People with slow reactions are more at risk of early death. To this conclusion came scientists from the University College of London and the University of Edinburgh.
Cap does not sleep.

Theoretically :
to this:
A discussion on vegetarianism:
In the village, meat will be on the table only on holidays. It is simply irrational to cut a cow while it is breastfed or a chicken while it is carried.
Yyy: And pigs with bulls and cockroaches doying or carrying?

A bull is needed for cows to give birth to calves, without it they will not have milk. The cock needs the chickens to carry. And pigs are fed to a certain weight, before the time to cut is not reasonable.

In order for cows to give birth, they make insemination, which is much cheaper than the maintenance of a bull in every farm; chickens-bearers can be carried at all without a cock; dairy pigs are much more delicious than pork.
Life is pain. habituate to

Alexey: My mother, 50+ years old, knows I have a girlfriend, Anya. Today I told her how beautiful she is. I decided to show you what photo I liked. This is a photo of Sasha Grey. I cannot calm.

What...

Irkutsk -30, the world hockey championship with the sword, teams of Somalia and Mongolia. This is Fairy

Hockey with the ball? I want to see it!

Per someone else remembers my quote about the invitation pattern for the anniversary of children’s music school.
Today made a sign for the clinic, they say "need a cardiogram on it". Okay, I painted a cardiogram from the inuit. They write in response "Why did you draw us such a terrible tachycardia? Here is a picture of a healthy person’s cardiogram."
So many years have passed, but I have fallen into the same story again. Oh yeah ))

Russian athletes will appear at the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games in Sochi under the song of the group "Tatu" "We will not be caught"
What is "Blue Moon"?
Under it will be closed.

“It’s hard to understand people who play EVE. Is it foolish to farm a year and then foolish to melt it all in one 24-hour battle with fierce lies?
It’s hard to understand people who work in offices. It is stupid to farm a year, and then it is stupid to melt everything in one trip to Turkey with the same busty compatriots?
Turkey is not lying.
Depending on how much you drink...

"The shooting of the Olympics in Sochi will be conducted with helicopters and aircraft"

Kirov reporting!

This is:

If a person can tell with an accuracy of at least 1000 rubles how much money he now has in his wallet, he is as poor as a church mouse.

Judging from the quote, you were never really poor.

Yeah, the sadness...

Yes, at the time of the emperor somewhere in 1900, the family of my ancestors (around 25 people) had about 50 cows (the cheese was exported to the Netherlands), about 500 sheepheads and an immeasurable number of birds (goats), there was a own mill, and the river was separated by a system of arishes, in which 15-20 kg of oysters were caught. They ate meat every day, but they worked from three in the morning.

Then came the alkashi-tuneaders, the family was scattered and deported, the farm was collectivized (fucked) and so on. And that, shit, characteristically, this mess still continues... no one wants to work, only on the internet can fuck.

An empty conversation at work at lunch.
Oh, and look, what can ten thousand Chinese do against one of our tanks?! to
Now is not the middle of the last century. Ten thousand Chinese against one of our tanks will make ten thousand tanks!

The genius of ancient mythology:

The Creativity of Homer

In an alternative universe, for example, Homer’s Odyssey, not Sherlock, would be subjected to scrupulous bullying.
The councils removed the original version, where Jason, the leader of the Argonauts, sails after the golden run.
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Jason is the lion of Iliad!!!! to

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The name "iliada" dates back to the word "Ilion", and this is nothing more than the second name of the city of Troy, and the events of Iliad describe the Trojan War (not all, indeed, only from the quarrel of Achilles with Agamemnon and to the funeral of Hector), Jason is the leader of the march of Argonauts, which happened before the Trojan War, so that Jason, my stupid schoolboy, is not the character of Iliad, although he is mentioned in it. In short, look less at the Hollywood "masterpieces" of ancient Greek myths. Although I feel that after the release of Heracles, a new army of experts in Greek mythology will appear.

True friends are those people who keep greeting you after you’ve started network marketing.

to this:


I am looking at the planet of dogs in Russia.
The Leader;

When I traveled around the dog planet, I realized that dog owners don’t just love dogs. Cows, ducks and goats The main thing is that they would walk on four legs."

A duck on four legs. I was rattled by a poor duck.


And you, Vika Eliseeva, why did you paint a cow on the lawn? Does that have to do with school?

Of course it has. We had this cow recently. These cows are called domestic animals.

Who is next to this round? Is it a bowl?

and no. I have a duck.

A very nice cat, yellow. Why does she have four legs?

Wika thought about:

And how much?

Probably two.

I have two ducks. Only one behind the other stands."

E. Uspensky, "On Faith and Anfis" :)

On Sunday evening, I was on a tram. In the trams today hanged such tables on which a running line runs. I sat for half an hour and read the line. The content is: ancient anecdotes, news three days ago, horoscope, weather forecast for yesterday and advertising. The advertisement made an indelible impression on me. A total of six advertisements were rotated: two fur salons, a set of girls in massagers (not intimate) and three funeral agencies. No matter how you look at the board, there are honest funerals, then funerals without black schemes, then cremation. Is there such a target audience in the tram?

by this:
This is:
The Olympic Games in
The Western Media: In the past
PBS television in the United States
The guest said that
Genocide in the Olympic village of Sochi
of the Khazar people, i.e. "The Discovery
The Olympics will be held
In fact, on the bones of Kakashi
The People"
And the fact that the entire Homeriga is built on the bones of the Ideans is nothing terrible.
They can!
= is
That is, the fact that the hackers live in
Siberia and Sochi are
The same attitude as any chick, you are not at all.
Is it confusing?))
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For them, that Krasnoyarsk region, that Krasnoyarsk, is all one.

Conversation in the office:
Oh you are! What a beautiful chair! Honey, where did you get it?
-Traded... apparently, the ass is stuck - the director doesn't like it, he wants to be slower.

for this ->
Irkutsk -30, the world hockey championship with the sword, the teams of Somalia and Mongolia. This is a feather"
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I think that "hockey with the ball" - under any circumstances it is "hockey". Well, unless "hockey with a tail" is a bit cooler.

A friend scratched the kitchen door. I decided to fix the case of a rapidly drying car enamel.
Dialogue in the store:
A white emal please.
What shade do you have?
Without a shadow. Just a white.
There is no white. Do you remember what color your car is?
Why do I not remember? The Green...

I stopped because I don’t want the first sex with Masha to happen in the car! Not so cool!
WOW: It is yes. Don’t forget that you’re almost 30. It can be explained under such conditions.