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13.06.2013
When I was drunk with the German language,
In German there is such a word "Nachher" translated it as "Then", but read "Nachher". I don’t know if this is just a coincidence.)
With respect @Borman
Elizabeth Grishchenko
When I die, I want to be buried with a fire extinguisher. Hell and all things...
In Russia, people are divided into two categories: those who can steal and those who cannot steal. And belonging to the second list is determined by people from the first.
The development of combat robots in India.
The comments:
Recognition systems are affected.
What they suffer there. If he does not sing or dance, he is an enemy.
I walk past my wife’s computer and notice an open folder with all the notes.
Among other things, the content pleased:
- "Lene chocolate cake with cookies.txt"
- "Chocolate and Banana Cake.txt"
- "How to remove fat from the bottom of life.txt"
Now I’m walking and she looks like DiCaprio :)
He is 20, he is 22.
He doesn’t work, she doesn’t know how to cook or wash.
Teachers-wives are almost praying - they are waiting for "children"
"Newlyweds" also rub into the dota until 3-4 nights
And this is not the beginning of a dumb novel, not a boring filmmaker, it is real life.
You are surprised when in some city a young mother strangled her child with a pillow so that he would not hinder her from doing her business with her crying.
In Russia, only children of wealthy parents can study at the university for free.
It was in one African country.
Late in the evening, we sat with a friend in the hall of the hotel and pulled a beer.
We felt good enough and there was nothing to do.
Gina, you don’t know a single word in English! Let me teach you a little. A thought came to my mind.
Yes, let it go.
and well. Today we teach... number 5: Five. by Fa-yv Faithy Yv. and repeat.
and Five!
is excellent. Enough for today, I think we’ve already overtaken. Time to go to sleep.
I don’t know why the files. We separated by numbers and the next morning I forgot about that conversation.
The next day was a visit to the souvenir shop.
Who doesn’t know, guides always drive tourists to certain shops. Prices are always horse prices.
There were few people from Russia. We went into the store. To each of us ran a personal "sales manager" and began to accompany.
As soon as Gene took a statuette from the shelf, the seller began to praise the goods.
This is a very valuable thing. The manual work. The black tree. The master makes one statue for several days. First, he looks for a suitable tree, then cuts it with a knife, covers it with... 80 dollars. It’s $80 and it’s yours. The seller started.
Since the story was in English, Gene did not appear interested and did not rage at it.
Well, not about 80. Let me give you a discount for $70. The seller did not.
Gene continued to roll silently in the statuette’s hands.
The last price is $50. Understand me, below I just can't go down... - tried to appeal the seller.
and Five! Suddenly, Gene interrupted him.
Okay Five! The seller agreed and invited Gene to the box office.
What a foolish thing to seriously think that Russian strategic missiles are targeting American banks, where there are 550 billion. The Russian elite.
Aglan: New law banning propaganda of non-traditional sexual relations
Aglan: "Non-traditional sexual relationships are those relationships in which there is no reproduction of offspring"
Aglan: Quote from the Law
Aglan: Safe sex can no longer be promoted
Aglan: rubbish out of law!
Odessa militia is looking for imperial strike fighters who burned a smoking mixture store.
Are they finally fucking there?
From the plan discussion:
The only thing I don’t like is that he’s modem, and I want a simchathy.
Are you no longer with your girlfriend?
My girlfriend is watching horror :)
What’s in the mirror? ?
My aunt told me:
A woman worked for them. very large sizes. And one day she boasts, says: 'I wrote out, a miracle is a thing to lose weight. You smell the cream and make yourself massage with this joke'.
Then came the day she received a package.
All on joy, calls all colleagues and unpacking the device. There, to the surprise of the woman, was a note, with a remarkable content: ' TO lose weight, you need to eat less and move more!' The colleagues barely contained the urges of laughter. It is a miracle - the device paid 2 thousand x)
1st The Duma adopted the law "On Insulting the Feelings of Believers".
2nd In Japan, there is a “Fertility Day” on which children walk and lick karamel members.
And what if the Sintoists celebrate "Fertility Day" in Moscow?
The subject of housing.
How to shake if several people are in the same room? You can’t even watch porn.
YYYY: Drawing on the cohabitants, lol. I am sure he will leave himself, feeling discomfort.
I realized the degree of Internet addiction when I turned off the computer to not sit on the network... and started sitting off the phone.
Did you notice that it was cold in the room?
A little bit, and what?
I cleaned the cooler on the note.
Desade
And it seems to me that a person who is satisfied with his body (poor, fat or otherwise, according to the options), simply does not climb to the other people with an expression of outrage. He is so happy, there is no time for stupid shit and people with any other figure are not annoyed.
"And if someone doesn’t like it, let it go to the other side of the street."
The girl in purple ;)
by Nami-Sampai
My husband plays the devil. The voice of the game "Hear the true voice of the ruler of the underworld!!and "
And this is "Mryau!"