning.
and??? to
The teacher told the parents to wear masks.
and what? They are in every pharmacy.
They were all so smart! I am alone, like a fool: in a crocodile mask!