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Shurupchik: See, the child on the question of where I appeared must either say the truth and corrupt it, or lie to him, and feel like a scapegoat speaking to children.
“Well, put yourself on a bed with cabbage and tell the truth, cha.
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To me, on the quite natural question “where did I come from?” the father told a remarkable story from the course of biology about the fertilization of a female egg by a male sperm, the process of division, etc. The question of where they came from and how they met did not arise, because this was quite enough) overall: I answered the pure truth, never corrupting it) and the next day, already in the kindergarten, I gave a lecture on this topic)

The dialogue at the Ikea box, as always about:

Treasurer: Good day, yes, you have one blidrian, three psouns, two small tents, a crisbanor, saw a kitchen, a floor brewer and xirment for the bedroom...

Please, Dear Brother, scroll down the bottom of the page as a button to the top.

I read about Ramstein. Their current leader - Til Lindemann - in his youth lived on a farm, worked as a carpenter, plowed baskets. He was summoned to the group as a vocalist precisely because he was heard singing when he wrapped baskets... in a punk-rock indie group...

He lively imagined this: Til sits by the straw on a tabouret, wraps a basket and sings one of his songs. And in the corners of the courtyard, cuddling pigs climb, cows in a semi-conscious state give the milk already boiled, and the whole courtyard is overwhelmed by agonizing chickens. This is an idyllic rural pastoral.

On 4pda news about the sliding smartphone LG G flex, the first comments :
The skiing, the skiing...

FR: In the bottom created a website that accepts suggestions for improvement of the city. It looks like an ordinary card on which you stick a label and make a proposal (a type, a label on the Kremlin and a proposal - to remove a nail). Namedly, a label appeared on the subway bridge with the proposal: "Here to make the bridge payable - say 20p. This should encourage drivers to move from private transport to public transport. After an hour and a half, a new label appeared next to a couple of millimeters from the subway bridge with the proposal: "Here to drown who offered a paid ride on the subway bridge."

Our Physics Teacher:
Whoever does not decide on the task of the tank, he will be a tankist!

Khm...
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According to British scientists, the end of the world will occur on February 22 next year. Scientists studying the ancient legends of the Vikings calculated that the end of the world – Ragnarek will happen in 98 days. According to legend, the end of the world will be preceded by a number of signs, including three cold winters.
and----
judging by the fact that we in Siberia in mid-November still +4 heat, Russia in Ragnarok does not participate

This is all, of course, very fun, but this is when one guy with whom I had to cooperate on duty of service (and he himself was from the village) said, "Goodwell to help you!" I then caught the stupor for a long time and was embarrassed to say what the UN meant, so as not to feel out of date.
But I had to see my face when after a clock I got what for "google" :)

If you were a candy, what kind of candy would you be?
Tagged: mustard
Kkk: Why is it?? to
NN: Not to eat

In the morning bus:
Whoever enters for the trip we pay! Travelling for everyone? What if I check?! to

Yesterday I drove home and went into advertising for a long time, unable to understand what an unprecedented song. the compound of muton nutria and what it really needs, then it only came out that it is a fur store advertisement.

I grew my breasts by 2 in size in a week, and my penis by 5 cm. You are not? It is strange.
[ (as) ]

XX: By what criteria did you understand this so reasonably?
YYY: Please don’t put any more heels.

From a conversation between two of my friends (one recently had a daughter):
When your daughter is 16, I will be 36. Enchanting and tempting...
You are a fucker.

How is life like yours?
Yyy: I work everything, there is no time, sex for an ambulance.

Will you be a piece of cake?
I have already been!

Honestly speaking, she is an example of innocence!
HH: What is her name? Camilla is awkward! How did she reduce the login? The Kamshot!
xxx: She said that she heard this "funny" word somewhere and decided that she was perfectly suited as a nick.

A lot of girls on the motto say they love New York. In the meantime, it is Zaporizhia.

The holder of the title of "the strongest man on the planet" Vasily Virastyuk, accidentally unleashed a rally in support of the rights of sex-minorities, organized by the "Blue Partisans" in Lviv.

According to eyewitnesses, the Ukrainian strongman appeared unknown from where and with a very evil expression of the face, demonstratively waving his hands, headed to the people who gathered. Noting this, the protesters fled to different directions, throwing posters and symbols.
"It is unthinkable!" - the head of the organization "Blue Partisans" is outraged
"They are gay "I had a bad day, I was very irritated, because I had a tooth pain, and I almost just ran to my dentist, whose office is on the very prospect of Liberty - to tolerate this pain was not able. The protesters? No, I did not see. I say, very in a hurry, and only had time to notice how some crowd of people very quickly and loudly fled in different directions.