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[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №110307
 06.03.2015
Chapter 1618: I'm in a hurry to upset you. You are not a feminist, you are a fat troll. Your comments just resemble a typical grandmother’s hysteria.

Do you want girls to be sent to uranium mines, coal mines and to the North, while you have accumulated a lot of ore?

And yes, concerning your wish for a woman to harvest and sow - come to a village, there you are waiting for a very curious discovery. Or read the necrosis.

Finally, instead of fighting army arbitrariness, you are proposing that girls in the army suffer equally with men. Although in the same Israel, both sexes serve, but service there is not a punishment for bad students, but really desirable and prestigious even during hostilities.

Instead of raising the level of culture in some way, where the fisting is done without clarifying the relationship, you want to beat the mouths of everyone in a row. It is about people like you, they say, not the trouble that my cow is dead, but the trouble that my neighbor is alive. So you are not a healthy adult man who loves women and cares about them, as you self-lovingly described yourself. So I’ll congratulate you not even on March 8, but on May 17. Google, what a day it is.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №110306
 06.03.2015

You understand that you live in Russia when a nuclear submarine comes to help your boat in a storm.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №110305
 06.03.2015
xxx: We will be tomorrow server cabinet (size with the refrigerator, weighing 50-70kg) through the window on the wires in the server :)
XXX: It doesn’t go through the door.
xxx: The most remarkable thing is that under this window are the mercedes owners of business center companies
yyy: installor vasya ruins the server... on helicopter, lol

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №110304
 06.03.2015
I bought pills "Optimistin" to raise the mood, and I am sick from them
Reduce the dosage. nausea, usually, the indicator of a severe excess of the dose of the drug - 0.7-1,0. and even 0.5 can cause side effects of the type of "pofigistin". 150-200 grams is the same.
zzz: Gram 150 to 200? Then you have to think that 0.7; 0.5 and 1.0 are in kilograms.
It is in liters. If you understand what I mean.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №110303
 06.03.2015
And I am most angry with men, who come before the women's holiday to the store themselves do not know what fucking. Should I buy this fool?
They are dumb there, they bleach something, and then they say to the seller:"Well, something to your taste, girl..."
And with pure conscience pull the prey to the owner of another taste.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №110302
 06.03.2015
Look at my clothes :)
MMM: How terrible it is...
FFF: You are what! This is D&G, by the way!!! to
Dolce and Gabbana - Lohi
FFF: They are world famous fashioners, and what did you?!!! to
Mmm: Well, I am not a pitcher.
FFF: The Fool

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №110301
 06.03.2015
In short, now everyone will go off with this sociopath.

I explained.
All of these “happy-married” sociopaths are just dumb, illiterate bastards who confuse sociopathy with sociophobia. Yes, the words are similar, but it’s like confusing an anonymous with an onanist.

I said it all, you can roll off from here.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №110300
 06.03.2015
to here:
I am 23, my salary is small, but when I met with a young man from another country - always flying and riding on my own, not to mention the fact that almost all entertainment such as a cafe and cinema were at my expense...

I am 31 and I would like to have such a "little" salary to allow me to go or fly to another country, or at least send my wife to my parents in a neighboring area :(

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №110299
 06.03.2015
Q: Are you paid for the trip?
and partially.
Q: At the end of something?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №110298
 06.03.2015
answered
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And for women, I usually don't notice this, although they have something to cover. Eternal Dinner of Pellmen, gigabytes of porn, "mirror disease" - and many of the charms of the solitary life can be frightened in response. But for some reason only men consider it necessary to speak with irony about a strong and independent woman, without regretting sarcasm.
...
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The question is not in the field. There are people with sick self-esteem. If you reject them, they start to bite and drop you to prove first to themselves that they are a fool, not they do not reach.

The methods are really different. Women are called impotents, impotents, and so on. And men predict loneliness and cats. Why so? Look at how many prostitutes and how many male prostitutes. The old single, being with the money, will find a grandmother, even if not the only favorite. And an old single woman is not a fact, even if there is money. Therefore, men beat on old age and loneliness, and women - on the wallet and potency.

However, honour does not do that either.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №110297
 06.03.2015
Chapter of programmers:
xxx: Why are we then programmers and not "computer engineers"?
No, we are the railroads and we are the magicians.
XXX: The Magic of Computer Devices
The magicians are the amins.
XXX: Who are we then?
The Master of Computing Devices
We are the rulers.
X: I think the administrators are admin.
XX: We are the Spirit Commander!
YYY: Writers with computing devices
xxx: ahahahah
xxx: whitewashes on digital canvas

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №110296
 06.03.2015
M@ry > Dear, tonight your aunt called, again a bunch of complaints, when will you raise her?
Mr. Pride > This Is Your Mother
M@ry > No, my mother is good, I know her. This is your aunt!

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №110295
 06.03.2015
I will answer:
Imagine a hypothetical situation: you’re going somewhere for your business, and there’s some expensive, luxurious car (what you want) stopping around you and Bill Gates/Johnny Depp/Brad Pitt/somebody else from that cohort. He tells you about the following: “I liked you at first glance, you went with me, you’ll have a fuck of money, you’ll forget what work is, you’ll ride the Maldives-Bahamas-Seychelles. One condition: if you have a boyfriend/wife/husband, then you should call him right now and break up with him. To make it clear that everything is really over. You have 3 minutes to call. If there is no one, tell me about it right now and go. Otherwise, in 3 minutes I’ll leave and we’ll never see you again. Question: What would you say to your partner when they were called?
and----
I’m not going to call anyone, but I’m going to tell Brad/Bill or anyone else there that I don’t like when they buy me, and I’m going to send him through the woods. After that, I will go home to my husband, who has not received my love by a babble, but by showing my love and care from the very beginning. On holiday to the sea in the summer, we will come together for the joint earned. You know, although not Gates, there were comrades in my life who thought that if they were rich butterflies, then I should be "happy" that they turned on me, such a prostitute, attention, and that I should run after them, losing my butterflies. Oh good luck!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №110294
 06.03.2015
I will soon celebrate thirty years of strong and independent. Not fat, but yes, full-fat, I drink alcohol, lie on the couch with the internet and sometimes clutter to get rid of the fuck for the night. Careers, publications, salary in a couple or three kilobacks a month, travel around the world, extreme sports and other cooking.
I put my love-care on family, friends and their children.
The surrounding people think that "no, such a girl can’t be alone". I don’t even have cats.
The relationship was and ended. Sex is also not interesting - because there were such lovers as Voyuh, and to pick up a dozen men and face-spam from their mediocrity - why do you divorce?
I want children and a family, but with some ideal that I may not meet.
Maybe something is wrong with the hormones, but I really don't understand, I'm in a relationship. Interesting life, money, communication, sex – it’s all there. Is this what a man can give me? Additional problems and brainstorming? Something, em, love, respect, or confidence that I have enough?
While I was a child and survived, I thought a man would come and solve all my problems and help. Now it is wild to be obligated and honorable to another person, and it is easier for one.
No, if I meet, I will be happy to ovulate.
Until now I do not understand. But I understand the men well. It is cool to be single :)

[ + 20 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №110293
 06.03.2015
The difference is that a man at age 35 can start a family and have the first healthy child, which is not uncommon. For a woman at this age, it is already too difficult to physically carry a child, the likelihood of giving birth to a dawn or some other ugly one is very high. Therefore, an adult single woman without children is considered as non-liquid, and a man is not.
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This is what the former Soviet Union believes. I live in one of the European capitals, and women just start thinking about children after 35! No one considers them illicit.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №110292
 06.03.2015
On Aliexpress (online store) review for cheap earrings with stones:

12 Feb 2015 22:41

very liked! The girl did not resist and gave up the same day and again.))) I recommend! Quality at a much better price!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №110291
 06.03.2015
I do not like Russian rock. He is artificial.
2: Ept, or is it natural, natural?)
2: Fresh rock from young rockers (without GMOs)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №110290
 06.03.2015
In the Kiev trolleybus, the pocket "cleaned" the prosecutor of the Prosecutor General of Ukraine.

The comments:
The Prosecutor General’s Office in a trolleybus?! Breaking the pattern.
I just forgot to clarify: in a personal trolley bus.
Okay, then it’s all normal.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №110289
 06.03.2015
Basically educational:

In Vietnam, once you’ve started talking about it, there’s growing a lot of magical fruits, such as lici, mango, pitaheia, star-shaped apple and many others, which in Russia often don’t even exist in any taste alphabet and online stores. In Vietnam, the world's best Coffee (just so, from the big letter), many Colombian, Brazilian and other "coffee" companies buy coffee in Vietnam and sell it as their "elite" varieties. There is also made a unique coffee, in fact is a product digested by small animals, which is considered the most prestigious, useful and expensive. In Vienna, a huge amount of pearl is grown, which can be purchased at farms at very affordable prices. The largest and most luxurious pearls they send for export. The famous Vietnamese fish sauce from the island of Fu Kuok in Russia, too, you will not find it, at the same time, it by flavor quality by one or two bypasses the chewed soybeans and other popular non-tomatoes. Clothes in Vietnam made of the most luxurious fabrics according to your standards are sewn for a day and for a penny. There silk is made, exotic seafarers are caught, industry is well developed.
So go ironize somewhere else, please :)
Not a travel agent, not a Vietnamese, not a marketer. Just a compassionate.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №110288
 06.03.2015
"Strong and independent" in this case is a sarcastic epithet, for example. "power" and "independence" are expressed in the establishment of a dozen mocked surrogates of the man, on which you can move love-care and comfort yourself with illusions of self-careful, self-delicate, self-needed and self-loved.

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Even if it is (in my whole life I have not met any real woman with 10 cats and without a man, but let’s say) – you what?
Is it intolerably bombarded by the fact that one in three billion women on the planet fails to fulfill their primary duties of serving men? Are you afraid that you won’t get women? Or what? Where is so much emotion, anger, contempt, sarcasm, the desire to express your thoughts on the Internet - to some abstract unfamiliar women?

One of them stole your cat to "please yourself with illusions"? Or does your penis get 1 cm shorter every time someone gets another cat?

An adult, unfamiliar to you person has made a conscious decision - to live with cats, and with men only to meet for a fuck (and maybe sometimes something else) or even not to meet at all - what's up to you? Will the sky fall to earth? Or are you concerned about her personal happiness? So don’t worry, she’s happier than those who live with “mirror disease, pimples and gigabytes of porn!” And sex with her happens more often, but this is far from the most important moment in it all.

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