I went to the cinema yesterday, on the life of Pi, went to the cinema a little)))
by 10:48:28
)))))))))
A tearful movie?
About what he?
by 10:49:54
Look like a mummy, just in the middle of the ocean, and instead of a dog, a tiger.

The Union of Muslims of Kazakhstan (SMK) proposes to introduce a special article into the Criminal Code of the Republic of Kazakhstan, prohibiting obscene gestures against high-ranking persons, reports the press service of the SMK.
The list of prohibited activities should include:
...
4 is To manage the need, let bad winds, strike the bottom of the dress, stretch the width, reveal the genitals and buttocks near high-ranking persons;
5 is Demonstratively chew in the nose, sneeze and sneeze in the direction of high-ranking persons;
6 is Shake your eyes, swallow your cheeks, lie down on the ground, get up on your head, turn your back or side, jump, bend, drop on the four, crush your nose, close your eyes, clamp your noses, squeeze your fingers in your mouth, cause vomiting, rattling, sneezing, clogging your ears, whispering, whispering, standing, making animal sounds (grabbing, whispering, washing, bleaching, roasting, and so on), grabbing your heart, showing boredom, shortness of breath, sweating, epilepsy, rabies, allergies, stroke, trembling in the limbs, colic in the abdomen and liver, whispering, washing, pretending to be moderate or drunk.
According to the Union of Muslims, such acts should be treated as minor hooliganism and punished with imprisonment for 5 days.

F: He is not running.
A: You like him, what do you think?
F: I don’t know... I’ve been fucked a couple of times.

My colleague was sent (a little corrected. Not for advertising :D
Hello to you Ivan! You for some reason registered on the trading site "namesite.ru"... you probably still wanted to buy something.

We, the marketing department, are very sad that you don’t buy on "site name.ru". We constantly draw banners, advertise goods, ask our sellers to reduce the price for the buyer, and you still do not buy.

We ask you to make at least one small purchase, and you will no longer hear from us a single request... save us from dismissal

XXX: How are you doing? What do you do? What do you think?
Fuck, you fuck me. What do you want from me? Do you want to know what I think?
About the unnecessarily lived years, about how you angered me, about what I became with you
Psychic... about the fact that I am all angry, about the fact that I don't know where I need you in general,
Why do we have these relationships, why all this? I don’t know what I want, I don’t want anything anymore, nothing.
XXX: Nahuya asked

The shortest of our tenants
XHHH: bring our office to court
XHH: for the fact that our director sent them naked on the following issue
The shortest of our delayed payment for one day for the first time in 5 years
The penny took out 252 rubles
The director sent them to the fuck.

The guests came. My 5-year-old daughter was stunned by guests. The guest :
OOO OOO! Here you will grow up, you will have a guy, if you break up with him, he will leave you.
Dad didn’t leave Mom!

XXX: Who is using Chrome? How to turn off this banner with a girl?
YYY: With which girl? How to Include?

On a drill, when they drill a well, after a few meters of passage they take a soil sample. And so that the soil does not fall asleep, you need to cover the end of the probe with something and condoms are ideal for this purpose and they, the cheapest, need a lot (previously its price was 2 cents and it was not expensive)

So, the radio station's radiologist transmits to the ship supplier the application for supply and crew change. The rest hear all this on the air, but not all in the topic for which rubber products are needed.

- Accept the request for supplies and a change of crew. You need this, this, and that... and eventually you put in three thousand condoms and a new kitchen.

Then everyone asked only one question: "What happened to the old cowboy?" O_o

by Alicia Bartenev (21:51) :
Talk to many.

and not

Do not need

I accidentally turned on the screen speaker.

He will talk to me.

"North Koreans are calling Russian investors" – Despair meets Phuism.

Stop coming into my room without asking. What if you went in and I was naked?
You have a glass door. If you were naked, I would see it and not go in.

How did you marry me? how did you marry me? Well, I understand the breasts are big, but I really have everything big.
Specially married, so that if a spider suddenly has a choice in which nose to go, he will choose yours.

and LC:
I think it’s easy without the brain.
Sitting and not thinking.

I dreamed that my friends and I were writing a composition for the Sochi Olympics, a sort of offensive polyphonic prog-rock, the melody of which I tried to remember, but I couldn’t. Then we go out of the studio to Lenin (why the recording took place in the area of K/T "Salut"), a comrade musician asks me - well, everything is ready, what now, to walk and drink? I am Ugo, put Linux. He is where? At least on asphalt. And we began to write the code of the Linux core on the asphalt across the trottoir of the Lenin Avenue.

With VIO:

Q: Have you met people with deviant behavior?
A: I even met people with rebellious behavior.

Somewhere deep inside I felt that singing to her on a first date was like Buratino, you were once young... it wasn’t the best idea.

The morning. The Planner. The Boss:
The next...
The colleague:
- Well, I have nothing to say about it - I am in trouble with the export-import SSIS data package. Measures, there and there, multi-current, I play with indexes.
The Boss:
- This is called not "Add", but "I conduct "Experimental R&D with tests".
The other colleagues spoke in half-voice:
This is how it is called...

We sit with our wife and look at "The Fifth Element". There, the red Mila Jovovich is already running. Here, the older son approaches the television, looks at the screen and asks "What are you here, Peppi, Look?". Blythe, how will I watch this movie now?! to

C website on weight loss: I always get up on weights with a cat. Regardless of the outcome, the cat is a “eating cattle,” and I’m good!