You had a romantic evening there, right? Both phones flew to the planet Neber.
WOW: We had an evening of memory for Agnia Bartó.
XHHH: Dropped Paška on the floor, pulled Paška's leg off? O_O
We decided in vain.
Carrying a cat in the car.
The cat is not used to riding.
The entire "car" has collapsed.
WOW: And not only dropped...
Wow: I was washing, Loyla laundered the coat of cloth.

My eldest daughter is in the school camp. Excursions, conversations with "interesting people", cleaning the territory with cabinets and other mess. Boredom is illuminating. But my differentiated, taught on my head.

After cleaning the garden, everyone was taken to the dining room. They feed, in principle, normal, but then served a pearl. Of course, everyone was just “enthusiastic.” The student, seeing that the process is not going, tried to stifle them, and there was about this conversation:

Don’t like the cabbage? What do you want, chips and cola?

– Yes!! to

And you know, we can do an experiment: we take a rat in a cage and feed it with chips for a month.

He raises his hand:

- Mariovanna, can we even feed you a month only with a pearl?

Gogot, an angry schoolgirl, calling my parents (me).

Dialogue with a friend at work:
Did you decide to wear this shirt?
Yes, I picked the pink.
Oh oh who?
- Mommy, I took the laundry... but it is not for a long time, soon Mommy will not be, more precisely I will move from her...
You will wear a shirt for a month or more.
No, that is to say yes.

xxx: if we consider the activation of the dopamine system as the criterion of addiction, then we are all not very lucky. Because among the stimuli that cause such a reaction, the first place is, for example, listening to music. Have you seen with what faces these, in the conservatories, listen to the third concert of Rahmaninov? The eyes are closed! However, listening to classical music for some reason is not equal to drug addiction.

Assassin's Creed Chronicles: India
Requiescat in pace, but first I and my 40 assassins will play the song and dance.

If Leo does not give the Oscars this year, then the Dicaprist uprising will begin.

XXX: I need to be closer to the people, that’s what I think.
xxx: Therefore, after the super-hit "Lada Sedan baking soda" I am waiting for the song "PAZ PATIT BAS"

Teach the cat to go to the toilet. How they stumbled. The first woman went to the toilet. After her I go in, and there is the cat. He sits and does his work. He looked at me with an insult. I had to wait for the cat.

At the stage of caring, we first of all want to understand that it is caring, without resorting to torture in the form of caprices and requests.
So that it won’t be later that you all, girls, are nonsense, I talked / flirted / went to the theater / had sex with you because it’s funny, why did you start thinking about the relationship?and "
And the marriage ritual is a marriage ritual.)

We have a patient in delirium. As always in the reception room ask: "Tuberculosis, AIDS, hepatitis did not get sick?" He says he has been sick with tuberculosis for 7 years, he has both hepatitis and HIV. It is natural to us, in the tub. The department. We were also surprised - the type of tuberculosis is not similar, the choline is already painful. And in the morning, his wife announced in shock, saying that he never had problems with his lungs. And the man went away a little and explained that he said about all these wounds so that he "do not be cut into the organs"... They are healthy.

Sometimes if you keep silent, you will seem smarter.

This is not the case, answer the ticket.

I worked in the factory in the summer. Once there was a rumor in the shop that the neighboring abandoned shop was leased to some confectioners, and those, in turn, invite the workers to visit for cheap delicacies. And the chief of the workshop began to notice that the women, and then the men began to run to that workshop, and with full bags to return. He got together with thoughts, and went there for exploration. Candy makers produced different candy, many marriages, it was unfortunate to throw away, and they put the marriage at free prices from 30 (caramel) to 90 (very delicious candy, that in stores under 350-500 rubles / kg went) rubles per kilogram of straw. Our hero has returned from the intelligence with two huge packs of thickness and thickness.

Oh my boss! Why did you take so much? He was met by harsh workers.

Caramel has taken.

How much took it?

Twenty-four kilograms, I barely carried.

Where are you so much, fool? It will fall in one place!

-Well, sugar in the store is already for 50 rubles, and here caramels for 30. Braga has something to do!

The Gogot verse instantly and went into the shrinkage of the men gathering behind the caramels.

The Departure! Everyone to work! There is no more caramel. I bought it all, the next batch only in a week and I stalled it!

We live in Khrushchevka, a five-storey house.Two-thirds of the entrance old people.For the last 12 years I have lived in 16 apartments of different houses in different cities.So, now I live in a house of dots!They are rarely whirled, but they are knocking almost every day!At the same time, you can hear through the floors, always from different sides of the knock.I am angry, my husband asks (he was born and grew up here):What can you bite there every day? He says the tombs are probably rolling up.

Read a relaxed forum:
xxx: The matter of habit - and accustomed quickly, so even more convenient than the brakes on this car began to resemble the brakes on the airplane Il-76 - there is also a long course and pedals soft.

Watching the TV remember that a quality product with no overpriced price in advertising does not need.

Many children doubt that Santa is real.
My little daughter is no exception.
This is, as they say, the preamble.
My stories about the fact that the real Santa Claus lives in the Great Ustyug, and his brother Santa Claus in Lapland were perceived as a child not to say what skeptical, but with some distrust. On the morning of January 1, the gifts were under the tree, Santa has already flown away and hasn’t seen him. One day my daughter asked:
Father, Santa gives gifts to everyone, and he wants to get something as a gift too?
Of course, I say, I probably want to...
Let’s make him a gift!
Why not!
The child took a square piece of white cloth, painted on it all sorts of patterns with flomasters, and said that it was a towel as a gift to Santa Claus. I, in turn, said that on the evening of the 31st we will put it under the tree, and when Santa comes to put her gifts under the tree, he will take her gift. On the morning of the 1st, as usual, the gifts were under the tree, and there were no wipes - Santa took it with him.
On the holidays we gathered to come to the estate of Santa Claus, where he comes to us on the holidays from the Great Ustyug (this was said to the child). They came there, I bought tickets for a tour and a meeting with Santa Claus, and while mom and daughter walked around the mansion and watched all kinds of fairy tales – I approached the girls, assistants of Santa Claus and asked that when the next tour goes – let them give Santa Claus a towel (with you, of course, taken) and ask him to thank the girl for such a beautiful gift. The assistants were somewhat surprised, but promised Santa to ask...
After a while, the excursion with my child went away, and even after forty minutes, the daughter ran out of the terrace with round eyes, a huge smile and shouted joyfully, "Daddy, Santa Claus is real, and I doubted before!" and told how he thanked her for the gift he received from her.
Since then, there is no doubt that Santa is actually...

Criminals returned the stolen bag to the Gazprom cleaner when they learned that she was not washing the floor, but money, and was not cleaning the premises, but competitors.

If for the New Year holidays you gained a few extra kilos, do not rush to get rid of them!

A 35-year-old non-drinking driver said: “After the fourth wife, they all become the same.”

The explosive baby etha Daniella (snow cyclone), I near the workshop I have already digged the trance to the knee, modernized the blade - the wheels made, we struggle to shrink.. The client had to come to the loading from Russia.. I call him, said in a day warn me, I will clean up a little bit 100 meters.. He in response to me - my native floor of Siberia to clean up.! to