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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №82025
 26.05.2013
If religion is an opium, then television is an opium.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №82024
 26.05.2013
The expression WRITING WRITING had different meanings in the 20th and 21st centuries.)))

The story itself directly.

I went to a company selling food. The company is a representative of many brands. Buying is profitable and pleasant. Enormous warehouses along the perimeter of a large car site, above one of the warehouses on the second floor of the office. Dozens of managers. All have computers, flat monitors, fashionable printers-scanners. The manager quickly accepted my order and said:
- Now apply for the warehouse skin and you can go down to pick up.
I think that’s progress. Here in the computer everything was picked up, the order was accepted, and the computer was opened in the warehouse, everything was read online and the goods were released. The Progress.
My wife printed my application. Turn the paper with a tube. A rubber for money. He approaches the window and cries:
Aunt of Paradise. I drop your application. Give the man an order.

Here is this. Applications are submitted.) You say to write a letter.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №82023
 26.05.2013
Three people in the hall who knew Morse’s alphabet went crazy at a concert.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №82022
 26.05.2013
This is:

" Here is the real recursion:

At the Cannes Film Festival, stolen collar worth two million euros

The robbery occurred at a time when viewers were watching Sofia Coppola’s new film, the main characters of which carry valuables from celebrity homes while they entertain at events like the Cannes Film Festival.

A fool what? Recursion is a function that causes itself. And the above case is a classic example of irony.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №82021
 26.05.2013
From the phone discussion:
X: Can you tell me how you set up the internet? I go to the internet, take off rubles 5-6, or even more. This was not the case with the previous phone.
y: Go to settings and place the box opposite "do not take 5-6 rubles".and :)

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №82020
 26.05.2013
Here is :

xxx: Why has nobody signed up yet, for whom, crazy, the exclusive series of Mercedes AMG is advertised on the first channel?

And I am concerned with another question from this same series: are they showing gasprom advertising? No, right, this is the monopoly, and even the state, blasphemed it to advertise it? And the second question – how many babies have they stunned at this event?)))

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №82019
 26.05.2013
Make a dating service here.
Tagged with "Spirit "

[ + 26 - ] [10 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №82018
 26.05.2013
Well, when everybody boasts... you endured it!

I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, I’m engaged in historical reconstruction, Rusboom, I ride 30 km a day on a wheel, I have a black cat (uncastrified, only 4 kg!!!I don’t let my neighbors sleep with a Bulgarian and a perforator, for the soul I pail, I program, I burn on a tree, I photograph, I write prose and a little poetry, I read in the same proportion, I know how to cook and repair the sanitary equipment, I paste the plaster forms for castes, a thin beauty 185 cm, 80 kg, I don’t communicate with girls, I avoid homosexuals.

In my personal life.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №82017
 26.05.2013
Or do you sincerely believe that democracy is when people have lots of freedoms and everyone can do what they want? I have to disappoint you. Democracy is the power of the majority. This is when if you are one and ten against you, then you will be forced to do as the ten said. Even if you absolutely know that they are idiots and you have the right to do differently.
For the fullness of the picture, it remains only to add that the majority of people are idiots. And a good half of the stories from this site is a clear confirmation of that.
...
Tell it to the French Nepidorastes.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №82016
 26.05.2013
and Vladivostok.
I stand in front of the community.

There comes a lady, and behind her is a wandering dog.
The lady begins to whisper:"That’s a pity!All the way she followed me!Please let me go nowhere and not escape, I’ll go into the room and bring her food!"

Nothing to do, we wait, we watch the dog.
The lady returns, handing her a cottage on a plate (or a sausage, I don’t remember).
The dog smells the meal and turns away, clearly refusing.
Lady:"Well you eat...well you sing...JRYY SUUKA!!!and "

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №82015
 26.05.2013
On REN TV, the editors are burning.Two plots of Sasha Gray with Lada-Kalina (on Thursday and Saturday) were titled "Sasha went on the highway" and "Sasha went on the road".

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №82014
 26.05.2013
I met two Andrews.
The first is employed, the second is employed.
1st by Andrei.
2nd The same shit!
p.s Everything under the table.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №82013
 26.05.2013
You need more tea.
We need to build a samurai!
zzz: Life for Lee'mona!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №82012
 26.05.2013
Pidorasses announced a gay parade in Kiev and... did not come to it! And the pythons.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №82011
 26.05.2013
The website of Vladivostok.

I give it for free!! Package of yellow colour. Also in addition, I will give a small white package to store a package for bags. + BONUS package package package package package package package package package package package package package package package package package package.
All is free!
The package is in good condition, regularly washed and dried on the battery.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №82010
 26.05.2013
xxx: brought a laptop to repair - user Hitler - rolled the maximum price above the price

XXX is not a fuck.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №82009
 26.05.2013
The news:
In the protostelar clouds of the molecular cloud of Taurus, ethyl alcohol has been found.
The comments:
– Oh! And we just experienced one discussion about the fact that humanity has no motivation to advance into the Far Space!
Mother Nature takes care of her children.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №82008
 26.05.2013
What do you know about technicians? The parents of kittens are running - "millisiverts" ;)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №82007
 26.05.2013
In general, rural weddings are the best thing that humanity has invented in all history. They usually make a tent in the yard. But especially advanced bridesmaids remove a collective dining room or club.
On the day of the holiday, the whole village is divided into two halves - those who were invited and those who were not considered necessary.
The second half jealously rotates around the first, squeezes into the bushes, looks through the windows and wants to pull a bottle or two from the table. After that, the dances begin - there is no more than a disco in the world. And of course a fight.
After that, everyone smokes, smokes, interrogates, who has not yet fucked the witness (a sign of happiness), and then runs to the shore without cowards to ride cows.

Come to the country wedding, gentlemen! It is wonderful.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №82006
 25.05.2013
I repent, I sinned, did not make meals in the genre style from the originals, but bought ready-made cocktails. I read the description and find the beautiful one:
"The method of preparation:
Prepare for preparation"

Buying for money, cooking until you are ready and eating until you are full is simple.

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