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So what did you say, 248 with diplomas? How many of them have education?

But the boys don't spit on anyone, everyone from the army did not cut, studied diligently and went to graduate school. And 217 instead of 248 of them because 21 treated the question responsibly and honestly said: "I will not go to study for the sake of the cork, I better serve in tractorists, why take another place?"

xxx: When we are told that we are only reconstructing the higher society, I will answer, before reconstructing the lady from the higher society, I had to reconstruct a whole herd of maids, which are to sew and sew all this.

At least borrowed. Why is it impossible to earn money while working in our country? Why all the money from some scammers, scammers, speculators and their friends, and an honest man with honest work can not earn neither on a villa by the sea, neither on a helicopter, not even on a small shopping center, not even on a shit apartment? You are angry, fucking.

Denis: Do you think meat in the oven can be baked on paper?
No, not on the notebook, but on the heatproof, you know.
vamp: pergament is also called
Denis: exactly, pergament, in it even Egyptian cats were baked
Vamp: lol, that is, they specially pulled the hairless out so that they’t tickle every time.

There is a little like this to doctors - men's doctors calmly only in dentistry, but with doctors it is understandable, dress up and discuss the work of the intestines before the opposite sex is unpleasant.

That always annoyed me. You come to the doctor, you are prescribed a uzi, and you can go through it right now, but the doctor pulls: "Only there is a man now...", "Well, I have to come to the study again and not go to the diagnosis, which is considered the best specialist in the clinic, only because he has a long organ that has nothing to do with the matter? Am I here to be treated or to show everyone what kind of a girl I am?

No need for football.

When I was a child (the 80s), I was a passionate fan, and now too, just less free time.
When I came to my grandfather in the summer, he always told me I was doing nonsense. And I cited the example of some monologue of Raikin, I don't remember exactly, but something like "22 fools in cowards run for one ball, but send them all to the factory or to the village, and force them to work..." One day I didn't stand and asked, but why Arkady Raikin, instead of speaking from the scene with an opposite voice, would not go to work at the factory, and at the same time Valentina Tolkova (his favorite singer) would not go to the fabric?
My grandfather was very upset and didn’t talk to me until the end of the vacation.

ahaha, so the men and live in the house, as in the shelter, sweat past the toilet and do not wipe the walls, do not wash the scissor from the dishwasher, they do not care about the current cranes, the crumbling patch, cats ripped wallpapers... fear that if you do repair - they will be put out!! to
Just today asked how the affairs on the personal front of the acquaintance - grit, expelled! I asked to put a pen on the door of the closet. I said " well, you can see". The furniture. She swallowed, she swallowed, and she drove him out. It is a pity men! Do not do it, they will be expelled anyway.

<Ivan> Akenet week has started. It’s not Monday, it’s AAAAD! I’m so angry that it seems like I’m about to turn into a fierce horned creature and crush everybody. I’ll go and drink, maybe.
<Alena> Don’t drink, Ivanushka...

We can earn. Not to work, but to smell! And it is desirable not to have addicts on the neck. I have a friend-doctor, no husband, no children, she walks like a wolf, with 8 at the reception, runs through areas up to 22, closes three areas. In 5 years I bought an apartment. Another thing is that for her rest is stupid to lie down. No cars, overseas, no entertainment, no updates, gadgets, shoes. Do you think about killing yourself or working relaxedly whileining health and interest in life?

Just today asked how the affairs on the personal front of the acquaintance - grit, expelled! I asked to put a pen on the door of the closet. I said " well, you can see". The furniture. She swallowed, she swallowed, and she drove him out.

One of my friends is a cook. Home cooking refuses because "work is tired". Much laughed, imagining a cleaner who was tired of cleaning at work, or a teacher who was tired of checking children’s lessons at work.

Oh Noah! Thus e. Are all “democracy-driven operations” in insufficiently democratic countries in the United States entirely free?

Listen, no one can be 100% satisfied with the use of his taxes because they go for the common good. In my city, for example, a bunch of playgrounds, social centers (type DC) were built, sewerage was updated, road coverage was changed in some places and a fountain was struck in the center.
From this: platforms, dc, sewerage and roads are useful to me. The fountain and the stadium surrendered. Moreover, I personally do not see the benefits of the stadium at all, I consider football a waste of time and money and therefore noise... But you understand that this is a personal opinion, and someone has not given up a hundred times the children's playgrounds, and the stadium is a super-new?
However, having all this together, I see that the taxes paid went to the benefit of me and the city. But if the city were to add the annual budget to the stadium...

The best name for a cruise missile with an atomic engine and with an unpredictable trajectory is WHERE!? to

With great love

I recently interviewed a police chief. He himself did not come out in height, a meter sixty, approximately this together with a tall fur. But the Colonel.
The filming ended, they began to curl, and the Colonel said:

Guess, guys, you’re not going to be shooting today? Let me give you a cup of tea. Are you hungry, god? I will get a good cognac. Oh, I will call my wife, let her come after me, so that I can drink with you.

We did not refuse.

They drank, snacked spices, the conversation smoothly moved into a nostalgic course, the boss went into memories:

I am from Belgrade. Hunted there around the village on the batin "Dnepr" without a wheelchair, even before the school of the police the matter was. It is now I have a pulse, and then was thin, fifty pounds weighed, but anyway, on the motto chased as a professional, all the babies were mine. I remember going to the disco, riding a motorcycle and "lipping" the slide to myself a beautiful, and bigger. To admit, I really liked miniature girls, but I specifically chose which is more helpful, as they say - beat grandmother. We drank a bottle of wine with her and went to the forest to watch the stars. Those were the times.

Here, I could not stand, interrupted this poetic story and asked:

Why did you choose a bigger girl if you liked the thin ones?

The Colonel struck us by the eyes and answered with a question:

“Well, Pinkerton, no one of you has ever understood why I was riding girls higher and more helpful at the disco.

There are various versions of us:

Provided protection from local hooligans.
For the right motorcycle?
- Or maybe because the big and powerful women were more courageous to go into the woods to watch the stars?

A former village motorcyclist pulled his hand on us, grabbed another portion of cognac and said:

It’s clear that you’re not Pinkerton or even a motorcyclist. Well, throw yourself: the night, the forest, within you half a bottle of wine, the lighthouse at the "Dnepr" is nothing, of course, the road in the forest is also nothing. In any case, as long as you arrive, the front wheel will get stuck in something and you will fall on each side, or not once. If there will be a small and fragile girl with me, then we both will not raise the moth in any way, we will have to melt on foot until the morning, but with a healthy grandmother we were quite able to cope.

On these words, a woman of fifty years of age entered the cabinet: height under a meter ninety and by configuration - a master of the sport on pushing the core. The drunk Colonel smiled and said:

- Meet, Danetka is a filming group, came to film me, and this is my wife Tatiana. And don’t think of roasting – it’s not what you thought – it’s from great love.

The Chinese joke about themselves.

When there is no money, we keep a pig. When we have money, we keep the dog.
When we live poorly, we are content with wild grasses gathered in the mountains. When we live richly, we order wild grasses in expensive restaurants.
When there is no money, we ride a bicycle. When there is money - twist the pedals of the bike trainer installed in the living room.
When we don’t have money, we dream of getting married. When we have money, we dream of divorce.
When there is no money, the wife goes to work as a secretary. When there is money, the secretary begins to work as a “wife”.
When we don’t have money, we pretend to have it. When we have money, we pretend we don’t have it.

A 30-year-old teacher whispering 15-year-old students? How is it called at all?! to
Probably a pedophile.
ZZZ: Teacher

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Alcoholism is first the consequence of problems, and then only the cause of new ones. From a good life no one begins to buckle or throw.

Look at the root, Karl. Why do boys want to chew more often than girls?

And if you dive a little deeper - there are problems for everyone, but not everyone drinks them with alcohol. Did not think, why?

U.S. plans to send a man back to the moon
Has he escaped from there?

Unhappy, they are out of the country. All meets us.

And you, guy, move every time you have a crane running in your apartment, right?

xxx: here you are all about socks jokes... and in the meantime last year, it turned out, a computer game, where armed to the teeth socks goes to search for his missing couple. Strange are your deeds, lord.

Does anyone know what the game is?

And if the woman earns less than her husband, then the pet is she?
Yes, if she is a decorative woman, and the order in the house is brought by a special worker. In all other cases - (about 99%) women, in addition to earnings, are extremely useful in the household. Like a work cattle. Not a bitch you are!