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[ + 5 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76737
 31.01.2013
NOK (30.01.13 22:31:46):
She is so beautiful that I want to end up inside, not thinking about the consequences at all!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №76736
 31.01.2013
xxx: wow, Yura found you on the page coupons for free brains, printed them, and distributes to the office

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №76735
 31.01.2013

Please do not overwhelm our e-box with information junk-your cheap manucks ' type of your letter.Well you will not be able to teach us anything,I assure you, because of the lack of understanding of the problem about which you want to say something.This can be seen by that "lashes",which you are trying to hang out,to which you are trying to count us.In a big secret I will tell you, that currently in the conditions of the recession of the world economy,when the growth of the Russian economy has stabilized at the level of 3.5 percent per year, and the inflation is not more than 7 percent, the maximum profit in the minimum time practically in no normal market segment you will not get.To get a significant profit in these conditions only corrupt schemes work effectively. Judging by the reasons for which you are attracting people to Saratov, you can conclude that you are offering to just drink vodka in Saratov while listening to the information noise on Okolovskaya topics.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №76734
 31.01.2013
From Zello (Internet Ration)
Are you he or he?? to
WOW: I’ll look at it.
(A certain time has passed)
With the same voice, he...

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №76733
 31.01.2013
From Two:

Good guys are not rejected.
YYY: LOL is still refusing. I know from the example of my younger sister.
Zzz: Did your younger sister refuse you?

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №76732
 31.01.2013
It was so overwhelmed that no one knew who was sleeping with whom.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №76731
 31.01.2013
About Vine
Xxx: Six Seconds of Porn? I wonder what the target audience is.

yyy: obviously motorcycles - 2 tacks and injection

[ + 19 - ] [8 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76730
 31.01.2013
Andrew, what’s new to you?
Bobba: Hi..Yesterday I was doing sex with Christina, well, she's barbed (I even felt a couple of times that she was asleep... And yesterday I was doing, and... He is screaming! I think about myself – finally that! And what do you think?? Oral oral, it turned out she had a nightmare (((

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №76729
 31.01.2013
In our courtyard, the grandmother feeds the pigeons - a huge herd comes to feed.
Likewise, heart patients, feed cats and cats under the car.
My neighbor is terribly stressed, because the animals, as they eat, collapse immediately.
He soaked a white baton with a valerian and crushed the pigeons.
Waiting for a link, who?

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76728
 31.01.2013
DarksideR: the most adhesive buttons type "leave a comment" I saw recently on some left site

Darksider: the caroch there is first written "leave the stone", it is in the field to fill in, and then just an achiren button to send "the stone"-"Fill out")))

Q: Did you get a stone?and :)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №76727
 31.01.2013
XXX when?
YYY: soon
XXX: and more precisely?
YYY: in February
XXX: Soon it will be!
Your memory buffer is cleared quickly.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №76726
 31.01.2013
[8:04:07 PM] igor2048div2: And what is Shmarin (a wonderful geometry teacher) scaring you?
[8:04:30 PM] Elia: He is often stolen from behind. He asks strange questions.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №76725
 31.01.2013
In the early 20th century, according to police, a Negro committed suicide five times by shooting himself in the back.
Russia in the early 21st century - according to the police, a Russian committed suicide five times by hitting himself with a knife in the heart.

The case of Cochrane...

[ + 28 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76724
 31.01.2013
Google is falling into trouble.
When he emphasized the word "profнастил" to me, I was not surprised, yet the slang.
But then he stressed "for", proposing to correct the shit.
Is this a special option for the Russians?
"Do you remember how to struggle matto correctly? We will help you! Google Orphography – always one step ahead!"

[ + 26 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №76723
 31.01.2013
I sit behind the compass. next to me in the direction of the kitchen steals the favorite, quietly singing under my nose "meat, meat, meat, my favorite meat". Interested to see what happens next. I go out into the kitchen and observe the following picture: in one hand of the catlet, wrapped in a piece of doctor's sausage, and in the other piece of raw sausage, the size of which the catlet would be jealous. And all this is absorbed by my favorite in order of order: cottage, sausage, sausage, sausage... here her gaze rises to me and with the phrase “fired!” I need to get rid of her from the scene of the crime" she bites me by the side and plunges into the room. And I’m standing up and thinking, what if the sausage would bring it back?! to

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №76722
 31.01.2013
You are a free person, you can do whatever you want, but anything can happen to you. NNN

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №76721
 31.01.2013
In the morning, the office, I drink coffee, I try to cut off my working mood from the remains of sleep.
A message from a colleague:
You see me?
I turn around, look at him and, swirling in confusion, extend:
Oh yeah, yeah... ( and! )
It is Balda! Do you see me offline?! to

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №76720
 31.01.2013
This is a complex of inferiority, fucking!
Filmed at work for collage employees. You go to a man, you have to go to sleep. One question: "Smile or will it go?"Show the photo - how? "Yes okay, ch, it will go..."
The girls are horrible. First: "Ah, I am untouched, unpainted, not sleeping out!"Then a bunch of photos, none like it. "Remove it all immediately!" Then cuddling. Then discussion with friends. Then again "remove"...
Dumbed all with them. I say "What about you?and "
Oh, if I tell you how you look, we will not tell you! We want to look great!
And then I cracked the nonsense: "If a girl looks great in life, she will look great in the photos. And if she is scary, then no photographer will help her."
I mean, I mean, the first part. They are beautiful and you don’t have to shrink. Damn a compliment.
For some reason, they only perceived the second part. and Exceptionally.
After six months with me only business tone and only on the job talked... =)

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №76719
 31.01.2013
and survived! A month on the internet costs less than an hour for a prostitute.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №76718
 31.01.2013
Comment from YouTube:

"Ladies and gentlemen, help me with my advice.

I really want to become a deputy and impunely steal/kill and carry goats, well, and think about the well-being of Russians, of course.

But when I think of little boys’ asses, I don’t get up!! to

Is it not my destiny to be a member now?"

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