captured the connection.
It is the former TP, which has a new reason why it should all (before the appearance of larvae should have been by default).
Normal women do not turn into a mother-in-law, but try as far as possible to respect the rights of both their child and others.
And if she behaves inappropriately, it is because TP is initially, not because the mother. She would have done the same without the child.

And what, a sterilized cat dies quickly and painlessly? Probably not leaving the operating table.

The answer to the joke in Google: a sterilized cat will never die from cancer of the uterus and ovaries, and sterilized in time and with a probability close to 100% will avoid breast cancer. Other methods of cat death, with initially normal care, are often significantly less painful for both the animal and its owners.

Russians will be offered to pay a monthly death tax

The first comment:
Duncan McLaud: Do you have a conscience at all?

Oops... guys, the friend is now looking out the windows! And since the windowside inside is usually at the level of the belt, and on the outside - at the height of human height, then to find out that people at home walk in one shirt, can only a very persistent observer.
(There is, of course, a chance that the houses are in the low, and the path along them is in the high, but this only aggravates the situation of the companion.)

P.S I wonder how much he plays?

Children in the car
A “baby on board” sticker is very important! She warns others that behind the wheel of the car is most likely a dull pitch, for which her child is much more important than everything that happens around. And any manoeuvre, regardless of the complexity and danger, can be done suddenly and without the driver's knowledge, and also interrupted or interpreted in the opposite, if in the middle of the intersection suddenly ended the next series of "bubbles", and the new has not begun. Very useful label.

You know, I am here as much as I drive, and I see that more accurately (read more in accordance with the GDPR) drivers drive with such a label (regardless of gender).

But, of course, if you fly around the city under a hundred and more, then for you any manoeuvre will be sudden and dangerous, and it does not depend on the sticker at any time.

To live on the planet Earth in general is very harmful, in the air a bunch of toxic impurities; bacteria, viruses, fungi. Constant climate changes, in addition to ultraviolet and natural radiation. And this is only half of the harmful factors, because even the products are filled with all sorts of preservatives, regulators and other chemicals, and in the tap water rust and excess salts of calcium and magnesium.
In other words, living here, we are approaching death every second.
YYY: Oh, and you won’t argue.

The typical survivor mistake

The unsterilized cat lived 18 happy years, died quietly from old age without tormenting. And yes, supporters of expensive super-useful foods, fed home food and also with her stomach nothing happened.

My neighbor Vasily cheats the waterman of good 50 years, smokes two packs of the cheapest and stinking chicken a day, and from the sport he respects only the litball and the run for the muddy morning. At the same time, from illnesses, except for a crushing headache, at seventy-five years old! And for the bottle in general, the Superman mode includes, dragging the piano, furniture and building materials to the ninth floor without rest and even a mat. Let us all live like Vasya, because it is obvious that his lifestyle is the most correct and healthy.

> I think the king of you is like yourself.

This is offensive to the power. Alexander III had the courage to fight as little as possible and build as much as possible. Transibus began to be built with it, and this is 9 thousand kilometers in 12 years (on the terrain, where before the places could only ride horsemen)! It was built primarily by Russian traders. The message accelerated, the population grew, the country flourished. At Parfenov and at Volodhin, you can watch and listen at leisure about this time. To be honest, he is hardly the best economist and the greatest humanist among our rulers in many centuries.

#Houqueville

>>> A continuation, so to speak, irony of fate 2, as apparently the author did not watch!

How I understand him...
Sequel to IS
Sikvel Ryazanov, filmed by Beckhambetov
Sikvel Ryazanov, filmed by Beckhambetov, with Bezrukov in one of the main roles.
This is not enough not to watch - it is a overload of 3 order minimum.

I told all my colleagues at work that I had a twin sister so I didn’t have to talk to them if I met them somewhere outside of work.

I was once at the canteen at the Irish Coca-Cola factory during a tour. There is a healthy machine with all sorts of drinks spilled in the factory, of course, in a hurry. The devil stumbled on me to ask where Pepsi was poured - I never seemed to have heard such silence around =) But the guide quickly recovered, shrugged and relaxed the rest.

I go on the bus. I sat at the very end, and on the other side of the bus (through the passage) was a boy, 10 years old. Two grandparents come in. One of them sat next to the boy, the other grandfather said, “I stand, I don’t want to sit.” Would it seem that it could go wrong? One grandfather (who sat down with the boy) began to talk to the boy, and he, apparently, did not really want to talk to anyone, did not respond, just kept reading the book quietly. Grandfather did not stop this fact, he began to cling specifically to the boy "What do you not answer? “Do you keep silent?” And with his wicked scratches in the book.

The boy took yes and said to him, "I don't want to talk to you, I don't know you, I don't know you, who are you at all? What did you stick to me? Are you a maniac? “”

At this point, I turned my head toward the boy because his calm tone and rather complicated speech caught my attention.

What do you think my grandfather did? Stabbed in? No is! He began to “bear” the boy (along with the second grandfather) and said, “Why are you so bold? Your parents did not raise you, so you should respect the elderly. Could it be your parents? Or drug addicts, once you were born like that?” and etc.

I couldn’t be silent and decided to make a comment to them (ahaha, naive) saying, “Why do you stick to the child? Get away from him immediately! “Of course, according to the classics, they struck me with the words ‘prostitute, youth addicted to drugs’ and so on.

Despite the fact that the grandfathers wept greatly, on the whole bus, no one even brought the ear to our side.

At this time, the boy stood up from the seat, approached me and declared with such a clever look, “Girl! and calm! Don’t waste your time on people like them. More expensive to yourself. We still live and live, not what they are.” With these words, he walked out at his stop.

I, flattering from his level of calm, because I had a great bombardment from all this situation, went out at the next stop. But anyway, sorry for the boy, he was driving for himself, he did not touch anyone, and here, some old pearls dug up to him just like that.

When I was 10 years old, I fell in love with a classmate. He wiped out a board instead of me, carried flowers sprinkled from the school bowl, followed me everywhere, accompanied me home... One summer my mom forced me to drive a duck to the river, and we had a lot of ducks, 20 pieces. I get closer to the river and I see there my fisherman – fishing my knight, has already caught a full bucket of fish. And then my ducks also discover this appetizing buzz, crash from place, throw on it and in a couple of seconds weave all the fish...

My fiancé was in shock. He lowered his head, took the empty cage and ran home in tears. It did not fit me anymore.

In the U.S., a congressman who fought LGBT, caught for same-sex sex in his office"
Kiro: For what he fought, for what he struggled

That is, we are 100+N kilometers from the North Pole, at any point in this circle. We go 100 north, now we are in N kilometers. We go to 100 west (or east, I don't remember the conditions), we cut around the pole strictly a whole number of turns. Go 100 south, return to the starting point.
Thus, we are satisfied with the infinite number of points lying on an infinite number of parallels, which, on a glass-kilometer arc lying on the meridian, are separated from the arbitrary parallel having any circle of the species 100/I.
Was that meant?
How is that traveler who was taken to the club of the round-the-world, although he did more (has reached the pole), but formally did not swim around the globe? The actual reason was that the Pole was cooler than the world, and the formal reason was that he said that he stood on the Pole and turned a little.

This is not where feminists are looking for sexism. I buy myself a notebook for work and I see that a mimic pink notebook with an eggs is three times more expensive than a simple boy notebook with Darth Vader.

> Thank you, comrades of the side, for the rich dreams.

The neighbor himself!

Can you see the car from the window? Chat ZZZ says saw our
YYY: See also
XX: to the old Kirovsk
YYY: I was scared. I went and looked, I thought maybe someone was drinking again. It is OK)
Q: Do you see the car? Greta is sure she has seen.
YYY: Yes to fuck. I looked out the window, the car, very similar to ours, stands in the place where I put ours. I called and led her, the car, very similar to ours, which stands in the place where I put ours, blinking the headlights. I called and struck the engine, a car very similar to ours, which stood in the place where I put ours, turned off the lights. Convincing enough?? to

The cat would say

>> Are you talking about cats? They are ugly ever-burning and abhorrent evil creatures! rotting sofas and wallpaper animals.I am sure they are the associates of Satan whom he created that would at least somehow delight the human race.

The human race is much worse. Cats at least don’t try to cover up with “high goals” and “hard past” by doing ugliness. People salt themselves well, Satan has nothing to do with it. Cats make this life a little more acceptable.

by Onomasticon

>> There is also an original Russian Akaki

I am glad, yes.
But the inner boredom suggests that it is not the original Russian, but the Greek, "who does not do evil."
The Russians are good, they can go well.