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[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №43287
 17.02.2011
Do you have a cross?

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №43286
 17.02.2011
The internet has finally become mobile. Today I saw this picture: A bus with a hollow net is driving on Wi-Fi, and two cars are driving from behind and on the side with the same speed, stopping together with him at the stops. This seems to be the only way to use this hollow innet.
c) the green

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №43285
 17.02.2011
Is Facebook and Notebook a big difference?

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №43284
 17.02.2011
Comments on Android Market for the Sleep Analyst program:
Alena: I’m putting the rating “bad”, because it’s impossible to understand – application in English :–(
I am 13 years old and I understand everything. And you don’t have to put the app “bad” because you’re stupid. The app is great!

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №43283
 17.02.2011
xxx: sometimes I think about hanging in my room on the wall the "platform 9 and 3/4"
Because sometimes I want to.
Kill Yourself at the Wall

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №43282
 17.02.2011
Overall: bleeding on the knees, between the legs, on the chest, the rib hurts (probably also an internal bleeding), the jaw is twisted, the eyebrows are cut and the lips are crushed. He offered me to marry him.) I will be in the rescue after the honeymoon 😉

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №43281
 17.02.2011
The conversation of the younger brother (14 years) with his mother:

Brother (going to the bathroom): All, I went to rinse
Mom (thinkingly): well, please, please... only when you finish to please, don’t forget to wipe off your “love” from the wall...

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №43280
 17.02.2011
The end of Terminator 3 on TV.
I decided that news... I thought it all, it started...

[ + 96 - ] Comment quote №43279
 17.02.2011
The lady handed over in the luggage: Nagan, machine gun, cartridge, cut, two discs to the machine gun And a small toothbrush Security knows the order
Do not miss landing.
Strong and sharp objects.
The lady goes to the office.
The inspector looks very closely.
He calls for help.
A special team has arrived:
Major, Captain and Soldier.
Specialist in rope and rope.
There was a dog in the pursuit.
The captain checked the boxes.
For knives, scraps and buttons
The Lie Detector
I was looking for a knife.
According to the Military Statute,
Five times removed the machine.
Guns, machine guns and Nagano.
Not a catch, said the captain.
with the explosives on the rope,
The expert gave good for the landing.
Everything is fine, but the phone call.
Suddenly a dog.
She looks like a terrorist!
Look at her teeth!
The sirene swelled and immediately,
There were two special forces.
Are you in your own or not?! to
This is a sharp object!
Baggage on the plane:
Trothyl, dynamite and camouflage
Three bombs, two discs.
No, I didn’t have a toothbrush.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №43278
 17.02.2011
My wife and I have just amazing sexual compatibility: for example, yesterday we were both tired, and yesterday we both had a headache.

[ + 159 - ] Comment quote №43277
 17.02.2011
Today in the news: the government is throwing huge bats on getting everybody to have electronic honey. The cards! Hatefully?! It would be better to just give the hospitals normal equipment, jobs, completed at least what they started 10 years ago! I think no one would complain about his lack of this electronic card!

And let them not miss. It was sick and written.
Kitty

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №43276
 17.02.2011
and XXX:
"My Uncle of the Fairest Rules"
"Rule" - is it a substantive or a verb (in the sense of "corrected")?

OOOU :
And in the name of the wine, the soul of the monk – “soul” – is it a substantive or a deed-party?

[ + 72 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43275
 17.02.2011
to all:
The Master:
The Fool:
The Smart:
I have a acquaintance. He has everywhere in the apartment twisted savings houses, lights which. Each lamp is guaranteed for one year. So, when the bulb goes through 9-10 months, it gives it a big load - the bulb burns and he carries it to change. Only our people can think of that, fucking.

The bulb cannot be loaded much, it consumes exactly as much as it consumes, and even if you get hot, it can’t consume more. So is.

It can allow more voltage or current power than those for which it is designed. So is. Physics should be taught in school, not to run for workshops to smoke.

Fuck before each light bulb transformers to incorporate in order to give a greater amount! I had to study in energy.

Go to Fuck.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №43274
 17.02.2011
The President calls on the Minister of Transport:
When will you finally solve the problem of traffic jams in Moscow?
We are working on this, for now there are two options:
realistic and fantastic.
What is a realistic option?
Soon we’ll start working on Skyscanner.
Yes Yes Yes
Scientists will work there.
Yes Yes Yes
And when they invented teleportation...

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