I think it would be ideal:
There is no alcohol in the establishment - no children under the age of 14-16.
There is no alcohol - it can be with children.
Those who want to rest normally, there is a place to go without the risk of stumbling. Children are less drunk.
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Alcohol is everywhere. :)

It is :)
Your son is the only one who has taken vodka on the march! Thank you for your work!"

I sit down and eat ice cream. I see a strawberry in the bank. I prayed for ice cream. Varenie was an adjika.
- Honey - ((

Memento_mori: How many such photos I watch - a trend: the grandmothers are engaged in slides, the men pose on the camera :-)

I'm just the only girl who knows how to fry a chopsticks, and in any condition ;-)

Memento_mori: the shashiki here is secondary. I say, I lay pictures: the grandmothers are all at work, the men pose. If I lay out our campaigns: the girls are cooking, the guys will jump through the fire. The girls are putting tents, the guys are hanging on the tarzan. They smile and smile, in short :-)

Okay, the apocalypse will happen, the grandmothers will survive :D

Memento_mori: the apocalypse will happen, there will be a friendly male: "Grandmother-a-a-a-a-a-a-a!!and "

Today I went to Cavgolovo, a child on skiing. The wind was like that! I thought he would take it like Ellie.
Ellie piloted the house. And in free flight is Mary and her poppins.

here here :
The husband told - a guy from his work met with a girl botanic, she was all on "you" to him. And behold, he gave her a sexi, the evening, they were alone in the room, he brought wine, candy, she was still on the "you"- "sitting", "sitting", all things. Here it came to the most important thing, so, he says, when I heard "introduce", the most important thing never happened.)"
I remembered the famous "Here I have a friend/known and he... ". Maybe it was not my friend at all. and ;)

xxx: pf-f-f... yes, I was a world champion in measles, only the most expensive shampoos helped, and even very conditionally.
YYY: And now what? I didn’t notice your pearls.
XXX: Yes, at the same time 10 years of her absence, healed once and hopefully forever.
What is so radical?
You won’t believe it! I stopped using shampoos from measles, and she herself disappeared after a month, since then no hint, tifu-tifu-tifu.

I support :

I also want to eat a snack at the cafe. But not to hear whispers at the same time and not to be afraid to step on the carapuz running around the cafe..But I did not see such advertisements and signs "With children the entrance is prohibited" also did not see...And the people would have gone! Very small children in public places. Just the greed of the owners of restaurants and cafes prevents them from voluntarily losing part of the customers. And previously in the trip to the holiday home / sanatorium was always stated - children under 5 years of age are not allowed. It was right! And the happiness of babies is carried with them everywhere, and they are still surprised at the outrage of the people around them.

It’s terribly annoying, recently celebrating a birthday at a restaurant. Nearby from us 2 companies with children up to a year sitting. The babies whispered joyfully, whispered, and it was impossible to talk. I had to go, not even singing. Other visitors also left. I don’t understand the benefits of the owners, one baby can easily drive half the visitors out of the restaurant.

I watched the "Seventh Print" of Bergman. I sat for a long time and thought where I had seen all this, finally remembered - this is the most terrifying cartoon of all times and peoples, "Ezekiel in the fog." Existencial journeys through a dull, unreal world, and Death constantly behind your shoulders.

Funny of course

xxx: Many years ago I read somewhere about a farmer who decided to grow a pig for bacon (well, a layer of meat, a layer of fat, again meat, etc.). Apparently for this a special breed is needed, but the male didn't start paring - took an ordinary pig and arranged her diet - a week of feeding for slaughter, a week on a poor diet. As a result, the pig grew up very thin and very wicked.

YYY is class! Don’t tell your wife, she will take it personally.

Not a poor diet, but a change in diet. That is, for a couple of months, crush a combined food with potatoes, then a month of grain clean. Bacon can be replaced. Especially the chest and neck. In other places, there is usually no bacon.

Grandpa, pointing to my desk (wallpaper - forest, lake, flowery):
- And you know, it looks like a landscape of... (pause) This is where the elves were... Interglacial!
Or maybe the Middle-earth?
Father: Aah... one figure, well, like the Lord of the Rings.

When you are 20 years old, you don’t even know how to scream, but you’re already trying to learn.

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This is shit, intrigued, the silver sunset. Now write a post about your skills, the history of their development, what you have achieved in this area of human relationships.
(Maybe you need to change your hand every 10 seconds or so.)
Write, I am very waiting.
34 years. and lonely.

RZD cancelled Volgograd electric plants due to debt of 720 million in 4 years
RZD pays footballers Diarra and Busuf 250 million rubles per year each

XX: Yyy and I also decided not to argue with Matt. And then we picked up a very heavy box and she, to express her emotions on the subject of that weight, said: “Falling women! The male and female genitals mixed up - I strained, released the corner, and since then we have been mating again.

Here is here:
If your parents are old fools and don’t understand anything anymore, you’re an adult – get in the wheel and take responsibility for everyone.

Mark Twain: “Support it! When I was fourteen, my father was so stupid that I could hardly bear him. But when I was twenty-one years old, I was amazed at how clever this old man was.”

So if your parents are old fools and don’t understand anything anymore, just grow up.

A real domestic cat is not someone who spends his whole life in an apartment and is afraid of the street.
A real domestic cat - after rushing from a street walk home, the first thing to do is carry to his pot, catch >_<

I’ve been a good girl all year and I want a copy of the Death Star as a gift!
Sherlocked: You fought with a child in the store because of the last set of glowing stickers, stole a road sign, stumbled over people standing in line at the mail, after receiving the package, did not sleep at night, regularly alcoholized, and the depravity in your life by epicity is comparable only to sodomy among poets of the silver age. Oh yeah, what a girl? You are thirty!
I was, I was. The good. The girl. You don’t want the same thing to happen to you with a child in the store, right?

Commentary on the news "British Prince Andrew accused of pedophilia"
A little girl was waiting for her prince.

Here you take a beginner programmer to work - he doesn't know what a hash, nor what a tag, but he knows what a hashtag is and what it needs to be.

I lie on the couch under the cloth, my wife sits there and I feel like her feet are ice. The further dialogue:
I: Figase that for the ice
She: I have "these days" the blood does not reach my feet, on the way the leak...
I love her very much.)

Girls come and go, and the computer as it stood - so it will stand.