There is nothing so reassuring as the smile of a neurologist.

Nothing pleases the eye as a highly qualified ophthalmologist.
After contacting an otolaryngologist, it is easier to breathe.
I want to live again thanks to the resuscitator.

here here :

> neither fireworks nor a simple compass to take with you can guess.

I can only see through the clouds, which side of the sun? Well, just to not confuse the sides of the light and maintain the direction to the nearest track or railway, with which, in fact, and stuck?
Are you going to collect mushrooms or wash gold in Alaska, and walk and float?

Here are such hopeful mommy travellers, lost in the house, and then somehow stumbled into the deaf forest, and not the opposite, every time they are looking for it. In fact, it would be better to actually take fireworks with a compass, rather than stupidity with an emergency.

It doesn’t matter which leg you stand on. Most importantly, not the cat.

It sinked. Toughened Torch
broke in the courtyard.
The Alcatraz Alcatraz
In the neighboring corner.

About the "cold calls" My girlfriend found a way out. When she calls, she always answers – so I already have it. Thus e. the provider calls – she says that is connected to it, if from the bank – she says that the card of that bank already exists. They are immediately behind :)

Witcher: The Wild Cunt is finished!
Hopefully Hunt, anyway?
3: The first option should be much more spectacular

Is there an unforgiven Sunday? The type when you call the person you have offended and you want to die?
YYY: This is Monday

Many years ago, when I just went to school, and I was not yet 7 years old, we lived in a small town in Uzbekistan. At the beginning of the first week, the first lesson of physical culture was held. We jumped in length. The teacher asked if anyone had a home, and if anyone could bring a roulette to the next class to measure our length jumping results, she would be very grateful. I didn’t know what roulette was like, but I was very surprised to see how a teacher would measure our jumps in the sand... with roulette. My mom had a masterpiece, so I knew this word very well and loved it - roulette. I rushed from school and first of all I shouted to my mom: - Urgently baking roulette, Ekaterina Vasilyevna asked to bring to school.

Mom didn't even object, - Of course, I cook, don't worry you like that. What is your tea there?

No is! We will jump in length and Ekaterina Vasilyevna will be a roulette to measure who jumped further!

So, for many years, this case has become our family joke about roulette, roulette and a dumb girl.

Much more profitable

18 Seasons "Battle of the Senses" and nobody guessed to invest in bitcoins.

They are investing in evils.

Once in Instagram came out a post from an unfamiliar young girl with such a typical fashion profile with over 40k followers: motivating texts, how not to be afraid to start your business, my well-deserved vacation at the best resorts in Europe, phileas parts and other components of success. And periodically a photo from her "own" cafe, around which her success story is built.

I look at these photos, and I am bombarded with fury: I know the owners of the cafe, because we cooperate with them for a long time and productively. They are a family couple of age, both of whom spend 10 hours without weekends for the benefit of their own business. I write to the housewife: how does someone crack on the internet with your work. She says it is her daughter. They sent her to Europe, she studies there, occasionally comes home to host.

Here is a recipe for how to build your successful business in 20 years.

and falling:

Strange you... Take paper, pen and write it down. "Thank you, I am not interested" and all. Yes, they are poor-unfortunate – the work is hard, nervous, and they pay a penny. And yes, if call centers don’t, it will be worse for you personally. Do you think who’s advising you to restart your router when you’re on the internet? "First line technical support" - the same employees of independent call centers working on customer scripts. Technical specialists are translated only if the case really deserves it (and you are not blatant, but specifically describe what to do and why you need a technician). There would not have been this "first line", still hanging on the phone for half an hour, while the specialist is trying to deal with another drunken dumb customer.

Milko, when I have a router really dumb, I personally call a large city company that provides me with the internet, it is quite able to maintain its technical support, and not use the dumb poppy who has learned 3 questions on the phone. Well, you should come to the master to check the plastic windows, the medical center immediately sign up to us if you have problems with the back and the up-company "notify me when you have a water meter, I need to write it on your card"not only the slightest kindness, but also the usual politeness not deserved.

The True Quality

>... Bl...you are a Chinese crane in the kitchen...

>> When leaving for a year, do not block the input crane...

The Chinese crane flows even if it is unconnected to the water pipeline.

We stood at the bench and my father asked:

"There are cartridges that have four games and a lot of games, for example, for 1,000 games. Which to buy? “”

I looked at him astonished and said wisely:

“Of course, one that has a thousand games. Why only 4 games? “”

So, I played 1000 varieties of the same Mario.

Comrade shared his story yesterday. He has a teenage son.

The case, he says, was a few years ago. I go to my son's room, and he's a piece of paper, a little smaller. What do you do? I ask, he is silent. I never got a response from him. Recently it was discovered.



The man appears to have composed a poem. I wrote it on a leaflet. And then I realized that weakly worked, and began to see traces. Most of all, he was afraid that his poem would be found on the landfill by bombs, and would be carved over it.

At the enterprise in the sanatorium of the workers' dorm was made a full P. It was not too early, except in the tanks. In the shower was not better, although there was no shit, but dirt was enough, even hand washers were with twisted cranes and sprayed mirrors. The cleaner, the lady in the years, did not cope either physically or morally with this star.

Decided - placed the commander with the duties of the cleaner. the man. Over the course of a week, he pulled out the communal, including this chopped sandwich. Should everyone be happy? The commander is not happy. He is not greeted by the hand, in the dining room does not sit at the same table with him, even to stand to smoke some demonstrably refused. You clean your hands, not your companion. Yes, and in the toilet began to throw the paper used directly on the floor, squeeze past it is just the law.

How to decide? To argue / argue? This has already happened, it needs to be a tougher method, and one day a bathroom lock and a schedule of work appeared on the doors of the bathroom. 1 hour in the morning and 2 hours in the evening. It is not tolerated - the territory of the enterprise is full of individual wooden cabins, the nearest is 200 meters away. They tried to upset, but the commander stood on the side of the commander.

and all. Now from the morning in the bathroom is built a row with towels, toothbrushes. Visiting the toilet is regulated, if, according to the turn, you have been sitting on a white friend for too long, then you will be reminded of a couple of tenderness and knocking on the door. What is most important? If someone sees that the previous well there, gently speaking, left behind a dirty toilet room, then hell you will be released until you put it in order, and even without the participation of the commander.

In short, the power of the one who has the key to the toilet.

Not interested - so and say: "Not interested" and hang the phone.

If it always worked. Or called me once a terribly annoying mantle, with some innovative water filters. Once, second, third, not responding to "thank you, I’m not interested". He plunged and put it on the blacklist. Hours after five checked - in the World Cup 17 missed calls, 17!After I have said several times that the offer does not interest me. It is not a sin to send such a message.

Sometimes even real clowns become directors.

J. Nikulin

I read today two stories about how sometimes some girls choose men - https://www.anekdot.ru/id/923188/ and https://www.anekdot.ru/id/923196/. And the phrase in discussions, such as “they are all like that.” In other words, illogical. I disagree with this conclusion. not all. But watching some of them is really interesting. I remembered how I was struggling and struggling in the 90s with a company of psychological students. On one of the tosses, on someone's birthday, was their practitioner, an offgenic man. He told a lot of stories. Here is one of them. I’t be surprised if he had already been somewhere – he told a lot and a lot of people. Next with his words.

*** by
About the subtleties of choosing a life satellite.
For the sake of justice, I will note that many men, choosing a companion of life, make decisions, gently speaking, not with their heads. Not with the heart.

A very common among a certain circle of women is the phrase "All men are the same!" It is understood, of course, that “all men are goats”. As if there is no huge number of men who are in love with their women. Who, until their old age, literally blow up the dust from their faithful - already gray and wrinkles-like grandmothers at the time. People who love children and grandchildren. Seeing in them traits - and their own and their beloved.

Once, psychologists at one research center were interested in the character of women, for whom "all men are the same." We selected several women with a typically unfortunate fate to begin with. Those who were repeatedly "throwed" by the men were cast with the wedding, thrown pregnant or with minor children on their arms, and so on. Moreover, women were selected from different settlements, with different levels of education and with different degrees of material wealth.

Then we selected a few dozen very decent men. The Responsible. Loving their family. To make money normally. No problems with alcohol. And that their wives bear their wives literally on their arms and do not hope for their souls in their children. Naturally, those of them who were already married were asked to remove their engagement rings and not to give their family status. The purity of the experiment. For the same purpose, they were asked to dress roughly the same – a business suit and a white shirt. And also remove all expensive attributes, such as elite watches and the like. And, attention, launched into this society one particular bastard. The selected. Here is a straight stamp to put nowhere - such a babbnik, shit and passed away. Just a prize medalist from the exhibition! Moreover, not even the fact that a beautiful man is quite ordinary appearance. Dress like everyone else. Among the selected men were with a more pleasant look. In general, the average in all external parameters is male... The selected women were asked to talk to all candidates in a flash date mode. Two or three minutes for each candidate. And then indicate a photo with the number of the person who was interested. Of course, I did not say anything about the experiment. Typical, just a hunt for the purpose of getting to know.

What would you think? correctly! The first one launched into these artificially created "paradise bushes" chose the only specially selected moral kind! The other candidates only repeated her words:
Only one man, more or less interesting. The rest is something wrong. Is he really not married? Can I get his phone?

And this is among a few dozens of specially selected normal men!! Several times changed the cattle for the purity of the experiment. Nevertheless, the overwhelming majority of “clinical brochures” selected “the most interesting of all candidates” without saying anything.

“Here comes the conclusion,” said the elderly psychologist, “When a woman says that all men are goats, it means only one thing. She has a sharp smell of these very goats and a thirst for adventure for her “lower 90s.” A form of masochism. According to the principle, which was formulated by Alexander Sergeevich Pushkin: "Ah, to fool me is not difficult - I am glad to be fooled myself!" And she is not that of two or three dozen men, and even of a hundred or a thousand intuitively, but unmistakably will choose the "prize copy." And it will struggle to the same grails again and again. And normal men, if one of them tries to get to her, she sews off, as uninteresting. Is it surprising that with this approach almost all the men she had something with are goats? It is also a talent to live “not boring.”
What about the mistakes of youth, inexperience? We asked.
Mistakes are normal. They learn from mistakes, he replied, is there such a saying? Here is! But there are people who don’t learn anything from life. never ever. Good luck to you, young people! Love each other. And think with your head, not... Well you understand!

An announcement on a column near the Odessa Conservatory: “A world-famous quartet is looking for two violinists and a violinist.”

xxx: ideas are not protected by copyright
YYYYYYYYYYYYY Stories are protected.
XXX: look at it. The molecule of a new medicine may be protected by patents, but the atoms of which it is made are not!
YYY: I see that. Such a molecule. Patents with rifles.
Generally speaking, the molecules of modern medicines are sometimes complex.
Take some clarithromycin.
XXX: I see how they invent it.
xxx: hook, hook, hook, mix, but not shake, oh, and another hydroxyl group on the side, let's stick!
yyy: Ggg and in sales
YYY: No, but really, how are they invented?
Well, here’s what Hoffman called his creation LSD-25. He previously tried 24 different ergoline derivatives, and the 25th proved to be a sprinkler.
YYY: What was he looking for?
xxx: he worked in the farm, also some medicines. there you will change the molecule - and it won't be a psychedelic, but a pesticide or a cure for the cold
XX: Shulgin also made pesticides at first, but quickly became involved with psychopharma.
psychedelic pesticides 😉
yyy: I see a crowd of Colorado frogs demonstrating for peace under the New Age
YYY: What was the name of the thing you saw in the building store?
XXX: Antiseptic Treatment