Today, my husband went for a walk and went to the pharmacy. He works at home, does a tattoo, and for work he needs vaseline, lubricating the skin during work (who did a tattoo knows). This is the conversation in the pharmacy:
Is there Vaseline? Give 10 tubes (reserve)
There were only six, but the weekend was...
and...

She meant that the goods didn’t come on New Year’s holidays. So there is not much vaseline left, well what are you :)

Terrible caricaturists got from religion, you say?
Like other groups, Boko Haram uses girls for propaganda purposes, to attract more attention, and for tactical reasons, as they cause less suspicion than men. Abu Bakar Shakau, the leader of Boko Haram, has decided to reduce the age of the “elected” who are destined to die in suicide missions. First they were teenage girls, now we are talking about girls 10 years old. Most often, Boko Haram sends two people to death at once: one girl activates a charge in the center of the market, provoking the appearance of the first victims, then the second undermines its charge when the victims begin to help. Now Shakau ordered the use of minors. Innocent, naive, not suspicious, they can easily cross the boundaries of security. To guarantee the success of the actions of children accompanied by an adult fighter or even a recruiter. They are the ones who press the remote device button, they are the real killers.

I wish death to the justifiers of any kind – he who does not value a person’s life should not live alone.

When configured servers with freebsd was difficult and not always immediately understandable, but here I encountered the phone from cisco, by the way, curvely cosy configured to me, then I realized that freebsd is easy and intuitive! CUCM is real evil!

I look out the window, I see a man hurting the children, well went out to help. Word for word:
I - Let's really do so that the cars do not put on the field.
A thousand fingers in the tooth.
Yes, I have a white.
Meanwhile, the ment is driving on it.
I’m putting it there now.
I point to the side, and there I see a white foil.
I’m right, and as I don’t look out the window, I see all the mint on the tooth.
It’s like my toyota.
I fell into a stupor, standing silently, knocking my eyes, until my mouth opened.
Will you build a hill with me now?

My neighbor from the lower apartment all December complained that his Wi-Fi is forever braking and three times a week the electricity is cut off! A second for thirty or forty or so, and then it burns itself.

I was called by our new neighbor – grandfather, 72, Anatoly Grigorievich, also from the lower square (which moved in late November) to help him make a regiment for what to do there. I am what? I have agreed. He brought a perforator and went to work. For "living-was" asked why he needed this shelf and in this place. He just pointed to the box from under the router. I am so about myself - "Well, okay! My grandparents are trying!"

I finished the shelf, cleaned up, well, it is such a bubble "Standard" and it gets! The New Year is like nothing! We drank and talked to him.

In general, it turned out that Grandfather was a former communicator and programmer of Soviet hardening! And regardless of age, it is better than any modern hacker! He needed a route to break W P S 2! And while she wasn’t there, he was on the web and W P S riding.

And he gave me - to my neighbor, Vityka! The Rostelecom! The old puppy! Well, I shouted her first! I thought – enough for now! This guy bought a shit router! I see, there is no inertia. I had to go out to the shield. Reload it yourself.

Now even how scary it becomes... It would have to be from the computer... Some photos... Remove...

Judging by rising prices, domestic goods are produced abroad.

What do you do for a girl while she’s not a wife? :D

The ovarian.
Let the bead multiply and bear fruit. Think yourself that nobody needs intelligence, polite and sensible people who have a sense of self-irony, you will not swallow the brains with evil cotton/hochlo-fascists/pendos/Jews/Nigers/Mexicos/Hachas/Cossacks (if you do not indicate anyone blame). And then the politicians will have to be held accountable for their actions before the people, and so shouted to the crowd "bey pederasses!!And he sent them to fight for the idea of world peace, and he sat down to eat.

From the Hunting Forum:
I went fishing after the snow. I picked up a little jeep. Then the bath, a couple of feet, we sit "men". The women went to the bathroom... the youngest - 3 years old. Well, as usual, we share myths about who, when and how skillfully overcame the roadless.
X: We were once on the buchanka under Tosto blablabla..
Y: And I was at Sakhalin in Taiga in November.
z: Fule Sakhalin, here we have a bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla.

The little one sat, listened and listened... And, during the next pause: "And I...And I! And I can write with my eyes closed!"
The next drank silently, realizing that the shirt had done everyone.

If you’re so upset by the charts, why not just take and... buy another newspaper?

The size of the bust
Bild: American sociologist Iwon Rossdale, having compared data on the size of the breasts and data on the level of intelligence of 1,200 of his countrymen, came to the conclusion that full-breasted women are smarter. “I’m uncomfortable to admit this,” says Mrs. Rossdale, who wears only the size of “A,” “but we’ve actually found that full-grown women have a higher IQ.” The women who participated in the study were divided into five categories according to the size of the underwear they wore: very small, small, medium, large and very large. They were then asked to perform the same standard intelligence test. Surprisingly, the most luxurious participants performed on average 10 points better than women in the "small" and "very small" categories. Even participants with medium-sized breasts, in general, had 3-4 points of advantage over their flat brown counterparts.
Experts cannot explain why women with large breasts have higher intelligence. After all, some men perceive full-breast female representatives of the weaker sex rather as "polls", which are especially suitable for joint entertainment.
Rosdale: Even if a woman explains Einstein’s theory of relativity to a man, it doesn’t matter if he looks at her decounter as if he were stuck, he won’t be able to remember anything she said. In his memory, she will remain sexy, but stupid.

d: Can you simultaneously treat hemorrhoids by putting candles, and treat inflammation with vaginal suppositories?
M: Dubble Penetrashn? You are a shallow...

Comrade thinks that dissertations teach! What a freshness and immediate! I learned 120 pages. The candidate of science! Beautiful what it is! And in general - jumped out of the Lenin library any tomic painted, things!
By the way, when I was scheduled for a dissertation, the Secretary of the Scientific Council dropped his feet and spoke that this darkness in the walls of our honey would not tolerate... and when I came to the pre-defense, I was warned that if he would throw the work out in the corridor, so that he would not be upset... and he looked at the pictures (and there were many pictures!And he said: "And the work is interesting".

We feared that the sanctions would have a bad impact on the range of grocery stores. But now I go to Magnet and see that the number of delicacies has only increased. Cheese, mushrooms and eggs.

I bought a battery in my laptop yesterday. Then the company collapsed, the turn came. A specially trained man, who goes to the warehouse for the goods, was very busy with something and the people waited for him for 40 minutes. But not about that talk. Finally, it broke, he brought everything to everyone, another man makes orders - the process went. Now is my turn:

You are 900 thousand. Tell me your name, please.
Amy – Ball
A man kills in the base and with an indiscriminate face:
A polygraphic photographer? So you have purchased it before, you have a 5% discount.

I should have seen those faces in line.

Vitaly Klitschko: Green water in the houses of Kievans is completely safe

ƴǷҔѦȠ - This is what it is.
Dom.900 - Waiting for the Appearance of Reptiles
MacHine MacHine – What to Expect? Look at their government.

So what guys? Dare to wear two cravates?

Husband decided to test voice search on tablet without "Ok, Google"
-"Google where am I?"
What do you think you got in response?
- "Why I am an idiot"

Habrahabr

“Are you on vacation abroad?” – “No” – “Are you on snowboard?” – “No” – “Are you in good restaurants?” – “No” – “Are you in fitness clubs?” – “No” – “Well you get a good salary?” – “No” – “So what kind of guy are you then? You are a coder!”

Well, your kids didn’t do it around you to not breathe on them and on you. It is your task to protect your child and not to disrupt the comfort of passers in line, in transport, etc. A child is the same person as an adult, why are you demanding privileges for him? What does your child say to those around you, so that they almost don’t see you fall in a wheelchair? It is difficult to operate with a wheelchair - buy a sling, you will be more mobile, and more compact, and faster. There is no excuse for shame. Whether you are a mother at least four times is the fault of your maternal instinct, not your late passing uncle.
Mother of a year old daughter.