You are strange people. Argumenting strangely
I know idiots with children - I will not have children!
And I know the detonation haters of demons – that means all good people are obliged to want children.

This story was told to me by my father. He studied in the city for a driver. Once standing on a shift with fellow members, they noticed a girl, very gentle, with a good figure, but with one disadvantage - the legs were slightly curved. Just a little. A friend decided to take her over. She screams:

A girl and a girl! Where were you when God gave you feet?

The girl, assessing his cavalry legs, replies:

- Yes, where you are, but only at my feet before!

The friendly man did not wait. The man immediately turned red and went off. A slightly curly, but intelligent girl went on her way.

>> and now it’s still now that the television has its old. How to remove it now is unclear - it has already been removed from the community :((
> and I told you - a third-caliber breastplate made to fool you and for a month will not be enough.

Not so stupid. Rapidly realized that one prostitution will not make a living, you need to connect pressure, blackmail and extortion. “If you don’t get married and don’t endure her growing fuck all your life, providing her royal cravings in the sweat of the face in exchange for whispers, scandals and sex twice a year, then we’re here for you!”“No, right, vanilla, you don’t mind doing this shit? This is another biological subspecies, something like the ancestors of the sacculin. The male is a guppy, the female is a sucker. Parasitize on Homo sapiens, try to pump out money, and reproduce with each other - all signs of the beginning of the department of the subspecies. If belonging to Homo sapiens is not so important to you - confess it honestly, you can buy a doll with yours or have a faithful dog at the grave of life. At least it would be fair.

Of course, children are free labor...I remember as a happiness: prepare dinner, clean the carpet (with a brush, by hand) wash the floor, go to the store for 5 quarters, bring two bags of products, smooth out the bedding and clean up the sanitary"...I am 50 years old, and I still remember how my mom smashed me, that she lost all her strength on me"...And a friend recently spoke that with two children, 5 and 7 classmates, the wife at home is not needed, the children will get rid of and prepare to eat...And farmers generally SO REALLY love children, ready to take any sick, and as much as they want, work and every one will be found...

What is the difference between temporary and temporary pay?
Time is when you try to make money, and time is when they try to make money on you.

>>> > As well as culture - traditions, customs. And even the native language - if not vaccinated, then in the VK will be written "search" and "peoples cheap".

Oh yeah! As if it is not written now, despite all "vaccines"! After seeing the properly written commentary, I sometimes do not believe my own eyes, so rarely it is now. Well, what there is VC, in business correspondence at work, it happens every day that the eyes start to get sick.

From yesterday’s phone conversation.

“We are a small, unknown company that is unclear what it is doing and we need a SMM specialist. The salary in Moscow will be as if you are still working in the region as a trainee, the first month will be only training, what we are still doing, according to the results of which we will choose the best of the applicants, and we will take it. No, of course, this month is not paid.”



All I could say was, “Happy luck.”

with two children, 5th and 7th grade students, the wife is not needed at home, the children will clean up and prepare to eat

The kids are noisy.
No one is needed to secure the home at all.
My ex-husband lives - a robot vacuum cleaner, washing machine, washing machine. The clothes he wears are virtually unnecessary. Nearby somewhere he goes to a decent dining factory for funny money, in the cooking shop he buys ready food home. There are no plates in the apartment at all - a microwave, coffee maker and electric tea. Cabinets in the walls. There is no table in the room, a couch, a chair and a telephone. Noot in the chair lives, or under the couch - dust to wash from nowhere. Even washing the windows twice a year, aunt goes to him for a penny. And you know, he is pleasant and pleasant. And he is happy!
And a glass of water is not concerned - it makes sense to shut down all your life on events of doubtful probability.

New movie power rangers
A: What is happening to this world?
AAA: Blockbuster will be released soon?
Criminal drama - a quiet night of baby?
I want a thriller about SpongeBob.
aaa: ahahahaha, I presented a screenshot – with a sinister voice with a swing on the background – this summer...they’ll know...who lives on the bottom of the ocean...this dУУУУУУМ!!!! to
AAA: AAA now I want it!

I am an anesthetic nurse of the highest qualification category. I’m not afraid of AIDS, blood, bleeding, bleeding with blood, bombs and knives running out of patients, I’m not even afraid of the primate.

But today I will have a diagnostic surgery under anesthesia. How scary I am!

My girlfriend wore a police uniform and said I was arrested for being very good in bed.



Two minutes later, she said she would withdraw her charges because of the lack of evidence.

The Russian Post has done a convenient thing - the notification for receiving the package can now be filled in and printed directly on the site. But pleases the inscription below it, beginning with the words "If you have not accepted this form in the department, send SMS...". All of our mail in one phrase.

The guy from history "Same, fool, blame", you are a great guy! And that without any irony. I took care of a very elderly mother-in-law (fortunately able to move around the apartment), I understand how difficult it is. The main thing here is not physical care, but attention. I came to her 3-4 times a week (to prepare, buy, help with laundry and cleaning), I spoke on the phone every day. When I had a week's break in nursing (daughter and baby just got out of the nursery), it just started - the grandmother went down (to the bedroom), lost all the skills of steadfastness... A month I danced around her, had fun, pulled to the previous level, and understood why I do all this - walking grandmother is much better than lying! As long as she walks, she lives. You should try something to captivate her (crosswords, series, flowers on the window or in the garden, walking or talking on the phone with friends). Good luck to you!

What can be said

I will simply remind you of such forgotten moments as the need for the survival of the biological species and the domination of public interests over personal ones.
Who can say anything? )

There is no such interest in Dawkins. And yes, the group selection is not he alone denies. And I can also say that it is in the public interest to avoid the overpopulation of the Earth, because of which people are awakening mechanisms responsible for homosexuality, aggression and refusal to give birth (educate) children.

If you take life as it is, you can sleep.

The wolf will come and bite.

Many probably saw in the Moscow Zoo a wolf who, along with the wolf, lived in an open volley, separated from visitors by a concrete roof and a wall of four meters high. The high wall was on the side of the wolves, and on the side of the visitors - approximately along the belt.
Wolves there are most likely steppe, small, less shepherd, with narrow breasts. And when they are lining in the spring and the wool hangs in pieces - generally miserable houses. Nothing compared to the polar wolves I met in the tundra. Those of the size of a northern deer, weighing 80 kilograms and growing up to a meter in a hole. The cuts are bigger than my boxer’s cuts.
My daughter and I came to the zoo in the spring, passed by the wolves (voiced, “Look, daughter, this is a wolf!” He said, “What a wolf! A sheep and go on. After a few minutes, they turned to the screams and returned to the wolf with the wolves.
A half-drunk company of several boys and a couple of girls who stood there before it shouted. Two of them held a boy whose leg hanged in a volley, the others shouted and tried to drive the wolf away.
The guy before this decided to show his young man to the girls and pushed his foot into the volley, to irritate the wolf. He was dressed in fashionable at the time in narrow circles of boots-cossacks, with a sharp nose and a high heels.
Here on this heels, pressing it in the hips, and hanging a wolf, humbly bending his legs on his chest, like a rabbit in the morning.
The guy was already sober like a glass and pale like a sparrow frog. He could not even move the leg, which hanged from half a hundred kilograms of living weight, and just whispered something to the companions, probably, hold stronger, brothers! The prospect of being in volley alone with the wolf, whom he just haunted, like a saucer, he did not like at all.
The girls whispered, the wolf continued to hang modestly, and behind this picture with interest, bowing his head, a wolf watched from the side.
A few minutes later, a police officer rushed to the screams and, having assessed the situation, began to tick the wolf in his mouth with a rubber bowl. Tom did not like it, he dropped his heels and gently landed on the bottom of the roof. He went up to the wolf and they lay in the sun for a couple, watching the surroundings. Harmless dogs on vacation.
I still regret not having seen the wolf jump when a drunk fool decided to push his foot in his unwashed shoes to his home. Tom had to fly five or six meters in the air and catch his heels in the summer.
After that, wires were stretched over the volley and electricity was released.
Many probably think that this is to protect people from evil wolves. But I know that it is the protection of wolves from fools.

Mother of Siberia (c)

Dear Father Christmas! I asked you last year for a pink Bentley, but my wish was never fulfilled.
With respect, Pamela Anderson.
“Dear Pamela Anderson, thank you for not fulfilling Rustam’s wish from Dagestan.
With respect, Santa Claus.”

In the Rostov region passed by a field on which dry grass began to burn.
I called 112, explained where and what I saw.
The girl said something like - not you are burning, not your problems.
I answer – Okay, the stitch will burn up, there will be your problems, and I warned you.
The girl from 112 asks (anxiously) - What is the big field?
I say: O wiennoe
The girl is leaving, thank you for the information.

Moral... yes, he knows what morality is here, they change clothes when they remember responsibility, apparently this is the morality here...

I don’t understand why people climb in the doorstep for baptism. Humans are 80% water, and at midnight they automatically become 80% sanctified.
From the morning, the bags under the eyes were washed and the norm, consecrated at 100%.

XHH: About how differently you can describe the same news.
Komsomolskaya truth accurately wrote: "An airplane headed to Vietnam made a forced landing in Krasnoyarsk due to the clogging of toilets." Correct and understandable.
And the Federal News Agency, abbreviated as FAN (which is already hinting), described it as a ‘fecal-bite passenger Boeing from Perm’s emergency seat in Krasnoyarsk. It seems the same, but not exactly =)

WOW: There is an old-old fighting of Soviet times about how our representative competed in running with the representative of America. There are many options, and the characters are constantly changing (Brezhev and Bush, Gorbachev and Reagan, etc.).), but the essence remained one: there are competitions in running, only two participants - our and their. They ran first, we ran second. Their newspapers report that they took the first place, our second. Our newspapers write that our took the prize place, and they generally resorted to the last. Both are formally right. Do not read newspapers at lunch. Do not read any.