Features of the Mazda Capella Wagon:
The antenna in the rear wing - how do not lubricate it and do not wipe it, a little dirt dust has hit and does not want to hide. The evil people in the courtyard were constantly chasing her. Then found a good man - broke it off at all to the fucking so that my head did not hurt))) ";

From the forum of rats:

and Vaka:
Cyclicity
How would you describe this concept? It’s like a rat who wants to pull three pieces of a banana, and only two get into her mouth... And this rat sits in front of a bunch of bananas with two pieces in her mouth... but she’s not enough... and she tries to push a third in her mouth... and the mouth is only for two, one piece falls out. The rat looks, evaluates the situation and tries to squeeze the falling one, in the process of which the piece that she has squeezed before falls out... The rat quietly mates about itself, breathes, squeezes the falling one... one piece falls out of the mouth... But it does not eat, the enemy does not give up, you have to take three!
So 5 minutes. At the sixth minute before him, it seemed that while he was stupid, the rest had already eaten five pieces... and a bunch of bananas became suspiciously thin.

Anya: I mean, I caught the bouquet, and you haven’t paste the photo into your passport yet?

From Habr:
xxx: I personally use hot keys on all OS.
yyy: "жы" and "шы" always write with "and"
Zzzz: You are confusing. These “ji” and “shi” are written through “y”, while “ji” and “shi” have been written through “y” throughout their lives.

Pope is hurt. After the aquapark.
WOW : WOW
Will survive before the wedding.
What if there is no wedding? Will it never survive?
WOW: No
It is a ritual.
WOW: in order to cure the insignificant wreckage, you must under the screams of unwilling guests for 30 seconds kiss the bride (preferably your own, in order to avoid getting even more extensive damage), then dance the gang style, worship a man, dress up as a woman, learn to wrap the doll, drink a drink from the elbow, drink from the shoe of the bride and be able after the celebration, at night, in this state to recalculate the gifted money and satisfy the bride (preferably your own)
Walk with the sick until the end of the days.
I am sad (

Before I could not understand why my attempts to talk to a guy about our relationship, he called brainwashing. I started dating a girl and started to understand her boyfriend better.

Leni is:
I look at the wound.

Dickie Dudgeon:
Who are you and where did you bring Genkou?! to

The Stranger: Walked around the children’s playground. We have different views about our own children.
The Stranger: Mom blames her daughter for throwing her stones.
Den Stranger: Dad insults his daughter for not hitting the target :)

From the authors of "Born’s Identification", new thrilling film: "Kernel’s Panic"

Today the builders will wash in the fountains and cling to the passers with the question: koshirme, bugul
Oh my asshole?

The Thunder. The wind and rain on the wall. Lightning beats with envious regularity, announcing thunderstorms and warnings around the streets. And only a few male voices loudly, shouting the noise of rain and thunder, sing "Let the troubled pedestrians run through the lawns ".