The appearance of the buttocks (secondary roots) turned out to be the most important stage in the evolution of life on Earth comparable to the birth of single-cell and later multi-cell. The primary roots (such as the freshwater hydra) had a hole with a single hole that performed the functions of the mouth and buttocks. Because of this design, the percentage of nutrient absorption to exclude self-poisoning was extremely low. Immediately after the appearance of the second hole (probably on the side, as in a rubber oak) there was a differentiation of the functions of these holes. One is mouth, the other is ass. And thus, long before Ford, Mother Nature created the first conveyor that allowed to significantly increase the percentage of food absorption. The persons who found the ass were the first to get free time from the production of food, and after giving in to the mystery of the association, they quickly displaced the spoiled fellow tribes. An equally important consequence of the coming into the world of the existing ass was, in addition to the osymmetry of the bodies of the secondary roots, the formation along the primitive tract of food absorption of the hordes, the front of which became the brain. Since then, all the most important organs of any secondary roots have developed in the circumstances of the mouth and buttocks - the hands in order to grab the proviant to the mouth, the legs in order to reach it, the penis in order to attach to the female. Some individuals obtained an external skeleton - so the tanks appeared, the rest of the internal - became special forces, in the fleet and aviation were recruited individuals with both external and internal skeleton. and Amen.

Thro the week, they called her brother-in-law, specifically ripped and curled before her,
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Do not confuse equality with ignorance.
If you are in a man’s company at work (!) Perch and crack in front of each other - it is very sad in itself.

A girl is late and she asks a guy.
XXX: Why are you not afraid? Becoming a father?

YYY : No! I love the kids!The more I will have children not from anyone but from you!
And I’ve almost come to mind that I’ll have to spend the rest of my life with you. So everything is OK!)

Conversation between the two secretaries:
Why the PDF format? JPG is better.
Don’t ask me what I don’t know how to answer. How
It went into the scanner, and then as it splashed out, it remained.

About the arrest of the "pirate" in England.
xxx: In England, the police are almost unlawful, he will still have nothing
Yyy: This is not called “nearly lawless police,” but “personal inviolability.”

asayev idris→SVN
@It remains to find out what the RPC has to do with Christ@.
Most importantly, the Christians!

Mordor will not ask, the brick will not fly.

My husband and I witnessed an act that not everyone will decide on. The situation is terribly banal. A pedestrian crossing near Lazurny. Three series of cars. A woman in a wheelchair crosses the road to Lazurny. The extreme left stopped missing. On average, the car "Toyota" stopped, silver, state meter - I don't remember the letters, the numbers 520. A woman in a wheelchair in the middle of the road. And in the far right row "fly" low-low cotton on the car...
So the driver of "Toyota", seeing all this, just sharply turns the steering wheel to the right, fencing the road, thereby covering the woman with his car. The flight miraculously slowed. So then I thought for a long time: could I do that or not? You can’t imagine how many drivers then signaled this 520 with their thumb raised up! I think this is an act! After that I realized that we haven’t lost everything yet, there are more people, people!! to

As my grandmother said:
It’s good to know everything, but don’t let God do everything yourself.

Hobbita: Let’s meet you in real? and intimate?
AndyDoing1987: My mother... whoever to tell later, will not believe.
The Hobbit: The Meaning!? to
andyDoing: introduced how I will tell my friends: "I fuck the fat hobbit"...

This and the previous ones.
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The court is twenty-eighth, for the sale of a bottle of beer to a huge unbrushed cocktail - the child turned out to be a minor, a police officer was in line in the state and was waiting on the street. And the girl, my partner, did not hold such money, which will be demanded from her in court, being born again in her hands... so we, the sellers, are not stupid and not harmful! We want to feed our children, not pay excessive fines.
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For re-selling alcohol within 180 days - criminal liability. The seller who sold it. Selling alcohol or cigarettes without a passport, the seller plays Russian roulette. Now such a young man gets that you figure out 17 to him or 30. If you want to smoke, bring your passport with you. All claims are not against the seller, but against the state. And the seller is definitely not to blame that you want to smoke, and the passport is not.

“Mommy, who is this strange uncle in the stretched sweater?
Closer and quieter! It is a mafia, it distributes unlicensed software and movies on torrents.

The priest, who came to a small village, asked the boy how to get to the church, where he would read a sermon in the evening.
After the boy showed him the way, the priest said:
Come here tonight and bring all your friends.
Why Why? The boy asked.
“Because I will tell you how to get to heaven,” the priest replied.
You are joking! The boy laughed. You didn’t even know how to go to church.
The boy was called Albert Einstein.

We are all categorically in favour of privileges for the elected people, but only one is the right to go to heaven without a line.

I want to be a slave owner so that the slaves can work for me.
YYY: They landed...
xxx for what?
Yyy: for slave possession, it is criminal liability
I will open the IP!

XX: My colleagues are just crazed. A month ago, I quarreled with them about the tea bar: no matter how you go into the kitchen, the tea bar is empty. I said, I drank the teaspoon - pour it again. After a month, they adjusted to leave exactly one cup in the tea bar. I still have to swallow.

Why can't there be a gun in the house of a Jew?
Could he only have a rifle?

All night in her dream she escaped from a jelly-shaped, changing shape monster. In the morning, the daughter forced her to play with her in plasticine.

ZZZ The Ministry of Health of the Russian Federation is currently working on a bill on the donation of organs, parts of human organs and their transplantation (transplantation), which introduces the concept of will to become a donor. ...
But who will decide that the patient is "preferably alive (dead)" is not specified in this document. Take care of your spare parts.

YYY and what to take care of. Alcohol and tobacco do their job. Therefore, transplants will not be given alive.

XXX is similar. Are they fed my cirrhosis liver, procured lungs, beer-trained kidneys and weakened heart muscle? Let the athletes be happy :)

vvm
This is because of the massive broadband internet:
There were 5 million connections in 2006 and 11 million in 2007. What happens to us in 2010? The number of broadband connections reached 29 million households, what happened to the Russian movie rental this year? We have received 15.4%, that is, since 2010 the cinema has

And he’s right, Mikhalkov and the connectors in the opera. Previously, phone calls were ordered. Telegraphs were sent. Letters were written. The newspapers. Now what is happening.

Locky
Send these contacts to OPP! Killed at the root of the jam business, falls!!by 11111