There was a case. My friend bought a used car, I have to say, the first car in his life. He asked me to teach him. To get to the watchroom, where we decided, in order to avoid unnecessary casualties, to ride, it was necessary to make a turn. Then he turned back, and then stood up. I so persuade him, and there are no cars a hundred meters away, and in envy of him the right try to leave. and Nifiga. 15 minutes standing. The mentions are already in place, so we are on the turn. Mishana barely cries, but moves scared. All fucking, I think I’ll drive him out and go home. There is no one at all. And we finally get under the sphere. Mint is behind us. They stop and a sergeant comes to us: your papers. have drunk? Then I look at my suffering face and the Mishani rights received two days ago. His words reached me: take care of yourself! And went away. We were driving at a speed of 20km per hour, but with an escort and flashes.

xxx: Imagine that all the laws of physics are a consequence of the geometry of the space of the universe, and all the physical constants are bound by a single geometric number. And this number is such that if it were at least slightly different, even infinitely few others, the universe would be unstable and impossible.

YYY: Sorry, but I can’t imagine that.

Ineets a roulette store, decided to sell expensive watches. The first was a clock for almost 30k backs. Comments are broken.

MrAlgernon 31 December 2012
I am a pianist. At the concert, the whole hall looks at me. Since I bought the clock, in the hall of anschlag. I am considering buying a second hand copy.
Plus: With an accuracy of a second, I can tell how much time has passed since I sold the apartment.
The homeless people I live with look strangely at me. We have to swallow the clock at night.

Vadim 21 January 2013
I bought a gift to a girl, not noticing that they were men. I am upset, you are so careless. She left me at all. I took the clock.
Plus: They show the time.
Disadvantages: This will not return the girl.

Jura 21 January 2013
Damn accidentally pressed the button "Buy!" what to do now? Now I'm thinking about selling an apartment or leaving the country whatever I found! Can I cancel my order somehow?
Plus: the button to buy on the site is just great, the pluses in the clock have not yet seen!!! to
Disadvantages: Expensive, for such money you can take 1032 bets CASIO LTP-1236GL-7BEF )))

Andrei 21 January 2013
Delivery in Kiev is free of charge, which is very pleasant.

Arnie confirmed his participation in the fifth Terminator

the first comment: xhh Astalavista grandfather =)))))

people are surprised, packing the installer winzip in the zip archive!so that you fuck wanted and the pants could not remove!

Stop boring and boring.
I am not wearing but spreading.
Take a couple or three prostitutes off for the night and tie them.
Strange, you’re not the first to advise this.
So listen to the wise people.

For many men, rich life experience gives only the stomach.

There are two former friends, Vitya and Zhenya. One of them, Zhenya, was sleeping with another’s wife. After his divorce he married her. Drunk, he confessed everything.

“Vitya,” he says, “forgive me, friend, but while you were married, I was fucking your wife. Forgive me. I forgive.

He replied calmly, not surprised at all:

"The question is not, friend, that you fuck her when we were married. The question is who is fucking her now.

The eyes of the hero-lover Woman rolled on the forehead. I understood that Vitya was right in asking the question... And that it is not yet known who was more lucky.

Only true friends can come to your house, get in your refrigerator, take your vodka and pelmeni and ask, “Will you?”

In his childhood, Mikhail Boyarsky painted para-parabola in class.
YYY: and in its... century
xxx :D

WOW: And this miracle decided to take revenge, but struck in his own manner. Stayed for the night, and what it made with all the compasses...
Ohhhhhh :?? to
Teaching Comps to Talk
O O O O O O
I enter my sleep password and my computer - who are you? Give a testimony...
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
WOW: but it's all the hernia, the head of the alpai stands, and what about the oret "who are you? I don't know you, went nahuy " here are the bricks with the speed of the light flew out )) short as a result of the machine rebellion of the accountant refuses to approach the computers, the boss in the drink, and the server is still nahuy the shell of all ))

Around the stop, the "seller" wandered the phone, trying to push it to every encounter. And all would be nothing, but the phrase "Samsung, Finland" still attracts attention XD

friends gathered in place and discuss different topics and suddenly learn that one of them bought an iphone5, which is not in the new phones anything. Friends decided to beat him up and started discussing his new phone.
Ask him - what new features this phone has, which are not in other phones.
He didn’t get lost and immediately replied – there’s one function, I have such a phone and you don’t, that’s all.

Grigory: I, by the way, in the neighboring house yesterday a man from the balcony of the 3rd floor came out.
Grigory: by chance
Grigory immediately got up.
Grigory: Going Home
And he called an ambulance.

Why do some people, when I take my daughter in a wheelchair, burn there... that they want to see there?
yyy the letter "O" in the word "callaska"

The story is this - some subjects apparently tired of the cat took her far away and left, after 2 months the cat returned home, snacked the whole family and accumulated... Where she found the rage of the mystery, but the revenge came out noble...

Just at work, the supplier explains why the shipment has not yet been shipped:

I: You sent the glue cargo, we need it as soon as possible.

Carrier: Sorry, the cargo has not yet been shipped because the driver's seat has been lifted and he can't get his feet to the pedals.

Olya Dyatlova: Fuck, our sitadmin is just not named
Olya Dyatlova: and computer scientist and botanist and programmer and glass maker
Alexander: I know how he calls you all.

Discussion of the article on the drug Glycine (contributes to the normalization of the brain vessels):

Paul: I feel terrible sleepiness, I sleep 14 hours a day, before there was no such thing

Reduces the bioenergetic properties of the body, has a destructive effect on the human aura. It also changes the work of the 3 and 6 chakras.

Friedrich in the Madness.

Damien
By the way, yesterday chewed love is, blown up bubbles. For a long time I thought it wasn’t so.
Damien
Then came. When I was a child, I didn’t get the blisters. :D