From the discussion of the alternative brand Minsk:

The Chup:
Dried potatoes. Guys, you just have a bite of potatoes. Apple has an apple, and we will have potatoes. On the extremity of a bitten tractor or a man with a beard like a prings on chips.

Question: "When will television makers begin to combine advertising of different products in one video?"
Answer: Look at the hits of domestic cinema in recent years.

From the news: Gérard Depardieu became an honorary udmurto.

Along with the frost, it is getting stronger.

I work in an animal store: once a week someone will definitely ask - do we have poison for rodents in the sale?
Iron concrete logic in our people: if there are goods for animals, then there must be from them.

Alcohol and cigarettes are sold in food stores.

The deadliest place on earth is de_dust2. A million people die here every day. In one year, there is a death rate of 3.5 people on Earth.

Capitan Nemo: One programmer studied very poorly at the institute, he was discharged and sent to the army. But there was a job for him too! Watch in theaters "Code in Boots"

The most urgent and urgent matters appear either in the lunch break or 5 minutes before the end of the work.

Russian Google - meaningless and ruthless

“Let the fool fish, and he will catch all the fish.”
(The main fishing axiom)

This small but epic story happened recently with my friend, Zena.

Zhenya - a healthy, forty-three-year-old man, owner of three tires, one beautiful morning took a new man to work.
And then, on the evening of the same day, together with all their friendly team, they washed a new cowboy.
Everything in a family way: a music of dust, oily cassette, water, sausage and (how without them?) Talk about life...
The chief responded and revealed:
You are lucky, men: you have brothers and sisters, many of you have parents alive, and I have a wife, three children and even a beloved aunt, and I still feel orphaned. He buried his elders long ago, no brothers, not even cousins. I had an uncle – uncle Vitus, father’s brother, was he still alive, isn’t he? I do not know.
The last time he came to us was twenty years ago, I don’t even remember from which city. I tried somehow to look for him, but it didn't work out, he doesn't get any "classmates" under the age of seventy.
The people sympathetically breathed and a troublesome pause hanged, and suddenly the culprit of the celebration, a new loophole worker, gave his voice:
- Yevgeny Nikolaevich, so you really want to find your uncle? In principle, I can help.
Jenny is interested:
How will you find him?
- Well... there are people who will help to throw the hooks across the area...
What other area? Uncle Vitya never in his life sat and not even attracted, he is a construction engineer, a carrier of orders.
The newcomer remarked reasonably:
- It is not scary that I did not sit, the area is just like an office... After all, the lady-telephonist in the reference service, too, may not once, in the Big Theatre, but the schedule of the performances knows better than any ballerina... People in the chain will spread requests across all the road zones, someone knows something. Even “cats zones” will help in case.

Jennie shrugged his cheek:
Well, if even the goats, then of course... and what will this pleasure cost me?
- If it is found within two days, then usually - 200 backs is enough, you want faster, then it will be a little more expensive.
Where are two days faster?
There are urgent cases...

The boss wrote on the uncle's leaflet the surname, name, paternity, year of birth, issued the money, called the "office" and went to buy mobile phone payment cards.

The next day, Zhenya slightly regretted getting involved in this dead number, but thank God, the new employee did not escape with his money, and as it was supposed - came to work in the morning.

What can be the zones, what two days, if the address of Uncle Viti, even a familiar mint could not break through? Well, nothing, a couple or three days for decency can be waited, and then ask for your money back.

But everything turned differently.
That same evening, his earless worker approached the woman and said:
- Yevgeny Nikolaevich, now I will be called and you will hear the voice of your uncle, if you confirm that it is him, then I will give you his phone number and we will be in calculation, if not he, then we will look further. But most likely he.

The phone called, the boss took the phone and heard the old and alert: “But...”
and AL! but! Uncle Vichy is you!? to
I, and who is it?
Yes, I, your nephew Zhenya from Moscow!
The son of Nicholas?
Well yes!
What do you do, you do, you do? Do you want my death? What bad have I done to you?! to
Uncle Vichy, what are you? I am just...

The trunk was hanged.

After some time, when the uncle in Tiraspol, and the nephew in Moscow, calmed a little, they called again and the old man told how it was.
The door was called, the uncle opened, two polite young men stood on the threshold. Asked F.I.O. and informed that they brought the package, but it is so large that it does not climb into the entrance door: "Let's go down, accept and register."
They went down, suddenly the visitors cleverly pushed the old man into the garbage collector's box, pressed his mouth and said:
– Listen carefully – the old pearl, all, ran away. You specifically hit and you will finally have to solve your question. You are being sought by such people that it is better not to know.
Now we’ll give you a phone and you’ll say, “But,” and if you’re going to freeze and don’t say it, we’ll break your ribs. and ferstine?

Let me spend the night! I will not disappoint!

Help me remember the movie!! to
Which one?
I remember the story, I can’t remember the name. It is about love. Do you remember him?
Fuck, I remember something like that. Do you remember anything else from the story?
At the end of the day, Titanic drowned.
The tongue turns, I’ll think.

The Lonely Wolf: I'll Go Walking
The Lonely Wolf: The King Wants to Eat!!! to
Awesome appetite
You and the King

Maria: Short, washed, I come to the yard. He struck a strange car. In two hours, they call me, tell me, take off the car, I have to go. Okay, I go out like that. I pulled the driver’s door – Nikuya. It’s frozen, okay, we’re going through the passenger. Fuck, she’s frozen too. The man, who was struck, pulled for five minutes and eventually opened the driver's license.

And today I am driving on the ring, the passenger door has frozen from the oven. And yesterday you can see, when she dragged, she was only on the frost and held. In short, my passenger door opened at the turn.
Thankfully no one was on the side.
What time do you want to come to you tonight?
See also: 0 o.

For those who also suffer:
"Requests to Google(order not changed)
Cut off xxx
Download the xxx film
Download XXX Film with Wine Diesel Fighter Fuck!!and "

You know, search engines have their own "language of queries". The easiest thing about it is cakes. Here is an example of Yandex (simply, I prefer it)
xxx movie - porn
"xxx" - will be released by the same, with Vin Diesel. Without a problem. In the first line.

Smoking manuals is invaluable, for the rest... well, you know.

Last month he was in an accident, lying in the hospital with a fracture.
But yesterday, after I deleted my page, more people were interested in the question of what happened to me.

I have a twitter.
XXX: I got caught up
I decided to make a joke.
XXX: He didn’t come in.
Then I realized that Twitter was shit.

I guess, who will signal when, in front of your entrance, someone like you will shoot down a little boy-to-death! - then talk about artificial inequalities! The former mother.

Discussing the addition of patriotism to the law of insulting various feelings.

Pacifism and patriotism! Is it possible to add Pofigism?! to
Yyy: I strongly support Pofigism
xxx: You have insulted my moral sense of pofigism with your warm support. But I was pissed.

My favorite month is May, why? Because it is Friday of the year! : )

The daughter began to go to kindergarten, the wife is time to leave the decree
Masya: I have the last working weekend (
Vitali: in the sense?
Today is working day and I have a holiday.
The last one (
Masya: at work
Working at home is more fun than sitting in four walls.
Masya: (I still have sadness
Masya: I have a serious stress.
by Masya =(
I’ll give you a bucket tonight so you don’t worry.
Masya: Wow... the bushes are little
Vitali: Okay, I’ll embrace and call it a cat.
Vitali: Let me take you to work from Monday morning for two hours, play with colleagues, drink tea. On Tuesday I will leave it until lunch, you will try and go home to sleep, and on Wednesday you will go all day, but I will call your boss and ask how you are doing there, and if you miss me, I will come and take it.
Masha : Yes! I agree!

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