A witness hanged at the police station. Guess the country.

that he will blame the police officers in response to the logical question "and why it was in his hands of the CH of strike-smashing action",
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Probably will bleat - "I wanted to live, guys, I just wanted to live"
Neither the beats nor even the mounting of cold weapons are

In my courtyard, either the blues or the laurels wreak so that the perforator of the neighbor is stifled.
Even goops with dabbstep do not digest this straw.

You are lucky guys - you have the birds under the windows screaming, and I have the birds instead of the birds, the hops are drunk, the hachiki, the wool, the ugly monsoon are roaring - the whole courtyard is shaking. The police flipped. Better birds... Even crows would, but not these... And licenses to shoot these animals do not give :-(

Q: Have you read it? Lowcost “Victory” has changed the conditions of online booking tickets. Passengers who travel in a couple will now have to pay twice as much for sitting next to them.
WOW: Marketers eat their bread in vain, I would offer to charge an extra fee for choosing the time and date.
HH: So what is there, you can take a fee and for the choice of direction)))
Xhhh: You will not pay, you will fly where they indicate and when they are comfortable)))

Before you have children, you must buy a car. And parking spaces in all parts of the city where you may need to go. And a separate strip on the road - so as not to stand in a traffic jamming. Well, of course, as soon as you acquire a personal car - the ramps at all entrances and entrances are materialized from the air themselves. If you are disabled, you are also to blame. You could quietly shoot yourself, or the uncle from the government should do it all well. What would this be? Can you pay him money? Taxes of some sort?

Prehistory: He and she bought the apartment in half; she paid for the refrigerator on the bottom of her account.
The refrigerator is coming tomorrow. You need to either accept it, or I need to have your passport. It is said that if the name is the same, then, as a rule, the passport is not requested.
She: show them the first page of the contract with the developer and say, “We are more bound than marriage!”
She: "Why did you get married?" - "For ease of delivery."

Man from the future, in what basement is your time machine? and :)

Where the angels are in the circle :)

xxx: I’ve long noticed that, sorry, sort, so many smart thoughts come into my head. It is amazing!
YYY: Nothing is surprising! So much space is immediately released.

The princesses do not cuddle.
The DDD: Oga They are all fucking in character.
QC: That explains a lot.

Just at the reception after examining my daughter, the pediatrician prescribed the drug and ordered to take the "adult dose". When they came out, the daughter was especially pleased to visit the doctor. As it turned out, she thought that she was assigned an "adult soda".

I work in an online building materials store. Namedny called some Boris Nikolaevich (BN), ordered building materials with delivery to the neighboring city with payment by fact. Prior to this, BN found a buyer at a local construction site and promised this product for half the price, the only condition was payment on the BNA card. Our driver arrived at the construction site, called BN, said he was ready to unload and get 200k rubles. At this point, BN calls back the buyer at the construction site, says that the goods have arrived, go check, I am waiting for payment. The customer checks, lists 100k Bnu, and looks at our driver with round eyes, saying that you are standing, unload...



In short, the greed of Freer.

One day I had to connect the internet to the apartment. I call the provider, they offer two options: urgent (for money) and regular.

The further dialogue:

I: And urgent when can they do it?

Operator: You know, here is the turn, probably in 2-3 days we can only...

I: Okay, but the usual then when?

Oh, we can do it tomorrow morning!

I: Oh come here.



And they came, they did =)

I went to the boss to understand why I was paid so little.
YYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: All right, I just make little money

Something everyone remembers a guy with dollars, and remember how another guy told how he had an ananas?

But not! At first we don’t bother to think about the future, and then we say, “The Pandas are wrong, do me good.”

We have no environment, no. and all. Pandus if there are, do not walk on them, if the pandus is not railroad, but a hill, then it is either a hellish slope, or a dumb-loved granite by urban planners, which in the winter is wildly slippery and the rails to it do not shake like on the stairs. I was told recently how people took the TC, a aunt came, got a wheelchair from the trunk and went, wrote so many comments and rejections. All of! to rework. Somewhere they put it on their feet and everything remains as it is. And it’s not just about the wheelchairs, we’ll survive the first two years of a child’s life. What to do with disabled wheelchairs?

Since it’s fashion about toothbrushing, I’ll tell you.
I am doing repairs in a newly purchased apartment, calls an old acquaintance.
I'll be passing by you at night, nothing if I spend the night with you? Of course you ask.

I went to meet at night, and there in the courtyard, well, the hammer rolled in the hallway, and I caught him somehow. I am approaching the station and three some kind of muddy heroes spread over me. I got a hammer.

Here, like in the movie, the brakes of the Ments UAZIK. Everyone was packed.
Captain on the survey - well you give a guy. These three are in federal search and are now being transferred. What about the hammer?

The city is unfamiliar and I have taken it.
He takes this old hammer and there the iron part from the pen jumps.

Well, he says, would he move like that, and then kick off with a stick?
The end was good, in the same beetle, my friend and I were thrown back to the apartment.
And the hammer, take your hammer.
The real history can also name the address and the date if anyone doubts.

A simple, honest, quiet person is not interested in anyone. How he grazes the land there, grows wheat and red, trades, risking to ruin, clothing, carpentry, fishing, casting bells, sewing clothes, hunting, collecting mushrooms - no one cares.
But about the one who by force takes away all the fruits of boring everyday labor, and songs are composed, and ballads, and bulldozers, and epics. Of course, the books are composed.
The listener or reader always thinks of putting himself in the place of the robber, not the victim. It seems to be getting easier for him. It seems that for a moment in life justice is established.
The strong people of this world also love to listen, to read about the robbers, because they themselves are out of this class. All the kings-kings, counts and princes, barons and baronets in their time were industrialized in this field. Or their ancestors.
But the real good men from the long road are relentlessly persecuted and executed by the earth's authorities, so that they do not think to occupy them, the strong and powerful, the legally conquered place.
Nevertheless, songs in the people are composed not about the lute voivod, who with great labor, sometimes risking his life, caught and imprisoned the villain, but about this same villain - as he sits in a raw prison on a rust chain and thinks, and demands: open, say, my prison, bring a faithful horse and a red maid for complete happiness.
Per he has a lawyer in the room?
M. Uspensky, "The Innocent Girl with a Bag of Gold"

Saying goodbye, the support responds not "To meet soon", but "I hope we won’t see you again".

I think people judge about the 90s depending on which channel they watch the series.